R/chairliftthoughts

brian0

brian0

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I ride solo plenty of the time, when I stare down from the chairlift my mind just making some weird thoughts, I keep imagining myself landing and having my knees straights, then my knees would shatter into pieces. Last year was catching an edge and twisting my legs into ground meat.

**This thread was edited on Jan 8th 2019 at 7:54:35pm
 
13983073:Profahoben_212 said:
What happen
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> girl sends a side hit/cliff to choppy snow

> straight leg over the handlebars landing

> ski doesn't eject (binding problems)

> lies down, not moving on flat section

> she screams and starts moving

> leg with ski on is flailing at the knee like spaghetti, rolls about 200m then stops

> probably clean snap tibia fibula

......
 
13983135:XxAc1DtR1PxX said:
> girl sends a side hit/cliff to choppy snow

> straight leg over the handlebars landing

> ski doesn't eject (binding problems)

> lies down, not moving on flat section

> she screams and starts moving

> leg with ski on is flailing at the knee like spaghetti, rolls about 200m then stops

> probably clean snap tibia fibula

......
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That sucks hard. Sounds brutal
 
Whenever I'm on a chairlift with no one else, I completely space out. I space out a lot in general (people always call me space cadet rip) and i have the weirdest thoughts and i wish i could write them down. Like, imagine if you had the power either to automatically respawn or not get hurt at all in any situation? I'd love that for the comedic sense because then if a friend tells a fucking horrible joke I would jump off the chairlift and pretend to kill myself as a joke but i wouldn't actually kill myself because i cant die. The only problem is to that is that at what point would you die? You'd have to live forever and that shits scary man i mean you would see the world burn out. And would you still be able to age up? Like, get older in appearance or only in number?
 
Ouch

13983135:XxAc1DtR1PxX said:
> girl sends a side hit/cliff to choppy snow

> straight leg over the handlebars landing

> ski doesn't eject (binding problems)

> lies down, not moving on flat section

> she screams and starts moving

> leg with ski on is flailing at the knee like spaghetti, rolls about 200m then stops

> probably clean snap tibia fibula

......
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13983223:satanworshipper said:
Whenever I'm on a chairlift with no one else, I completely space out. I space out a lot in general (people always call me space cadet rip) and i have the weirdest thoughts and i wish i could write them down. Like, imagine if you had the power either to automatically respawn or not get hurt at all in any situation? I'd love that for the comedic sense because then if a friend tells a fucking horrible joke I would jump off the chairlift and pretend to kill myself as a joke but i wouldn't actually kill myself because i cant die. The only problem is to that is that at what point would you die? You'd have to live forever and that shits scary man i mean you would see the world burn out. And would you still be able to age up? Like, get older in appearance or only in number?
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But if you could respawn then killing yourself wouldn’t be a thing.
 
I like to be very stoned on the chair usually listening to tunes and looking at landscapes to different songs, snow blowing off the ridges, clouds, other weather stuff. Its nie.
 
13983226:NewWave said:
But if you could respawn then killing yourself wouldn’t be a thing.
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You respawn after a "kill" in video games. So I'd say that yes, it is a thing actually. But that's like just my opinion mannnn.
 
13983223:satanworshipper said:
Whenever I'm on a chairlift with no one else, I completely space out. I space out a lot in general (people always call me space cadet rip) and i have the weirdest thoughts and i wish i could write them down. Like, imagine if you had the power either to automatically respawn or not get hurt at all in any situation? I'd love that for the comedic sense because then if a friend tells a fucking horrible joke I would jump off the chairlift and pretend to kill myself as a joke but i wouldn't actually kill myself because i cant die. The only problem is to that is that at what point would you die? You'd have to live forever and that shits scary man i mean you would see the world burn out. And would you still be able to age up? Like, get older in appearance or only in number?
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Bro, killing yourself = the ultimate party trick. Nothing would compare
 
Now seems like a good time to share this:

[video]https://youtu.be/UQ6AJ-oB0bs[/video]

**This post was edited on Jan 9th 2019 at 4:35:02pm
 
13983223:satanworshipper said:
Like, imagine if you had the power either to automatically respawn or not get hurt at all in any situation
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I've actually thought about this a lot lol I would love to be able to do crazy shit that I would have no chance landing and be able to respawn if I ended up getting hurt.
 
13983754:T.Bone said:
I've actually thought about this a lot lol I would love to be able to do crazy shit that I would have no chance landing and be able to respawn if I ended up getting hurt.
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Exactly! So many people think I need to go to a therapist when I tell them that. It’s fucken weird
 
We have the chairlift thread here in Ski Gabber I could post this in but the engineering aspect of chairlifts never ceases to blow my mind. Almost overwhelming.
 
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