Quoits from Family guy,Fullmetaljacket, Army of darkness

sometimes you take so long to line up your shot i could just crack ya with a cue stick... but i dont, because i lova ya and that would be a hate crime.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
why those? seems pretty random to me.

Logic Headware....temporary site is up, its about to blow up. where will you be?

Logic Headware

'rap aint about bustin caps and fuckin bitches, its about fluency and rapping ingenuity' Del
 
one of my fav. family guy quotes is thats not art.. hey thats my dad.. except that one, thats him if he were a cat

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
INCLUDE FUTURAMA TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you private

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
i love my job more than i love my taffy.....and im a man who loves his taffy......mmmmMmmmmMmMmmmmMmMmmMMMmmmmmm.............................mmmmmMmMMmmmMMMmmmmmmmMMMM

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
and

For every sprinkle I find I shall kill you.

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
this is one from futurama... my hads can touch anything vut them selves**puts hands together** oh... wait.

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
one from army of darkness 'your primitive mind wouldent understand melleculerstructures.. and **trails off**'

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
Peter: Hey Brian, My Great great Uncle Angus Griffin Invented Golf.

Angus Griffin: Ok so we're all clear on the rules?

No Jews and No Blacks

 
'shop smart, shop 'S' Mart'

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
 
Army of darkness is an awesome movie

giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
DO you suck dicks.... Bull shit i bet you could suck a golf ball threw a garden hose

a male gynocologist is like an auto machanic who doesnt own a car
 
stewie: 'silentlyfuck you'.

brian: 'i'm telling'

stewie: 'wha, no no. i said 'vacuum'.'

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

NO MORE BU** SH**
 
'i bet youd fuck someone in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give a guy a reach around'

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
Peter-Mr.Weed i have bben in a horrible plane crash my all of my family has died and i am a veggitable... i'll see you tommarow

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
Quagmier 'I'd do everything to you'

Lois 'Whaaat?'

Qaugmier 'I'd do anything for you'

gigadee gigadee goo

Duffman can't breathe .. oh no
 
Lifeguard:im sorry sir you cant park your van on the diving board

peter: thats not a van, thats my son

lifeguard: hey jim, its just a fat kid

'Don't be an asshole JD.

If you dont like it you dont have to read it. '-J.D.May
 
'its not so much that i want to kill her... its that i want her... not to be alive, anymore.'

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
Brian: It says here insert rod A into slot B.

Peter: ahaha, thats what-

Brian: If you say 'thats what she said' one more time, i'm going to pop you.

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kick kick shuffle shuffle

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grab your mind and get up and go
 
Uhh sir, you can't park your van on the diving board... That's not a van, that's our son!... oh, he's just a fat kid, arn't ya.. you fat kid, hey fatty mcfat fat.

 
'hell, i like you. you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.'

*punches JOKER in stomach

 
they say mother life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you might find. your life however is like a box of ACTIVE GRENDADES! return the mind control devise or be destroyed! ~stewie

~ski to live and live to ski~
 
how tall are you....5 foot 9, i didnt know they stacked shit that high.

if god wanted you on the top of that obstacle, he would've miracled your ass up there by now.

your days of fingerfucking old susan rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over.

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If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to me, im ready to move into a perfect world.

NS ARMY, whatever is right below the General

 
fitness center recruiter: so you want to work on cardio or upper body?

stewie:oh upper body definitely. I need to get buff, so i can get my tricycle back

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
 
'you're leading only two things right now, jack and shit, and jack just left town'

'Gimmie some sugar baby...'

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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
kiss my boomstick.

-ash

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'That's what Punk is to me. The near final understanding that the world is ours, and that we only have to realize it to make it so.'

-Ben Bormann
 
Peter Griffin: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says 'OOOOOO'.

Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.

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'That's what Punk is to me. The near final understanding that the world is ours, and that we only have to realize it to make it so.'

-Ben Bormann
 
Family guy: in Willy Wonka beer episode

Lois: Peter, its 7 o'clock in the morning!

Brian: (slurs) Thanks for the update Big Ben.

Lois: Peter, your drunk again!!

Peter: no, im just exausted cause i've been up all night drinking!

or from full metal jacket, the last scene where all the soldiers are singing 'Mickey Mouse'

 
cleaveland... 'Oh Peter, you tickle me in a way that if Loretta tickeled me, I'd say 'oooohhh that's nice''

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
i was going to call it peterland but the gay bar down by the airport already took it.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

NO MORE BU** SH**
 
''Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.''

-TAK, PPPhD
 
''Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up.''

''Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fuck''

''I wanted to visit Vietnam, the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet people of an exotic and interesting culture and kill them. I want to be the first kid on my block to score a confirmed kill! ''

Private Joker : Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Private Cowboy : Hey, start the cameras. This is 'Vietnam - the Movie.'

Private Eightball : Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I'll be a horse.

Donlon : T.H.E. Rock can be a rock.

T.H.E. Rock : I'll be Ann-Margret.

Doc Jay : Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo.

Crazy Earl : I'll be General Custer.

Private Rafterman : Well, who'll be the Indians?

Animal Mother : Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians.

-TAK, PPPhD
 
Lois: 'how about you sing itsy-bitsy-spider'

Stuie: 'how dare you reduce my finly tuned thespian stylings to mere mother-gooseries!'

Lois: 'Oh, why dont you sing ba ba black sheep?'

Stwewie: ' you know mother, as first lady of the american stage, Helen Haise once said, 'Im going to kill you!'

Peter: 'Hey, can someone give me a hand with all this tallent?'

Lois:' peter, what are you doing here?'

peter: 'Well lois, i tried to find my creativivty like you said. First i took an art class 'am, am i supposed to draw the penis?' Then i tried scuilpting 'am, am i supposed to sculpt the penis?' and then i tried music 'a-am, am i supposed to conduct with my penis?' I was starting to think there was nothnig id be good at, then i realized this is it. Lois, My penis belongs on stage!'

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

 
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