Quite Literally The Gayest Skis

14614117:X_ANKILLA said:
But tell me J Lev, why now? if you're such a huge gay supporter, why didn't you do this 10 years ago? why are you doing it right now when it's so "popular." You're not capitalizing on a trend for financial gain are you? You're not putting an irrelevant homosexual on a pedestal in order to sell skis are you? Are you just such a benevolent person like that? When are you gunna celebrate an East Coast OG for getting married and having kids? We'd love to see it.
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you sound like you're crying
 
I personally probably wouldn't want something that says I am a gay skier, but I don't see the issue. Clearly other people want to.

It's just weird that the people that "don't give a fuck if you're gay" are always pretty angrily yelling about it.

I mean hell there was a snowboard that had a neon sign that said "live nude girls" like a strip club advertisement. That was fine. Nobody cared.

Just weird how suddenly anything gay is "Shoving it down people's throats".

It's kind of transparent that you don't like gay people but that sounds intolerant so, "I don't care but don't let me know" vibez are what people go with these days.

"Oh look at that chick over there" "Oh man did you see the ass on that waitress" Whatever.

"Omg you have a rainbow on your skis/base that says you're gay?!?!?? STOP SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THOATS!!!"

Idk, good luck with that.
 
Hi ankilla I love your work can I have an autograph

14614124:X_ANKILLA said:
Listen to yourself dawg, I can hear the soy oil in your voice. You prolly think all this shit is "no big deal." And that's why you yourself are "no big deal." You can't see more than 2 steps ahead of yourself.
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14614132:Voyage86 said:
always the paradox with people like him
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I don't think you get it.

Here's an example, I dont give a fuck about Cheese Puffs because I don't personally like the taste. So if you force me to consume Cheese Puffs, I'm gunna gag and wanna throw up. And after I spit them out, I'm gunna care A LOT about that experience. And I'mma tell you, "I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CHEESE PUFFS BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THEM MYSELF. BUT IF YOU MAKE ME EAT THEM OR I ACCIDENTALLLY CONSUME THEM THEN I'MMA BE PISSED AND NOW IMMA GIVE A FUCK FOR A MOMENT SO I CAN GET THEM THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME."

Get it.
 
14614146:X_ANKILLA said:
I don't think you get it.

Here's an example, I dont give a fuck about Cheese Puffs because I don't personally like the taste. So if you force me to consume Cheese Puffs, I'm gunna gag and wanna throw up. And after I spit them out, I'm gunna care A LOT about that experience. And I'mma tell you, "I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CHEESE PUFFS BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THEM MYSELF. BUT IF YOU MAKE ME EAT THEM OR I ACCIDENTALLLY CONSUME THEM THEN I'MMA BE PISSED AND NOW IMMA GIVE A FUCK FOR A MOMENT SO I CAN GET THEM THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME."

Get it.
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Yeah great comparison. You're basically saying if cheese puffs exist on a store shelf and are labeled as cheese puffs you're going to get angry because that's shoving it down your throat.

The truth is if you don't like them you don't have to buy them. If you don't like the skis you don't have to buy a pair. If you don't like dicks, don't put your mouth on one.

Simple concept really.
 
14614149:theabortionator said:
Yeah great comparison. You're basically saying if cheese puffs exist on a store shelf and are labeled as cheese puffs you're going to get angry because that's shoving it down your throat.

The truth is if you don't like them you don't have to buy them. If you don't like the skis you don't have to buy a pair. If you don't like dicks, don't put your mouth on one.

Simple concept really.
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Thats far too much logic in one post for NS.
 
14614146:X_ANKILLA said:
I don't think you get it.

Here's an example, I dont give a fuck about Cheese Puffs because I don't personally like the taste. So if you force me to consume Cheese Puffs, I'm gunna gag and wanna throw up. And after I spit them out, I'm gunna care A LOT about that experience. And I'mma tell you, "I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CHEESE PUFFS BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THEM MYSELF. BUT IF YOU MAKE ME EAT THEM OR I ACCIDENTALLLY CONSUME THEM THEN I'MMA BE PISSED AND NOW IMMA GIVE A FUCK FOR A MOMENT SO I CAN GET THEM THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME."

Get it.
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Oh yes.... omg yes... come on, one more post you dirty boy.
 
14614141:theabortionator said:
I personally probably wouldn't want something that says I am a gay skier, but I don't see the issue. Clearly other people want to.

It's just weird that the people that "don't give a fuck if you're gay" are always pretty angrily yelling about it.

I mean hell there was a snowboard that had a neon sign that said "live nude girls" like a strip club advertisement. That was fine. Nobody cared.

Just weird how suddenly anything gay is "Shoving it down people's throats".

It's kind of transparent that you don't like gay people but that sounds intolerant so, "I don't care but don't let me know" vibez are what people go with these days.

"Oh look at that chick over there" "Oh man did you see the ass on that waitress" Whatever.

"Omg you have a rainbow on your skis/base that says you're gay?!?!?? STOP SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THOATS!!!"

Idk, good luck with that.
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Dawg I know you ain't a deep thinker, so lemme help address your concerns.

You aren't gay. But you don't care if others are gay. - (This is how most people feel.)

You don't personally get an "ick" when people talk about their sexual tendencies in front of you. - (But other people do.)

Some other people like you are ALSO okay with open sexuality. - (But once again, other people are ALSO Not Okay with it.)

"Shoving it down people's throats" is how it feels to people who are NOT OKAY with open sexuality or homosexuality. - (And feeling that way is okay & natural, just like open sexuality & homosexuality to you feels okay & natural.)

So you yourself can see that the idea of gay sex makes some people's skin crawl. - (So therefore, they choose to have the approach of "If I don't know about it, I'm okay with it happening behind closed doors.")

Moral of the story here is:

People LIKE what people LIKE. Some people like Heterosexuality & Sexuality "behind closed doors." Other People like Heterosexuality & Open Sexuality. Very few people like Homosexuality & Open Sexuality. And there's a group of people who like Homosexuality & Sexuality "behind closed doors."

We all have to share Public Spaces. And therefore, if we are to have happy peaceful public spaces then we can't all just do what we individually want in public spaces. We have to control ourselves when in the public eye. Otherwise people will get upset and will speak out. And there's nothing you can do to change that.

And right now, there are people like me saying, "Hey, I don't like this shit. I want to use this public space as intended, but my peace is being disrupted by people behaving INAPPROPRIATELY in this specific public space. Can we please just use this public space as it was intended for. And if not then I'm gunna start behaving Inappropriately too. And then No One is gunna have fun in this public space."

That's all it is. Keep Skiing about Skiing. Or else people will get mad.
 
14614159:X_ANKILLA said:
Dawg I know you ain't a deep thinker, so lemme help address your concerns.

You aren't gay. But you don't care if others are gay. - (This is how most people feel.)

You don't personally get an "ick" when people talk about their sexual tendencies in front of you. - (But other people do.)

Some other people like you are ALSO okay with open sexuality. - (But once again, other people are ALSO Not Okay with it.)

"Shoving it down people's throats" is how it feels to people who are NOT OKAY with open sexuality or homosexuality. - (And feeling that way is okay & natural, just like open sexuality & homosexuality to you feels okay & natural.)

So you yourself can see that the idea of gay sex makes some people's skin crawl. - (So therefore, they choose to have the approach of "If I don't know about it, I'm okay with it happening behind closed doors.")

Moral of the story here is:

People LIKE what people LIKE. Some people like Heterosexuality & Sexuality "behind closed doors." Other People like Heterosexuality & Open Sexuality. Very few people like Homosexuality & Open Sexuality. And there's a group of people who like Homosexuality & Sexuality "behind closed doors."

We all have to share Public Spaces. And therefore, if we are to have happy peaceful public spaces then we can't all just do what we individually want in public spaces. We have to control ourselves when in the public eye. Otherwise people will get upset and will speak out. And there's nothing you can do to change that.

And right now, there are people like me saying, "Hey, I don't like this shit. I want to use this public space as intended, but my peace is being disrupted by people behaving INAPPROPRIATELY in this specific public space. Can we please just use this public space as it was intended for. And if not then I'm gunna start behaving Inappropriately too. And then No One is gunna have fun in this public space."

That's all it is. Keep Skiing about Skiing. Or else people will get mad.
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UUGHGHHHUHUUUUUHHHHHH!!!

Oh my god that was so good, thank you. That was the best gay internet sex I've ever had Ankilla. You're the best at getting other guys off with your hot takes.
 
14614159:X_ANKILLA said:
Dawg I know you ain't a deep thinker, so lemme help address your concerns.

You aren't gay. But you don't care if others are gay. - (This is how most people feel.)

You don't personally get an "ick" when people talk about their sexual tendencies in front of you. - (But other people do.)

Some other people like you are ALSO okay with open sexuality. - (But once again, other people are ALSO Not Okay with it.)

"Shoving it down people's throats" is how it feels to people who are NOT OKAY with open sexuality or homosexuality. - (And feeling that way is okay & natural, just like open sexuality & homosexuality to you feels okay & natural.)

So you yourself can see that the idea of gay sex makes some people's skin crawl. - (So therefore, they choose to have the approach of "If I don't know about it, I'm okay with it happening behind closed doors.")

Moral of the story here is:

People LIKE what people LIKE. Some people like Heterosexuality & Sexuality "behind closed doors." Other People like Heterosexuality & Open Sexuality. Very few people like Homosexuality & Open Sexuality. And there's a group of people who like Homosexuality & Sexuality "behind closed doors."

We all have to share Public Spaces. And therefore, if we are to have happy peaceful public spaces then we can't all just do what we individually want in public spaces. We have to control ourselves when in the public eye. Otherwise people will get upset and will speak out. And there's nothing you can do to change that.

And right now, there are people like me saying, "Hey, I don't like this shit. I want to use this public space as intended, but my peace is being disrupted by people behaving INAPPROPRIATELY in this specific public space. Can we please just use this public space as it was intended for. And if not then I'm gunna start behaving Inappropriately too. And then No One is gunna have fun in this public space."

That's all it is. Keep Skiing about Skiing. Or else people will get mad.
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Don't you drink your own piss?
 
i can't follow your homophobic logic novel

and why are you capitalizing random words like Public Spaces and No One
 
14614169:gravel said:
i can't follow your homophobic logic novel

and why are you capitalizing random words like Public Spaces and No One
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Nobody can follow his logic novel because there is barely any logic to it.
 
sounds like youre kinda gay and can’t accept it ?

14614032:PsychicMigration said:
like seriously no body cares be gay be what you want just don't bother people and shove it down there throat. low key ns is woke now.
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14614040:theabortionator said:
Just since people are talking shit. That's a collab with Matt Bennedetto aka [tag=44609]@mattyb.[/tag]

A real east coast OG and Gore local back in the day. Threw down on the regs.

Started selling crochet hats and that became EC headwear.

Did eevents ike Giraffic park at Okemo with a huge booter.

He fucked his leg up real bad at Battle My Crew or another event at loon. There was a channel gap and it went super wrong. He had a bunch of surgeries and that was kind of it for him being able to ski park. I haven't really followed him over the years, hoping he's able to ski a bit more now. Idk.

But yeah def an OG of NS and Freestyle Skiing/Culture.
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idk how much he's skiing nowadays but he's a bit of a local celebrity and has an instagram with like a million followers called @unnecessaryinventions in which he just creates cool nonsense. Most recent one is a sip-o-meter for beer. Cool dude.

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the idea of equating having to coexist w people that have a different sexual orientation than you, with being forced to be gay, is a legit braindead take. youre victimizing yourself for seeing a pair of skis? stop being a reactionary 3yo

14614146:X_ANKILLA said:
I don't think you get it.

Here's an example, I dont give a fuck about Cheese Puffs because I don't personally like the taste. So if you force me to consume Cheese Puffs, I'm gunna gag and wanna throw up. And after I spit them out, I'm gunna care A LOT about that experience. And I'mma tell you, "I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CHEESE PUFFS BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THEM MYSELF. BUT IF YOU MAKE ME EAT THEM OR I ACCIDENTALLLY CONSUME THEM THEN I'MMA BE PISSED AND NOW IMMA GIVE A FUCK FOR A MOMENT SO I CAN GET THEM THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME."

Get it.
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14614178:dukes717 said:
idk how much he's skiing nowadays but he's a bit of a local celebrity and has an instagram with like a million followers called @unnecessaryinventions in which he just creates cool nonsense. Most recent one is a sip-o-meter for beer. Cool dude.

**This post was edited on Jun 6th 2024 at 2:47:38pm
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ohhh thats where ive seen him. Ive watched some of his youtube videos. crazy.
 
Nobody is forcing yall to buy these bruh stop tweakin out on the internet abt a single pair of skis that you’ll prob never see in real life anyways
 
14614146:X_ANKILLA said:
I don't think you get it.

Here's an example, I dont give a fuck about Cheese Puffs because I don't personally like the taste. So if you force me to consume Cheese Puffs, I'm gunna gag and wanna throw up. And after I spit them out, I'm gunna care A LOT about that experience. And I'mma tell you, "I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CHEESE PUFFS BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THEM MYSELF. BUT IF YOU MAKE ME EAT THEM OR I ACCIDENTALLLY CONSUME THEM THEN I'MMA BE PISSED AND NOW IMMA GIVE A FUCK FOR A MOMENT SO I CAN GET THEM THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME."

Get it.
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Oh! So its similar to how I listened to your Two Planker interview and thought you were hilarious, but then was "FORCED" to listen to you go on and on about how you, 1) Experiment with all sorts of enemas regularly, and having "An ass full of coffee" is just great. 2) Drink your own piss 3) Eat your own j*zz !!!!

Nobody is forced to consume anything, and you berating JSkis for supporting Gay pride is not chill at all! Bro, you of all people should know that ski culture is terminally chill and we like to keep it that way. So shut up with all the hate speech, unfollow the brand so you don't "ACCIDENTALLY CONSUME IT" again, and honestly re-evaluate the shit you put online!
 
14614194:tyauer said:
Nobody is forcing yall to buy these bruh stop tweakin out on the internet abt a single pair of skis that you’ll prob never see in real life anyways
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14614100:X_ANKILLA said:
I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO THIS N IS. THIS BITCH ASS N IS DEGRADING THE CULTURE. THIS FUCK N IS PART OF THE AGENDA AND SO IS J LEV NOW. SUCKIN DICK AND TAKING IT IN THE ASS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKIING. I DONT CELEBRATE WEAK MEN AND FAIRIES.
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14614100:X_ANKILLA said:
I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO THIS N IS. THIS BITCH ASS N IS DEGRADING THE CULTURE. THIS FUCK N IS PART OF THE AGENDA AND SO IS J LEV NOW. SUCKIN DICK AND TAKING IT IN THE ASS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKIING. I DONT CELEBRATE WEAK MEN AND FAIRIES.
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you drink your own piss which makes you totally a homo weak man fairy
 
I was skiing with my daughter today and she asked me why the man was in a dog mask and had black straps. when I told her what it was she started crying so I beat the fuck out of her for being homophobic.
 
14614224:SteezyYeeter said:
I was skiing with my daughter today and she asked me why the man was in a dog mask and had black straps. when I told her what it was she started crying so I beat the fuck out of her for being homophobic.
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Violence is never the answer Timothy ? ☝️
 
14614031:PsychicMigration said:
Or they be normal and not give a fuck and just want a cool ski. How many really want a gay ski vs a cool ski not that a gay ski cant be cool but we just want decent graphics you all need to suck the liberal tard out your assholes and look at the big picture.
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this wasn’t very chicken joe of you.
 
14614100:X_ANKILLA said:
I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO THIS N IS. THIS BITCH ASS N IS DEGRADING THE CULTURE. THIS FUCK N IS PART OF THE AGENDA AND SO IS J LEV NOW. SUCKIN DICK AND TAKING IT IN THE ASS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKIING. I DONT CELEBRATE WEAK MEN AND FAIRIES.
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Lmfaoooo what agenda tho?

I think genda is a spectrum and not a binary of “hurrr what’s in ur pants”
 
14614159:X_ANKILLA said:
Dawg I know you ain't a deep thinker, so lemme help address your concerns.

You aren't gay. But you don't care if others are gay. - (This is how most people feel.)

You don't personally get an "ick" when people talk about their sexual tendencies in front of you. - (But other people do.)

Some other people like you are ALSO okay with open sexuality. - (But once again, other people are ALSO Not Okay with it.)

"Shoving it down people's throats" is how it feels to people who are NOT OKAY with open sexuality or homosexuality. - (And feeling that way is okay & natural, just like open sexuality & homosexuality to you feels okay & natural.)

So you yourself can see that the idea of gay sex makes some people's skin crawl. - (So therefore, they choose to have the approach of "If I don't know about it, I'm okay with it happening behind closed doors.")

Moral of the story here is:

People LIKE what people LIKE. Some people like Heterosexuality & Sexuality "behind closed doors." Other People like Heterosexuality & Open Sexuality. Very few people like Homosexuality & Open Sexuality. And there's a group of people who like Homosexuality & Sexuality "behind closed doors."

We all have to share Public Spaces. And therefore, if we are to have happy peaceful public spaces then we can't all just do what we individually want in public spaces. We have to control ourselves when in the public eye. Otherwise people will get upset and will speak out. And there's nothing you can do to change that.

And right now, there are people like me saying, "Hey, I don't like this shit. I want to use this public space as intended, but my peace is being disrupted by people behaving INAPPROPRIATELY in this specific public space. Can we please just use this public space as it was intended for. And if not then I'm gunna start behaving Inappropriately too. And then No One is gunna have fun in this public space."

That's all it is. Keep Skiing about Skiing. Or else people will get mad.
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Idk if seeing a gay person makes you think of sex that's on you my dude.

For a guy that drinks piss, and buttchugs coffee, you draw some wild boundaries.

Hopefully you figure out whatever issues your dealing with. If you're going to remain an ass your whole life that's on you. Good luck with that.

PS: Nice use of angry caps action
 
14614200:cool270out said:
Damn man, I didn’t know you’re a bigot. Not sure why I assumed you’re chill
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Explain how me hating on J-Skis for constantly making dumb ass topsheets is bigotry?
 
14614253:theabortionator said:
Idk if seeing a gay person makes you think of sex that's on you my dude.

For a guy that drinks piss, and buttchugs coffee, you draw some wild boundaries.

Hopefully you figure out whatever issues your dealing with. If you're going to remain an ass your whole life that's on you. Good luck with that.

PS: Nice use of angry caps action
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Dude is acting like there's dicks and graphic sex all over the skis and we live in a Puritan society not the one that has been selling hetero sex for decades. Its crazy how the same people who pine for and want graphics to come back like Jon Olsson's pro models with models in lingerie in them cant take cartoon buff guys lol
 
14614262:AndrewGravesSV said:
Dude is acting like there's dicks and graphic sex all over the skis and we live in a Puritan society not the one that has been selling hetero sex for decades. Its crazy how the same people who pine for and want graphics to come back like Jon Olsson's pro models with models in lingerie in them cant take cartoon buff guys lol
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I like cartoon buff guys.
 
14614261:weastcoat said:
Explain how me hating on J-Skis for constantly making dumb ass topsheets is bigotry?
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if your comment was solely about the top sheet aesthetics, you worded it horribly. You gotta see how it looks like you’re saying that j skis supporting the lgbt community is “another” reason to not like them
 
14614159:X_ANKILLA said:
Dawg I know you ain't a deep thinker, so lemme help address your concerns.

You aren't gay. But you don't care if others are gay. - (This is how most people feel.)

You don't personally get an "ick" when people talk about their sexual tendencies in front of you. - (But other people do.)

Some other people like you are ALSO okay with open sexuality. - (But once again, other people are ALSO Not Okay with it.)

"Shoving it down people's throats" is how it feels to people who are NOT OKAY with open sexuality or homosexuality. - (And feeling that way is okay & natural, just like open sexuality & homosexuality to you feels okay & natural.)

So you yourself can see that the idea of gay sex makes some people's skin crawl. - (So therefore, they choose to have the approach of "If I don't know about it, I'm okay with it happening behind closed doors.")

Moral of the story here is:

People LIKE what people LIKE. Some people like Heterosexuality & Sexuality "behind closed doors." Other People like Heterosexuality & Open Sexuality. Very few people like Homosexuality & Open Sexuality. And there's a group of people who like Homosexuality & Sexuality "behind closed doors."

We all have to share Public Spaces. And therefore, if we are to have happy peaceful public spaces then we can't all just do what we individually want in public spaces. We have to control ourselves when in the public eye. Otherwise people will get upset and will speak out. And there's nothing you can do to change that.

And right now, there are people like me saying, "Hey, I don't like this shit. I want to use this public space as intended, but my peace is being disrupted by people behaving INAPPROPRIATELY in this specific public space. Can we please just use this public space as it was intended for. And if not then I'm gunna start behaving Inappropriately too. And then No One is gunna have fun in this public space."

That's all it is. Keep Skiing about Skiing. Or else people will get mad.
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i ain’t reading allat, if you don’t like gay skis don’t look at them
 
14614230:Jacobthesadskier said:
Hey guys, no idea what's going on here, but I'm bisexual, can I only own one ski or do I have to fully commit to get the pair?
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Get em! They can be your “sometimes” pair ???
 
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