quotes to live by

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Freeskifro

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anyone have some? I gotta bunch.

Heres one concerning hot chicks with ugly faces.

'You don't look at the mantel while pokin'at the ashes.'

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
 
if you cant fuck it, kill it...

so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
 
^ wow that was wrong but anyway how you were said that about hot chicks with ugly faces...i got one..'ugliness (sp?) goes away in the dark' nothin great but..

 
The last one is true. The education sucks so much, I learn more here on NS than at school.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
 
'If you poo your pants,just get up and act like nothing happened'

'you mother bitcher'

Water and Metal are the elements of Time Travel.
 
life is what you make it

Live every day, like today is your last

Season 04--> Call me the bus driver cuz im takin ya to school

NORTHERN REPRESENT
 
Ill drink a beer to that,

and to the underpants knomes.

Water and Metal are the elements of Time Travel.
 
These are a bit contradictory, but whatever...

'The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.' -William Blake

'Everything in moderation... including moderation!' -Garrett LaMure

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted.' - Anonymous moderator
 
^ haha, i forgot the last one was in your signature

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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
'shoot first ask questions later'

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.'

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.' - Benjamin Franklin.

'An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do.'

'Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.'

'Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.'

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Im such a cocktease
 
-on younger chicks ''you gotta bag 'em before the hair does''

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-Caleb

SMS Session 2

''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell

I promise I'll donate soon...
 
'Be kind to others for one day they might buy u a beer.'

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so obviously I was stoned.

never mind, I don't smoke. I'm just gay. ---- our very own...djxtreme

 
^^^cept for your beefy tits, fat boy

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so obviously I was stoned.

never mind, I don't smoke. I'm just gay. ---- our very own...djxtreme

 
'You're not hardcore until you've hooped a small mammal'

Ass, grass or gas...nobody rides for free.



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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

FROSTMONKEY

 
'If there isnt grass on the felid play in the mud'

'Death will come some day, so get a gun'

'guns dont kill people, I do'

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
misty seven. why stealin quotes from pep?? umm i gotta go with fuck it, lets go ski

i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
Hes not stealing anything. My lacrosse coach told me that like 3 years ago.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
yea pep stole from other people

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
'if you changed your attitude, you might enjoy life more'

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fear makes it fun

'i took a look around the world and found that only stupid people were breeding'-unknown

'im a mugger!

ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

member of the association against clubs

newscholers.com. giving YOU something to do.

 
No offense or anything, but, um, if this stuff is really what you guys want to live by... well, no comment.

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted.' - Anonymous moderator
 
Mine was just a joke. But for me it would have to be: 'Life is to short, so love the one you got' Bradley Nowell

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
no, pep is god!!

i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
'Sometimes you just gotta say what the fuck...make your move.' Joel-from Risky Business

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
'69 won't make you a baby!' - Jason Mraz

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
going to the circus is like screwing your sister, its something you should do once, but never again.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

My Gay Photosite

 
id rather ski and be an individual than snow board and just be another clone -skogan sprang

me: what the hell is that?

sister:its a boat u dumbass

me:well what the fuck do they nedd it for? the shitheads
 
^^^ZING!

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so obviously I was stoned.

never mind, I don't smoke. I'm just gay. ---- our very own...djxtreme

 
I know there aint no heaven but I pray theres not a hell. (dont personally live by it, but it's a good quote for a lot of people nonetheless)

do the thing you fear and the death of fear is certain

Pro Am It's all about the East.
 
these are all from chirs rock

'Dont go to parties with metal detectors, sure it feels safe inside, but what about all those n*ggas waiting outside with gins, they know you aint got one'

'If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasnt been homeless for long, a real homeless person is too hungary to be funny'

'NO SEX

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derek got runned over by a canadian

***official derek wannabee***

 
that should say 'NO SEX, IN THE CHAMPAIGN (sp.?) ROOM'

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derek got runned over by a canadian

***official derek wannabee***

 
the drug testers at the olymics finally fugured out that 'half pipe' actually means somthing

george bush talking about business etincs is kinad like having a leper give you a facial-it doesnt really work

-robin williams

 
'I am a fire breathing dragon'

I was born on planet earth

a rotating ball where man comes first. it's been around, for a long long time

now it's time to watch it die.
 
'CWDM'....thats a quote to live by biatch

proud member of *CWDM*

'mad id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
i guess i don't really live by single quotes, if i live by one thing its ' life's short....be happy and nice'

doesn't always work the i want it though

- Patrick·patproductions.com

Looks like rain to me.
 
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