I used to race, and loved it. You get to haul fucking ass, and if you've never tried skiing on a pair of 161 slalom skis, you've never skied. I'd like to see someone carve off a kicker on those puppies, you'd need a landing 200 feet wide.
'Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.'