Quotes to Live by

Way too many, so I'll JUST use H.L. Mencken quotes.

'No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.'

'Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?'

'Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.'

 
no, dont call me that, i am the dude, or dudeman, or duder, if your mexican, the dudereno.

'the DUde'

Jackson showed a British reporter around his Neverland ranch, described himself as 'Peter Pan' -- the boy who never grew up -- and talked of having sleepovers with young boys.
 
'I feel sorry for those who choose not to drink. When they wake up in the morning thats the best they're gonna feel all day.'

'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, Et fili spiritu sancti'-Boondock Saints
 
^^ Horribly misquoted. Its 'I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me..you know... uh, that, or his Dudeness, or duder, or El Dudereno if you're not into the whole brevity thing.'

But its not really a quote to LIVE by...

 
'you're NOT a bucket now shut up!'-some lady at kohls talking to her kid.

~*Michelle

->'this speaker here.... it's broken, but THIS one, this one's good, it's really good, and these wires, they are good too!'
 
^haha thats awesome

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'how vain is it to sit down and write, when you have not stood up to live'

-Andrew P

I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.

 
You dont know what is impossible until ytour die trying

Suck it up, you big bitch

Unless youre bleeding, STFU

YOUR A BIG GIRl

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The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you. -> Wallstreet
 
suntin i read there made me think of this...i think its from a readers digest

'a man gets to heaven,and at heavens gate he meets st.peter,st peter asks..man why do you deserve to be let into heavan..the man says 'because i saved a woman from being abused by a group of bikers,i ran up up to the leader and pulled out his nose ring and punched him' i told the bikers if they didnt let the woman go the same would happen to them'...st peter tells the man 'thats amazing..you surely could enter heaven...by the way...when did this happen..the man says 'just but 5 minutes ago.....'

its not exactly how it went but close....but i guess it goes along with live for today..do the right thing...help whoever you can...i had to share the excerpt

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
'Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens' - Jimi Hendrix

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Andrew Franklin


FFFCHWWW What?

'Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.'
 
'What is happening to me when I am not conscious of myself?'-Joseph Heller

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'Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery,

None but ourselves can free our minds.'

-Bob Marley
 
people that always just function miss the best fun in life

dunno if its translated right. its originally german...ah fuck that

tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
 
'life begins when fear stops'

'if you let people walk all over you your whole life, you'll only amount to a rug'

both of those by me

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
to go along with west, 'your out of your element' and 'shut the fuck up donnie'

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The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you. -> Wallstreet
 
i didnt read the whoel thing so if this is already on there my bad........'every revolution starts with a single act of defiance'

 


'Ineptness breeds Conformity'.

I came up with that one, oh im so smart.

the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!

 
'If you can't make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of?' -Mike Douglas

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
 
i like mine...and 'Throw caution to the wind!'

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'If you want to feel the Rush...you have to take the Risk!'

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'Your stupid for wondering'

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DUDE UR FUCKING BUMPING LIKE A YEAR OLD THREAD!

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^is dead

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
DUDE OH MY GODMANDUDEBRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'when your sittin on an airplane and the flight attendant does her emergency info thing, after she shows you the exits and says 'in case of a loss in cabin pressure...' what does she say?'

first make sure your mask is on then help others

makes sense cause you cant help shit if your dead, and that is an analogy(quote) to live by

Fuck You
 
'there are only two things in the universe that are infinite: hydrogen and human stupidity... and we are not sure about the former.' albert einstein

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
lazyness is not a bad habit, its a lifestyle

-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
 
dance like nobody's watching

love like you've never been hurt

sing like nobody's listening

live like it's heaven on earth

~Mark Twain

to the nights I'll never remember with the friends I'll never forget

 
its not whether you get knocked down, its whether you get back up.

-Vince Lombardi

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate.
 
vince lombard was the shit

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No one on their death bed ever said, 'I wish I'd played it safe' -blind_five
 
'our parents came to this country to escape persecution and hunger. They were hungry Harold. This is a country where there are hundreds of hamburger stands with many different kinds of burgers, different toppings and many condiments. And that country was America.' -Kumar

 
Its better to die standing, than living on the knees.

Live every day like your last, because one day it will be.

proudly representing ISCHGL, TIROL, AUSTRIA
 
like one of the above:

It doesn't indicate a good man how long he was lying on the floor. Its just how fast he got back up.

proudly representing ISCHGL, TIROL, AUSTRIA
 
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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' - Tanner hall
 
Respect the Burrito.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
no bird soars to high, if he soars with his own wings- on a micheal jordan poster

this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

 
in order to live, you must to be willing to die

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
Wear sunscreen

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by

scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering

experience…I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.

But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before

you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing

bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm

on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with

yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they

wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your

choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body, use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people

think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own..

Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize

that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one

might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen…

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
'in the end, everything just works itself out' - cj

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance

socrates man.

Also, I dont know if this is a quote but I think confucius or Socrates said something similar, or whatever I just made it up rigth now, but it's how I live my life for sure...

You can't learn new things without asking for knowledge

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
didn't someone else already make a quote threaD?

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PeNnYwIsE tHe ClOwN LivEs iN My ClOsEt..

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'Cowards die many times before their deaths; but the valiant never taste death but once'

-Shakespeare

The rest of these are Winston Churchill

'It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead... The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time'

'Success is the ability to go from one failure to another without loss of enthusiasm'

'We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give'

 
But Churchill has had so many superior lines...like these.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
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