quotes to life

Drail

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what's all of your favorite quotes about life? i know you've all heard a bunch of cheasy ones...

...here's one i thought up tonight - not sure if i heard it a while ago and forgot about it, but i said it on the phone tonight so i'm claiming it as mine.

'hope for the best, but prepair for the worst'

me on how to live life.

Darryl Hunt

'i didnt know you were a blood bryan.. your peoples is my peoples yo. fuck the cryps!' Becca
 
just give'r (this applys to everything cause you'd give your best for everything you do)

No regrets is another good one and the one below

Seize the carp
 
I just made this up now...

-Life to a guy is a lot like a Woman is:

All you really want is sex, but you gotta do a bucha other crap to keep it going.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
my brother made this one up: 'life is like an acorn-it's hard.'

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

I'm a one girl revolution

 
does 'Good? Bad? ... I'm the guy with the gun!' count?

-Andy

I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.

 
'just dont give a fuck' that has been my motto for a few years now, and if practiced will always lead to fun and good times.

founding member of the NS Real Ultimate Ninja Crew!!
 
'Fuck it'

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin

 
'if your gonna do something which is bad, you had better do it properly'

it works best in the conversations on drugs and stuff like that

'Remember, dont pull your dick out untill she asks, or sleeping, BAH' - Jay's little angel

'They call them fingers but ive never seen 'em fing......... oh, there they go' Otto in the stoner episode
 
'We must know where we come from, to know where we are going.' -MJK

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
sometimes you just go and if you die, you die

'u spend ur whole life figuring out who u are and never really knowing it'
 
mine is, 'we all have strengths and weaknesses. History judges us on how we act on them, in the worst of times' I made that one up.

soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
'life should be a cup sport' - me. a bunper sticker I made up

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'it would be funny if someone went up to a skier and broke their skis over their knee,'

-my snowboarder friend who shortly afterwards got his ass kicked.
 
i thought of this when i depressed for a while a couple yars back, 'If this is hell,then what is hell like?'

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
my stoned friend once said 'life is like nintendo...no matter how many levels you win, it just keeps going.' which I thought that was pretty good for being stoned. but my favorite is 'Never give up. The world can take your body, your life...but it can never take your heart and soul.'

for chicks who rip-Beater productions

 
life is not a dress rehearsal, it's opening night.

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
'celebrate we will, because life is short but sweet for certain'

'water is like cheese pizza'

''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line

 
'The wiseman should have nothing to fear from life. Even death is utterly nothing, and as such, it is nothing to fear.'

-Epicurus

''Man is by no means the crown of creation.''

-Friedrich Nietzsche

''One should as a rule respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny, and is likely to interfere with happiness in all kinds of ways.''

-Bertrand Russell

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Don't be WACK

Vote TAK
 
how about we make this forum into our own quotes? Things, that are original?

another one i made up was 'People who think their own life is worth more then history, will never become part of it.'

soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
hard work pays off in the future, but lazyness pays off NOW!

keep your head screwed on tight

founding member of the NS ogre crew
 
'The one person in my life that was important was my mother. She once said, 'Homer, you are such a dissapointment.' And Bless her heart, she was really onto something.'

-Homer J Simpson

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
heres mine,

'IF YOU EVER TURN GAY, KILL YOURSELF'

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
'dont you worry about it'

'i cant concern myself with that'

probably not going to become famous quotes any time soon...but hey, good words to live by

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what happened to mine... um here it is again, 'IF YOUR GAY, KILL YOURSELF'

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
'Why? Why the hell not?'

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Don't be WACK

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-Go big do it right or go home...

-You've come this far why give up now?

- You'll never know unless you try.

- Its better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all.

- Hero's are made not born.

umm ya i cant think of anymore!

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Girl all The Bad Guys Want.

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you remeber that place, that night, not long ago, remeber the music, the drinks, the lighting... ya its me
 
'ski until your knees fall apart and dont smoke crack'

-my ski bum friend

'treat your girlfriend like the princess she is'

-me

'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'

-Mitch Hedburg
 
'lose a friend....lose all friends....lose yourself'

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
i came up with this all by my lonesome...

'making fun of the east is like throwing rocks at people in wheelchairs...its just good fun because there disabled...'

-my defence on east coast skiing arguements...

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
 
^thats hilarious cj, lol!

me being from the east coast and all

soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
Ahaha, good one CJ and I will now make one up on the spot.

Greatness is not something you get, its something you earn.

Hmmm, not a very good attempt. Better luck next time.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
 
I like the one in my signature.

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'I say don't drink and drive - you might spill your drink' - NOFX

'Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.'
 
'i'll quote my foot up ure ass'

soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
'if you can't say somehting smart, then shut the fuck up'

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
ekeane^you should take that one to heart.

'...and you can't change the physics of it because well...it's physics.'

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

If Pigman had a car he'd give you a ride.

Representin' in the 3-1-5
 
lol

soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
'If you have nothing to live for,then why live at all?'

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
'the purpose of life, is to find purpose in life'

soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
-> As I see it no one gets out of this life alive...

-> Procrastination is like maturbation you only end up fucking yourself.

->Dance like no ones watching. Love like you've never been hurt, play like you've never lost. (i know that ones a little girlie but hey)

->When it all boils down and all you've got is yourself, do you have your own back?

-> It isnt easy to keep your mouth and your mind open at the same time.

->If you don't know where your going, you'll end up somewhere else.

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Girl all The Bad Guys Want.

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you remeber that place, that night, not long ago, remeber the music, the drinks, the lighting... ya its me
 
'It's hard not to become what you don't want to be when you don't want to be anything'

-me

'We give and take and go in the incredible sweetness, zigzagging every side'

'where go? what do? what for? sleep.'

-from On the Road

I didn't really want to enjoy the moment;

I wanted to take drugs.
 
' 'what's your road, man? -holy boy road, madman road, rainbow road, guppy road, any road. it's an anywhere road for anybody anyhow. where body how?' we nodded in the rain'

-On the Road

I didn't really want to enjoy the moment;

I wanted to take drugs.
 
'hello my name is jenna..... i am 7 years old with black hair and red eyes. i have no nose or ears... i am dead. if you do not send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes i will appear tonight by your bed with a knife and kill you.. this is no joke... no send backs' - Jenna

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
 
'what people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.'

-Choke

I didn't really want to enjoy the moment;

I wanted to take drugs.
 
'Shoot first, ask questions later'

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
 
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