quotes from the season

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dude_le_skibum

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here are some quotes/moments from the pas season

i took it off powdermag.com it made me laugh so hard

On sublette at tower 5 on a deep day. 3 teenage kids jumping off the rock, 2 take a line to the left. The third looks tentative and backs up. As we near the location, my buddy shouts

'Do something new school you f-ing punk'

The kid looks up, takes a huge line to the right (adding 10+ feet to the drop) and throws a lincoln. He sticks the landing right next to a rock, and straighlines out, middle finger in the air.

All of sublette cheered!

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Fashion is for loosers

Stop following Hype
 
thats great.... i want to stick lincons off a cliff

hey i lost my virginity... did any of you guys find that by any chance?

 
Very Nice, was this at jackson hole? I think I saw those kids once!

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Andrew

Hey sweet thang, may I offer you a fish sandwich?

-Leon Phelps a.k.a. The Ladies Man
 
'i'm sure there are soo many cool people we don't even know' some guy in my car on the way up to seymour.

'Defining style is impossible. It's just the way a person makes tricks look cool.'--JF
 
'guys, i dont think i can ski down the rest of the trail'

-this kid tom after eating the biggest pile of shit i have ever seen. his leg is all twisted out in the wrong direction, his goggles are busted in, and hes in a really weird position. now he has a 19inch metal rod through his leg.

-Pat-

fuckers!

SMS session 2
 
'So u mean u actully slid on those rails with your Ski's'-some chick that I rode up the chair Lift with me

Or when we mabe my freind glen go up with this other chick and we were behind them' SUck his Dink!!'

 
that was a good one man. I like the lincoln story too. i wish i could drop a sick lincoln off a huge cliff.

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Is it cheating if the girl is from another country?

Some one please help !!!
 
haha freeskiordie, i hurt my wrist skiing and had cast, and that happend all the time. stupid people.

~Tom
 
Me too.

I wasn't there but I saw the video...

Alex the French-Canadian said 'Get down with the best in town!' Real non schalant like, when schmuck, pauls, schwags and co were fucking around on this tiny rail that was like two feet long, it was funny shit at the OG Seymour QP seesion

 
Me-'Fuck this waters cold'

Ski patrol-'Yeah...its winter.'

'Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.' -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
 
Tom: 'yea I need to take my skirt off and just do a backflip'

Me: 'yea ya do, or else I'm gonna punch you in your ovaries'

 
me - 'fucking ski patrol said i gotta put my helmet on if i wanna keep flippin'

doug - 'so than put your helmet one you dumbass'

me - 'no, i don't wanna, i'll just make sure they arn't lookin' at me'

shorly after they had 3 patrolers standing down the whole park lookin' for people (mainly me) flipping without helmets - DAMNIT!

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness' Lenny Bruce
 
that story is so sweet. there are always dumb things said while skiing..... hard to think now tho.

my little brother was throwing 3s and 5s in the park at killy and some woman wouldn't stop bothering him, she was like 'thats amazing how you spin like that! how do you spin like that? hey everybody, watch this boy!'

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
o and:

I skied the biggest halfpipe in alberta,

Realy?? So were you on your Snowboard or skate board??

 
Hahaha, GateSkate, that always happenes to me too! Or if I do a 720, they'll say its a 540 or a 900.

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
 
holy shit, hes goin backards(yes, thats how it was pronounced) said when my friend was skiing switch

same guy later that day' he thinks hes so good (my friend hits jump and does a corked5 tail) Aw shit, he is good

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
Me: so what you gunna do

Coop: I dunno, misty 7?

Me: have you eva done one

Coop: nahh

HE STUCK IT FIRST TRy

'Don't think your the best. There is always someone better. Work your ass off and you'll get what you want' seth morrison
 
In the wild blue yonder the angels have skis instead of wings. In the wild blue yonder clouds of fresh powder drift into thunderheads of chutes and cliffs. In the wild blue yonder there are superpipe funnel clouds where you can go inverted all day long. In the wild blue yonder there are jet stream straights and bowls softer than heaven. In the wild blue yonder in the corner of a dream in the back of my mind.

 
old guy on the lift with me: wow looks at those skis what are they for??????

me:tricks in the park

old guy again:ooooohhhhhhhhhh (he then scooted his old ass to the other side of the gondola at mt st anne and didnt speak to me again)

kids:hey giligan! did u eat the skipper

tommyboy:you better pray to the god you skinny little punks that this wind doesnt pick up or else ill come over there and jam an oar up your ass!!!
 
old guy on the lift to me: 'So where do you plan on going in life with those spiked belts and baggy pants, and those trick skis, the olympics?'

'I said yes, i swear that must be it in a real nasty juvenile sarcastic way and he got mad.

Real fucking funny

 
Another jackson hole story, im standing at the top of spacecowboy(bc chute at jackson) staring down it and a local pulls up next to me. he goes, 'ya gonna do it?(real cocky)'

i go 'probably, im from new jersey, not used to this kind of shit'

he goes 'oh all you punk teenagers from the east coast skiing through the terrain parks thinking your hot shit. lets see it'

I straightlined the chute with a little mute grab on the exit cliff, waited for him(he lost his edge a slid half the way) and screamed

'fuck you, ya dumb cowboy' and skied off

Skiing In New Jersey Sucks-Trust Me
 
thats sweet,....i wish i had gloves so i can wave my middle finger in the air after i land stuff..

---The Rail Janitor--

---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs-
 
Liftie - Can i see you pass?

Steve (not me tho) - No you cant see my ASS!

Old guy - 'hey son! you got your skis on backwards!'

Me - 'Oh, thank you sooooooooooo much, i had noooooooooo idea! You Saved my Life!'

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
you can never beat the stupidity people show while watching nordic ski jumping (long distance)....

While walking towards the elevator to go up to the top of the jump with skis, boots, helmets, suits, etc. on.... 'hey, are you guys jumpers' followed by 'are you jumping the big one' (the one we were at)

the correct responce????

'hey, that ranks right up there with 'are you guys power rangers, and 'you dont really feel your skis in the air...they're only really there to get you down the inrun and give you something to land on' (ron richards...commentator for the olympic ski jumping 2002)

 
'Wait we're dropping this cliff... I thought you meant the smaller one.. that one over there.. ya that one.. the one that wont take my ski equipment and rape me with it'

 
me: so how do you feel

aaron: wait let me check... yup my nuts have gone back into my stomach

(nutting himself on a sex change rail)

D.A.R.E=Drugs are really excellent
 
This happened at Wintergreen, VA-

Old crotchity lady: PUT THAT HAND RAILING BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT! YOU'RE BEING UNSAFE!

Us: Uhhh...this is the terrain park. It's supposed to be here.

Old crotchity lady: THAT DOES IT! I'M CALLING SKI PATROL! YOU'RE ENDANGERING EVERYONE!

(She tries to ski away and eats shit)

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'The Chinese believe, that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the power to summon godzilla.'- Sifl and Olly
 
Haha, Almost, that's really funny.

At Mount Snow there's a dad and his little kid moving their way through the park and some kids yell to the kid to 'get the fuck off the jump!'

Then at the last jump the dad catches up and flips shit. He's like 'No, you watch your language punk! Anybody who wants to can ski in here.'

The kid turns to his friend and talking as loud as he can says, 'Yeah, he's right! You've got the entire mountain and the best place to bring your kid is definetly in the park! That's perfectly safe, what, with the kids standing on the landings and everything, best place on the mountain!'

Cheers

'You cant get hurt in the air....its when you land that bad things happen'
 
My friend after landing his first 360 on snowboard- 'Would anyone like to suck my dick right now? Who wants to be the first to suck Jesus's dick?'

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'The Chinese believe, that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the power to summon godzilla.'- Sifl and Olly
 
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