Racer vs Park rats

Gizmo112345

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which do you prefer or hate more? (disclaimer, this is just a joke don't get super mad, just seeing what the world has to say)
 
13989634:sauceboss420 said:
Racer chicks are kinda hot sometimes, but the dudes are all dicks.

Most of them are. In high school when I use to race all my buddies and I were a bunch of degenerates.
 
what is a park rat?

I see more and more slopestyle kids/jump jocks in the park all the time. they wear form fitting gear like racers, they act like racers, and they ride the park all day.

nothing worse than rolling up to the jump drop in on a saturday arvo to see 30 12 year olds with poc helmets and volkl walls. you know that each kid is going to have to signal is coach 4 or 5 times so the coach will have time to get his phone out to film the kid so that they can work out the technical kinks in their cork 7 mute.

kid 1: dropping next!

kid 2: dropping next after him!

kid 3: dropping next after the second guy!

kid 4: dropping next after those three guys!

no, you drop when there is a gap, fucko.
 
i used to race, every practice id leave and go to the park. my friends used to call me gay-cer and ask when i was going to quit. now i spend 90 percent of the time skiing park. no exp with school freestyle teams but never really got along with other racer dudes
 
I have skied park for years and this year I decided to join my schools ski team because some of my friends are on it. They told me that all we do is dick around so I was hyped. I fucking hate ski racing. Shits so dumb. I wouldnt say im terrible at it but i wouldnt say im really good at it. I respect racers who arent stuck up. Just because im racing on atomic punx with a sweatshirt on and not a tight suit doesnt mean I should be every racers bitch. Im sticking to park
 
13989634:sauceboss420 said:
Racer chicks are kinda hot sometimes, but the dudes are all dicks.

The entire snowshoe mtn race team are little 10 year old pricks. One kid got his arm sliced open by a snowboard and I think everyone on the mountain kinda had a collective “thank god.”
 
13990043:jamessmoak said:
The entire snowshoe mtn race team are little 10 year old pricks. One kid got his arm sliced open by a snowboard and I think everyone on the mountain kinda had a collective “thank god.”

Yea whatta pus
 
As a former racer I must say ski racing, when examined from a neutral standpoint, is a stupid sport. Who in their right mind would want to wear spandex, go 50+ mph down a hill, spend countless hours in the freezing cold on the hill, and spend thousands upon thousands on new gear almost every few years?

That being said, it was fun.
 
13989701:GORILLAWALLACE said:
what is a park rat?

I see more and more slopestyle kids/jump jocks in the park all the time. they wear form fitting gear like racers, they act like racers, and they ride the park all day.

nothing worse than rolling up to the jump drop in on a saturday arvo to see 30 12 year olds with poc helmets and volkl walls. you know that each kid is going to have to signal is coach 4 or 5 times so the coach will have time to get his phone out to film the kid so that they can work out the technical kinks in their cork 7 mute.

kid 1: dropping next!

kid 2: dropping next after him!

kid 3: dropping next after the second guy!

kid 4: dropping next after those three guys!

no, you drop when there is a gap, fucko.

Yeah at this point it doesnt make sense.

Best way to distinguish if it's a park rat is:

- wearing xl shit

- most likely have full tilts

-covering their entire face with balaclava and reflective goggles

- HAVE TWIN TIPS!!!! If they dont have twin tips, you know for sur ethey're not park rats

here's sum images for reference:

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13989701:GORILLAWALLACE said:
what is a park rat?

I see more and more slopestyle kids/jump jocks in the park all the time. they wear form fitting gear like racers, they act like racers, and they ride the park all day.

nothing worse than rolling up to the jump drop in on a saturday arvo to see 30 12 year olds with poc helmets and volkl walls. you know that each kid is going to have to signal is coach 4 or 5 times so the coach will have time to get his phone out to film the kid so that they can work out the technical kinks in their cork 7 mute.

kid 1: dropping next!

kid 2: dropping next after him!

kid 3: dropping next after the second guy!

kid 4: dropping next after those three guys!

no, you drop when there is a gap, fucko.

Spitting facts
 
We have a race beer league at my mountain, which is free (just need a brewery to sponsor your team)and its fun as hell. I don't want to do it all the time but once a week is fun even though the team of ex racers/race coaches will always win.
 
topic:Gizmo112345 said:
which do you prefer or hate more? (

Dude you just asked me wether I like or hate park rats and wether I like or hate racers in a two optioned poll. That shit is confusing
 
13990033:Connor.nowak said:
I have skied park for years and this year I decided to join my schools ski team because some of my friends are on it. They told me that all we do is dick around so I was hyped. I fucking hate ski racing. Shits so dumb. I wouldnt say im terrible at it but i wouldnt say im really good at it. I respect racers who arent stuck up. Just because im racing on atomic punx with a sweatshirt on and not a tight suit doesnt mean I should be every racers bitch. Im sticking to park

Been down this road in the opposite way haha. Raced my school’s ski team for 3 years and realized it’s a bunch of stuck up assholes in colorful leggings with skis that don’t reflect their ability level. I was out there in a sweatshirt too lol. Conditioning and training was fun as fuck though. Had to walk up the hill each run but that wasn’t too bad. Ran a ton of miles every day too. Switched to 90% park gradually since
 
13990502:bike.life.beck said:
Been down this road in the opposite way haha. Raced my school’s ski team for 3 years and realized it’s a bunch of stuck up assholes in colorful leggings with skis that don’t reflect their ability level. I was out there in a sweatshirt too lol. Conditioning and training was fun as fuck though. Had to walk up the hill each run but that wasn’t too bad. Ran a ton of miles every day too. Switched to 90% park gradually since

Three years a long time to realize that

13990514:JT9D said:
Racer told me my revolts looked like rentals, as he's standing on a pair of Rossignol heros

There are levels to the ski game
 
13990502:bike.life.beck said:
Been down this road in the opposite way haha. Raced my school’s ski team for 3 years and realized it’s a bunch of stuck up assholes in colorful leggings with skis that don’t reflect their ability level. I was out there in a sweatshirt too lol. Conditioning and training was fun as fuck though. Had to walk up the hill each run but that wasn’t too bad. Ran a ton of miles every day too. Switched to 90% park gradually since

Oh dont get me wrong, I hate racers that have a huge boner for racing. Always stuck up
 
13989701:GORILLAWALLACE said:
what is a park rat?

I see more and more slopestyle kids/jump jocks in the park all the time. they wear form fitting gear like racers, they act like racers, and they ride the park all day.

nothing worse than rolling up to the jump drop in on a saturday arvo to see 30 12 year olds with poc helmets and volkl walls. you know that each kid is going to have to signal is coach 4 or 5 times so the coach will have time to get his phone out to film the kid so that they can work out the technical kinks in their cork 7 mute.

kid 1: dropping next!

kid 2: dropping next after him!

kid 3: dropping next after the second guy!

kid 4: dropping next after those three guys!

no, you drop when there is a gap, fucko.

@pc ???
 
13989701:GORILLAWALLACE said:
what is a park rat?

I see more and more slopestyle kids/jump jocks in the park all the time. they wear form fitting gear like racers, they act like racers, and they ride the park all day.

nothing worse than rolling up to the jump drop in on a saturday arvo to see 30 12 year olds with poc helmets and volkl walls. you know that each kid is going to have to signal is coach 4 or 5 times so the coach will have time to get his phone out to film the kid so that they can work out the technical kinks in their cork 7 mute.

kid 1: dropping next!

kid 2: dropping next after him!

kid 3: dropping next after the second guy!

kid 4: dropping next after those three guys!

no, you drop when there is a gap, fucko.

Shoutout Steamboat Springs winter sports club, bunch of dicks
 
13990087:.MASSHOLE. said:
As a former racer I must say ski racing, when examined from a neutral standpoint, is a stupid sport. Who in their right mind would want to wear spandex, go 50+ mph down a hill, spend countless hours in the freezing cold on the hill, and spend thousands upon thousands on new gear almost every few years?

That being said, it was fun.

Ive realized I dont hate racing so much as I hate comp skiing. Its too much pressure for me to judge the success of my whole ski day on 2 or 3 runs. It was a realization i made at the top of a race course standing in a gs suit but slopestyle comps have the same feel to me. just not my thing.
 
13990444:TOAST. said:
We have a race beer league at my mountain, which is free (just need a brewery to sponsor your team)and its fun as hell. I don't want to do it all the time but once a week is fun even though the team of ex racers/race coaches will always win.

Beer league is super fun. Ski balls out for 4 runs and never have to do weird drills with a coach watching like more serious racers.
 
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