Racings for fat kids

the law of physics. the older they get the more skill it takes and sheer movingenergy won´t win you enough anymore!

born with insight and a raised fist!
 
HAHAHA--my friend just went to like a racing boarding school..but they still haev cool stuff for boarders...but anyway he's kinda fat and he's never raced in his life and they made him compete in a pretty big race at Sunday River I think and he had no idea what he was doing and he got 3rd...I think ure right

 
one of rex tomases quotes was 'skiings for little fat kids'

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'unfortunetly the other badlands pipe isnt open yet. it's in the shape of a pipe but with grass and rocks on it. we call it the ghetto pipe'

'I had a meeting with your mom, you know what I'm saying?' my french teacher to a student
 
but most fat kids get rejected from jibbing, and then turn to racing, which they suck at also

Prond leader of monker revolution

LD CREW
 
aint notin......im not fat but i aint thin...i got some flab and a pretty fat ass....

a week ago i borrowed a downhill suit from a bud for a race at blue.....

it was a fuckin spandex cow suit ...it was not the prettiest thing in sight but everyone got a laugh and I snack into their park in the middle of the race and went and fucked around there....

it was probably the first time i heard a clap from the boarders when completing a rail or hittin the pipe....funny funny shit man

 
hahaha newschooler99 you hit the park in a spandex suit?

~~~Phunkin' Phatt Crazed Postin' Phreerider Bro!~~~
 
hehe... i have this issue of powder where its a fat guy in spandex

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'unfortunetly the other badlands pipe isnt open yet. it's in the shape of a pipe but with grass and rocks on it. we call it the ghetto pipe'

'I had a meeting with your mom, you know what I'm saying?' my french teacher to a student
 
yah so what? I race, I skip out of practices and i go jibbing. I am also quite fat. But when you race you build awesome ski technique so you are a better overall skier. But you do suck at jibbing because your life is dominated by racing. - Peace out brah - Matt

 
I have a race in a couple weeks for my school ski team!

me and a friend are going to race backwards!

Later,

Thomas Cook
 
haha... lets all give tim a hug!

hehe.... jk tim

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'unfortunetly the other badlands pipe isnt open yet. it's in the shape of a pipe but with grass and rocks on it. we call it the ghetto pipe'

'I had a meeting with your mom, you know what I'm saying?' my french teacher to a student
 
for our hills skiercross, i was gonna get my freinds spandex suit and ride my lines in the race, now thatd be tight

Prond leader of monker revolution

LD CREW
 
skiing is for drunk frenchies.

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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?

'Hey, you forgot your basket!

Thats ok! i get em for free from pih-hill-ou' -Shaniqua Bootycall
 
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