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jibberkid69

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all right, so all my friends like to race, i however think its gay. so i'm going to enter a race next year in a costume and show them how gay they are. what should i wear

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wear a monkey costume!

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yeah dude, make a costume of a huge penis that you wear, then make another friend hold a huge fake gay man's ass at the finish line, then the huge penis will go into the gay man's ass and that will represent what racing is like.

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better idea. put on a gorilla suit, get a fake dick and put it on the monkey's nuts. ride monkey steeze all the way through the course.

wear a viking helmet too, perhaps some knee pads should be in order too....

 
Bear fucker costume from Super Troopers

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aha yeah im on ski team just to be able to ski all week. my friends and i were brought up racing and quit 3 years ago. we usually just race on our twins and wear random shit like my big mtn helmet and ride switch and do dumb shit like stick ur pole between ur legs and jerk it off like mcconkey does off the big air hit in SMII

kbus124: so i see a movie is more important then me...i can handle that

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hahaha i had a great idea. put Spandex pants on!!! ahaha o wait... that is what racers wear. oopsies

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Sooo why are you doing this again? If you hate raceing then just quit and ski all week anyways.

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no the teams chill cause noone really cares about it, i must say it tho without racing i would have no idea how to ski, i learned when i was 4 on my team and been since three years ago. i hate seeing kids in park or anywhere else thinkin they are damn good when they cant carve turns

kbus124: so i see a movie is more important then me...i can handle that

nPublicEnemy900: not the whole movie just iannick b
 
Nothing, were nothing besides what you normally wear, you should show some fucking decency, or would that be too much too ask you conceited piece of shit...

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Excuse me,....... umm........ BEARFUCKER!!!

oh my god, that would be the shit.....

i would laugh my ass off over and over......

but i don't think you can balance with a fake bear infront of you........

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do the penise idea it's just like a mascot suit but there's a hole for your head

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You're a little bitch dude. They enjoy what they're doing, so why be such a dick to them for doing something that they enjoy. Seriously, don't be a little fucker.

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i enjoy making fun of them, so why do you have to rag on what i like to do

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You are a little dick.

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I heard he had a style, and so I came to see him and listen for awhile.

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4real, dont fuck with em' unless they mess w/ u. atleast they're not snowboarding...

once u can ski midwest dirt and grass, you can call yourself good

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fuck you, racing down a hill in a costume is funny you jerks. the racers will probably be laughing too anyways, i can just see a guy in a hamburgeler costume goin down the hill. haha i would like that, go for it man, props

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hasnt there been enought postes already...racers are still the best skiers and always will be. So FUCK OFF and stop talking shit about racers!

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i didn't know there was such a strong backing for racers, and midwest_720, what the hell are you talking about, snowboarding is sick

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massivemassing name to me a racer who can do a 80 footer, let alone do a rodeo like morrison

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hey ya know whut, honestly, fuck off. i know racers can be little bitches, but fuck, jibbers can be just as bad. you racing down the hill in a giant penis costume is a great example and it won't piss them off they will just think you are the biggest gomer. and i know plenty of racers that have some serious skill in the park.

 
well, i am sorry for offending all you spandex wearing, but fucking kiddie rapers that also enjoy the fine sport of racing

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jibberkid69

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2003-06-06 23:43:49

massivemassing name to me a racer who can do a 80 footer, let alone do a rodeo like morrison

DOES JON OLSON MEAN ANYTHING? FIS RACER....

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midwest_720, whats wrong with snowboarding?..i give them a lot more props than racers. atleast they dont go around in skin-tight suits.

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OK, I've got a few things to say.

First,to jibberkid69, about your post about naming a racer who can huck cliffs. Look at the Crist brothers. They used to race. Then they did some skiercross (which is still racing) and now you see pics of them hucking 60 footers and skiing lines in AK and BC. And Daren Ralves. In interviews he says that he loves hitting jumps and rails are alot of fun. And i've also seen pics of him doing sick big mountain stuff.

Second off, what about spandex suits? So they lok a little stupid. Lots of people think the same thing about do-rags, badanas sticing out of their pockets, and 'bling' like a bunch of jibbers.

And also, don't say that racing and racers are stupid until you've done it. It takes shit-loads of skill, shit-loads of leg strength, and shit-loads of balls. And they derserve tons of props for doing what they do.

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I heard he had a style, and so I came to see him and listen for awhile.

'The advantage to escalators is that they are never broken, they're just stairs. So you'll never see a sign that says 'Escalator temporarily out of order,' only 'Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convience.' - Mitch Hedburg

 
first of all, i used to race, and it takes no balls and very little skill. and before you say that i probably sucked, i made Junior Olympics the first year i could, and finished well, even though i got probably 5 hours of sleep over the entire week.

secondly, i know Darron personaly, and it is true that he jibs, but he is the only pro racer that i've heard of that likes to freeski.

and finnaly the reason that all the pros used to race was because if you were a dedicated skier, you were either a racer or a mogul skier brcause that was all there was. most of the mogul skiers became jibbers cause that was closer to their previous sport. all the racers became big mountain and/or jibbers cause that was an easier transition.

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if your half-assed at it i would suggest wearing all your normal clothes and just hauling ass switch. i entered some local races and placed top 10 going switch, i fucked those 7 yearolds up.

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ya hot girls in gs suits r hot....

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