Quotes

Valind

Valind

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Thought it would be cool to start a thread where you can put your fav quotes.

"Can you see what's down there? Neither can I."

-Seth Morrison before dropping a huge cliff

"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there."

-Pep Fujas

 
""Nothing is impossible. You are only limited by fear and even that you can overcome." ---Seth Morrison
 
"MY ANKLES, MY ANKLES ARE BROKE!" - erebody knows. i feel bad that i cant remember and good quotes by skiers right now. im sure theyll come to mind tho.
 
"if you dont do it this year ull be one year older when you do"--warren miller i think was the original one to say that.

"if i could change skiing i would make it exactly the way it was before snowboarding"--Glenn Plake. but really i dont hate snowboarders. most of my friends board i just like the quote
 
"Hello Ojard, I see your mounting a pair of skis?!"

"I'm gunna mount your mom if you dont shut the fuck up!"
 
i hope you die plake is a fucking legend!!you could have insulted just about any other skier and i wouldn't care but i wont let it slide for plake!!
 
I hope plake doesnt die.

I hope he stops saying retarded shit like that though.

Its funny how people will hold onto something too long and ruin it. less funny than tragic, but whatever.
 
For my Senior quote back in 2003 I used some Skogen Sprang quote, but I don't remember what it was. I'd have to look it up when i get home.
 
- Chuck Norris once decided to make a vibrator that would simulate the size and power of his actual penis. The result was a baseball bat tied to a jackhammer.

- The world is a book and he who does not travel reads only a page.

- The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places where noone has been.

- The powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse

- Over every mountain, there is a path... Although it may not be seen from the valley.

- Creativity consists of seeing what everybody sees and thinking of what nobody thought.

- The cure for boredom is curiosity... There is no cure for curiosity.

- Do what you want to do. It is your life - fill it with your own choices.

- When we can't go back the only thing we should worry about is the best way to go forward.

- We're makin' movies; skiing phat lines; partying reluctantly

- Go until you blow, and if you blow... Oh no!

- Using your imagination is the only way you can truly go anywhere.

 
my dad made the first shaped ski. ivan petkov, S-ski. look it up. but my all time fave quote would be...
"You can't get hurt in the air, its the sketchy landings that suck." - Anonymous.
 
I love motovational quotes fun to read, these are good to:

"Death is more universal then live; everyone dies but not everyone lives" - A. Sachs

"Life is pleasant. Death is peacefull. It's the transition that's troublesome" - Isaac Asimov

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place" - Billy Crystal

"The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions" - Confusius

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do" - Confusius

 
I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with late'. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values. So we had to go! - out cold

sucsess isnt combustable...you need to set ourself on fire! - sb

dont let the least they ever gave you be the most you ever knew.

If now and then

We looked over our shoulders

Maybe we'll find

Our way ahead is so much clearer

We'll know to leave behind

All of the things that

Hold us back from

Being all we can

How free we'd be to go

On in life and fulfil our destiny
 
Daniel Tosh: "The Buhdist religion says that the act of not doing is the most important act in life. My parents always told me i was lazy, turns out i'm a buhdist. So suck it"
 
"The only biodeversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi.

"

"When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?"

"I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide

the truth from you. When your whole life breaks down. That's the moment

when you have to somehow choose what your life is going to be about."

That one should inspire any writer here. These are all from Chuck Palahniuk by the way.
 
thank god I can go on in school haha

The people crazier than the ones that make ski videos,are the ones that ride in them.
 
that is almost too real...

a few of mine:

"always do what you are afraid to do"

"the time to

relax is when you don't have time for it"

"everythings ok in the

end.. if its not ok, its not the end"

"no other road, no other way, no day but today"
 
"snowboarders are creative...if they weren't creative, they'd still be skiing."

"go big or go skiing"

"girls are like pigs. They have legs, they make sounds, and if you kick them in the side, they will get mad at you." -JacobW
 
" in sweden we have a saying, "no bathing suit, no tan lines"......we have one here in america to, "no brains, no headache" - out cold
 
Not skiing quotes but heres two quotes from recent speeches to our football team

"Winners aren't afraid to compete..." - Our head coach, Coach Kaminski

"Fuck Em'.... they're pussies!" -Recent graduate
 
"This suit doesnt really allow my dice to role down there, and when I say dice i mean testicales, speaking of testicales let me get a beer."- out cold

or the bloopers for that line

"this suit is really crampin my hardyboys its no mystery."

"Man this suit is really crampin my olsen twins. hey lance can i get a drink for marry kate and ashley."

GREAT MOVIE
 
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[Dwight Shrute]:

I

don't have a lot experience with vampires, but I have hunted

warewolves. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned

back into my neighbor's dog.

Dwight Schrute: As a farmer I know that when an animal is sick

sometimes the right thing to do is put it out of it's misery. With the

electricity we are using to keep Meredith alive we could power a small

fan for two days. You tell me what's unethical.
 
JP gets stuck in a slide, helmet cam goes out, suddenly comes back an he standing up,

"Shit, sorry bout your line guys" over the radio
 
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