Quote of the year on NS

mistaT

mistaT

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Yesterday at superpark i was busting moves like never before. first my buddy and i T Dizzle got toed up to the top of the as he says 'money booter' but it took us a while to get there because dizzle kept falling off because he was too scared. he eventually pooped in his pants and hiked up. So at the top of the jump all the pros were there. but they were all too scared to hit the jump. and they all pooped. so i went and did a cork 1620. then i went up to the rail jamming jib section. candide and t dizzle were both there and as usual t dizzle pooped in his pants and started to cry. so i wacked him on the head with line skis that i had burnt early in the woods nearby. the rail was about 55 ft away and candide clamied he could do a cork 810 disaster. so he tried one aand landed on his head. he left with t dizzle. so iwent up and did my favorite trick. a d spin 1530 on cork 810 off.and luckily for me johnny form pbp was there and gave me a part in his movie. then i went back up to the top of the mountain where the big mountain was going down. pep dawg and c.r hommee were there as well. we all got to the top of a 220 ft cliff. pep and hommee were too afraid so i pushed them off where they both pooped and made brown snow. but i jumped too only i did a triple 1620 ont o a 1000 ft 34 kink s rail where i did 34 switch ups to a misty 1530 off. then shredded to the money booter where the pros were still pooping. so i challenged mike nick who was cringing up and had a million pounds of poop behind to a jump session. he was scared and he said 'no i have to go meet tanner at the 5 fotter with the four-year-olds.' then i proceeded to the five footer to see what was going down. there were ten 4 year olds and mike and tanner. tanner had to go hide in a cave and mike nick was still to scared to hit the five footer. then after this i went urban jibbing where fans swarmed over me and the pros, well, they were pooping and pooping and pooping.

LINESUCKS*

 
even though that was from linesucks i dont think thats beatable

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
 
its weird that the only time i laugh the most is when i look at gay posts on a damn internet site

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my idea is for everyone to just go fucking ballistic about it and make an online petition somewhere and tell friends, family, animals, strangers, niggers, jews, etc. to sign the petition

-newskool450
 
^yeah

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
Is MistaT linesukcs?

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

_-_-_-_Scoot4Life_-_-_-_

 
^^dont think so. LINESUCKS is now LINESUCKS*

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
that was gay

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
YES that was perfection linesucks, too bad its been getting deleted out of eevry thread for some reason, it is truely brilliant

 
lat says alot of things worthy of NS quotes of the year.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
'i did a triple 1620 ont o a 1000 ft 34 kink s rail where i did 34 switch ups to a misty 1530 off'

try to picture what that would look like.

____________________

Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
 
I think it's damn hilarious that he can't multiply 1620 by 3.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
the legal rights to touch a keyboard should be restricted from that man.

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my pink banada rag

This pink banada rag has been hooked on the back of my pants for years, i love this thing, it just sits their, everyone knows its me because of my rag. You could probally call it mine good luck charm.:-)

-Whoever wrote this article on NS knows who he is and his wrists should be bleeding by now.
 
are you being serious when you say thats funny? thats the worst cry for attention i have ever heard. its not funny at all either. whatever dude.

member 5054
 
why dont you multiply it for him j.d

Dad:'I dated a girl that went to that school, Suzy Friedmen'

Mom:'You went out with a jew?'
 
oh nmy god i just laughed hard. that was awesome man

'There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.'

BlP, what?

Zeal Optics, Giro, S.O.S. gear representin'

$bling
 
candizzle thizzovex perhaps strode?

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

id never leave my room if I could suck my own dick - BakerBoy

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]
 
if i could kill him, i just might do it

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
fuck you, i say lateralis takes qoute of the year with

'if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo' -lateralis

 
too bad kami doesnt do NS quotes anymore. If you can go back in articles and find those, they'll leave you laughing for hours. however, nothing on there is within the past year, possibly longer.

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
i like the bakerboy quote in my sig

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

id never leave my room if I could suck my own dick - BakerBoy

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]
 
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