Quotes by skiers. I need this for my next period class so give some quick

[Trashpuppet]

give me some quotes from what skiers have said like jon olsson saying im not into craziness im into perfection.

If u cant think of some make some up for me.. thanks lol

 

[Dustin.]

"Well I didn't do much skiing in Africa, only hunting! I bagged a tiger, yes I did!" - Colby West

"TJ. I'm the man. TJ! TJ! TJ! Choices." - TJ Schiller

 

[kepler.]

Randomly flip through a freeskier if you have one. I always keep at least a few in my lockers at all times. But there's my sig and seth morrison said something along the lines of "nothing is impossible, you are only limited by fear and even that you can overcome"

this link might be helpful

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/archive/index.php?t-806.html

 

[dave44]

Isn't that Colby too?

 

[Rosbif]

Turning is for when shit gets in the way - Shane McConkey

Just let 'er buck - Tanner Hall

It ain't like the movies buddy - Seth Morrison

Can I kick it just one more time? - Steele Spence

Errr, that's all I can think of!

 

[CamBrowne]

my ankles are broken -tanner hall

 

[sconniestyle]

"taste death live life"- suicide from ski patrol (technically a snowboarder, but still counts, eh?)

 

[shredwards]

i rode up with Dan Marion one time at the world superpipe comp and this is what he said

"Damn i fell again."Dan

"Yeah it looked like a sick run before that though."Me

"I think i ve just been getting too drunk" Dan

"I didnt know there was such a thing." Me

"Oh there definitely is. Ive been partying way too hard lately" Dan

not really pertinent to your topic, but wise words none the less

 

[chazz.]

im not sponsered, i just really like oakley!!-jon olsson

 

[Jordan.j]

skiing is a serious addiction.... can probably be compared to.. crack

 

[Melvs]

"That's right, I'm cocky as hell and if you wanna talk smack I'll ring your bell. So fool don't give me a reason, to come to your mountain and school you next season" - Brad Holmes

"If you think that I'm whack, I'll do a shot of jack, throw a double back, and you'll be on my sack" - Brad Holmes

 

[fourhundred]

"joi jump is pretty small, but whateva i fucks wit it" simon dumont

 

[A-Style**]

haha fucking love that one

 

[tomalom]

lol my ankles are broken

 

[MTheadbang]

"That will feel good in the morning! If i was a video game character I would never fall, never" -Peter Olenik

 

[Carter23]

"I'll be working at Burger King in 4 years." -Most cool guy pros

 

[SK1ERDUDE]

Hah

 

[BEARS.]

skiing is a serious addiction could easily be compared to....crack. - forgot who its in 7 sunny days though

 

[blindside]

its amazing how much confidence i get from wearing a helmet and a mouth guard...too bad confidence is the last thing I need. - Mike Wilson

 

[BootySpunk.]

I think it's CR

 

[PeteyG]

actually candide said that lol

 

[fsscott]

These are priceless!

 

[TerminatorX]

"I'm a wangster midget with a beard"-Thall

 

[huge-go]

"I know... breakfast"- Hoji-7SD

"Hopefully this air is the size I thought it is" Hugo Harrison-the hit list(no typo)

 

[Ben.]

If evereyones is going to be seeing my wallet....

Wheres my fucking wallet

JF Houle

 

[jimmer]

no what he said was definitely in the simon impression.

 

[ECski]

"the joy i get from skiing, thats worth dieing for"- CR said something very close to that in 7SD

 

[chazz.]

oh god i cant even concentrate right now, rory's got his pants off again!!

-ingrid backstrom, the hit list

 

[skithesprings]

nah, i think its chris rubens, but ill check and get back

 

[marsland]

last two jumps had a bit of wu tang on them but...

-andreas hatviet testing out this years x games slopestyle course

 

[skithesprings]

yeah deff rubens, just checked

 

[Swervasaurus]

best reply and mabey you can turn it in late tomorrow for 50% credit just remember ANKLES ARE BROKEN!!!

 

[rather.be.skiing]

"where's my wallet man?" - JF Houle

ahahaha

 

[huge-go]

"its always a good idea to check your landing when you're going as big as I am, or when you're a freestyle specialist, such as myself" Shane McConkey- push/pull?

 

[Bab.]

it's impossible to lick our elbow - jp auclair

 

[Peter.]

"I can't go back to canada."

-JF Houle

(Said with thick french canadian accent)

 

[Dustin.]

Yes, it was a joke.

 

[sander_h]

i cannot believe that somebody hasn't said it yet. " I am not into crazyness, I am into perfection". jon olsson

 

[t_rob]

Fuck i wish i could remembers symms exact wording on Utah and mormans....

soo.

"so i turned around in the air and I seriously thought I was going to see Kerri and Dead in the Channel"

thats actaully a quote of a quote. when i heard about it it was when he turned around in the air, he...

 

[t_rob]

insert the name "anna" after the word "and" and before the word "dead"

 

[Alex_G]

I can't believe somebody hasn't said this one, "Go big or go home." --Johnny Tsunami

or you can quote me, and say, "Go big or go big, going home aint an option." --Alex Golesorkhi

 

[wintersway]

that was colby in his joss video wasn't it?

 

[Bees_Knees]

or the "Go big, then go home"

 

[Ben.]

haha yeah thats what i was saying "wheres my fucking wallet?" he was soooo wasted

 

[t_rob]

actaul conversation

"Can I see some Id"

pause.....

"do you know who the fuck I am. I'M SIMON DUMONT"

"thats not what your ID says

(pwn)

 

[Karcher]

hahahah dude that is so funny! hehe

also:

I'm out there everyday. Rain. Snow. I'm out there.

- Pep Fujas

or somethin like that

 

[KjellEllefson]

"I was so close to hitting my head on that rock I almost dead"-Charles Gagnier in High 5

 

[Ben.]

Its

"I thought i was going to dead."

 

[nickmiles]

"I'm Gay"- Ian Compton

 

[Reed.S]

definately from push or pull not the hit list

 

[Reed.S]

"I was going down the in run and i was thinking was BURRITOS BURRITOS, and then i got a concussion" -JON LAFFERTY