Quickest way to make 500$ without dealing drugs?

Kazabazua

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So my friend cheech wants me to go to mammoth to film, and I need 300$ for the plane ticket and I'm thinking like 200$ extra for food and shit... any ideas on how to make 500$ really fast? Oh ya I already started selling all my stuff like I needed heroine money or something...

 
i dont know how old you are or what kind of time frame you've got. but donating sperm brings in a decent amount of cash.
 
say u want a 3 oz .. when the dealer comes check it out say damm i my walet on that bench ... walk down the street towards a bench or somthing ( make sure its not ur town but u do no the trails ) then run like how threw the woods and sell the 3 0z for 500 bucks ... somone will buy it fast cuase that pretty cheap

or u can rob a bank

 
steal copper pipe and aluminum out of abandoned buildings and sell it to a scrap yard. the price of aluminum and copper is pretty high right now.

aluminum is around 95 cents per pound right now and copper is about 1.45 a pound

get a truck, a pair of bolt cutters or hacksaw, some gloves and start hunting!
 
selling 3 zips for 500 bucks are you dumb. Considering a Quarter Pound is 4 oz. an a Qp runs anywhere from 350 to 425 depending the quality.
 
you can whore yourself out to 50 fat chicks for 10 bucks a piece or 5 really fat chicks for 100 bucks a piece...

what?

fat chicks need love too... they just gotta pay.
 
o true, but you just gave me a fuckin great idea... i work at seymour and ill just sell my staff pass to someone for 50 bucks.
 
if only i could start some sort of Darcy fund, where people give me money, but that never works.. unless i start something where people give me shit to do and i film it and then they give me money for it... hmmm. could be tricks on skis, or some sort of dare.
 
haha that would be such an asshole move, plus everyone in whistler would hate me forever.

fuck i wish 500 people could just give me one dollar, im trying to figure out a way that would work though. i need to give you guys something of value.
 
yeah but no one would know its you + you'd have 500 dollars extra then you already need. think about the benefits. haha
 
First off, good luck. I am probably not the best person for advice on this matter, but here are some ideas:
One option is to buy a bunch of those 3 for $10 DVD at places like Walmart. Then go on eBay and start selling them for $7-10 each or sell them in bulk. You should be able to make some money fairly quickly.
You could also:
Consider day labor.[/b] There are employment agencies that specialize in this type of arrangement, and you can get paid at the end of the workday. The jobs you find through an agency can vary, but are usually in construction, factories, offices, and manufacturing. An alternative to finding day labor is to go where other day laborers meet (usually street corners or parking lots) and wait for employers (building contractors, landscapers, home owners and small business owners). If you go the non-agency route, you might get paid in cash. You can also check your local newspaper or internet classifieds to find quick labor gigs, like painting, mowing, or moving work. When considering a day labor opportunity, keep in mind that less formal arrangements could result in you not getting paid or worse, you getting injured without any kind of compensation.
Become a street performer.[/b] If you can dance, play music, or tell jokes, you can probably get some cash by performing in public. But don't do this unless you are actually good at it. Put together a good act and find a place to perform. Give people a dose of live entertainment, and hopefully they'll reward you with tips.
Panhandle.[/b] A panhandler is a person who depends on the spontaneous charity of strangers for their survival. If you really need the cash, you might swallow your pride and decide to ask for help. Make a sign, find a good location, ask politely for money, and say thank you. Cyberbegging is becoming increasingly popular, and there have been some amazing success stories, but these are the exception rather than the rule. While there are some sites on which you can beg just by putting up a brief ad, if you're looking to make any substantial money you'll probably have to build your own site and invest the time and money into it to make it successful.
"Donate" plasma.[/b] Plasma is a component of blood, and the process is similar to donating blood. You're not permitted to actually sell your plasma, but you can be compensated for your time spent donating (and essentially, it's like selling your plasma). Your blood is drawn, the plasma is separated, and the red blood cells are returned to your body. You can make US$20-30 per visit and give plasma twice a week, but you must weigh at least 110 pounds, be between the ages of 18 and 59, and be in good health. Many college students do this to make extra cash. If you haven't been to the doctor in a while, this may be a good way to get a free health checkup.
Recycle.[/b] Turn old soda cans into cash by bringing them in to be recycled. If you don't have your own cans, go looking for them in trash cans or along busy roads, especially rural roads. Call up several recyclers to compare prices. If you live in a state with a bottle or can deposit system, you may be able to get 5 or 10 US cents per container. Other scrap metals are also worth something, so if you've got a big pile of scrap in your backyard or you know of an illegal dumpsite, you can pick it up in your truck and anywhere from 1 or 2 cents per pound for scrap steel to considerably more for metals such as copper or aluminum.
Open a lemonade stand.[/b] Especially if you're a kid, a lemonade stand or baked goods stand can bring in good money in one day. If the lemonade isn't selling, or you want to diversify, sell cookies and brownies as well. The important thing here is to find a good location, like the main entrance to an apartment building, outside a shopping center, on a busy corner near your house, or outside one of your parents’ workplaces (if you're a kid; otherwise you might get in trouble).
Enter sweepstakes.[/b] By choosing sweepstakes carefully, you can increase your likelihood of hitting the jackpot (or at least getting a few useful freebies that you can sell, as mentioned above). Search the internet-- there are even internet databases, some free and some by subscription only, that can clue you in to hundreds or thousands of sweepstakes. Sweepstakes with smaller prizes can be great because you generally have a more realistic chance of winning. Don't, however, waste your time entering a sweepstakes for a prize you don't want and can't easily sell for a good profit. Enter as many times as possible. The more times you enter, the better your odds. It's as simple as that. Before you send in a million entries, however, make sure you know how many entries the rules allow you.
Become a moving advertisement.[/b] Creative marketing companies might be willing to pay you to get their name out there. Some interesting strategies that people have gotten paid for:

Turning their car into a moving advertisement; there are companies with bumper sticker programs as well.Wearing t-shirts, clothes, costumes that advertise a business.Temporary tattoos on the forehead, a pregnant belly, and other parts of the body.[/list]
 
i got auctioned off for a valentines day date at one of the colleges near by... basically i'm now an amateur escort hahaha, try that
 
hahaha! dude i should go downtown vancouver and sell lemonade and make a little stand thing, that would be so funny.
 
are you your friends bitch or something? should you really be selling all your stuff just cause he wants you to film him hhahaha
 
naw dude im going over there and his brother is filming us, im trying to get a promo out and he's probably the best filmer i've met... there the ones covering JOSS for NS.
 
Hahaha, you are a retard. A qp is never $425, hell in Alaska an ounce is like $425. Unless you are talking about just crap bud that isn't worth smoking.
 
Make a video that is Break.com worthy, post it there then have us all vote it, and maybeee it will get to the homepage and that's $200.
 
Pick up a handle of malt liqueur ....find a homeless person, say hey ill give you this if you donate a organ and give me the cash.
 
S some D at the bus station. Seriously, that is your best bet. Or those online survey things. No jokes they work. My buddy's mom owns a survey company and they pay MAD skrilla. Actually, I made 155 bones tonight which was pretty dope considering I dont have a real job.
 
ask a friend to flip a hp for you. then ask him to donate his earnings to you. quickest way. who the fuck gets a 425 qp in the states. maybe in canada but that dudes from ohio haha.
 
I live in Mansfield, Ohio an its not shit crap bud. Its your high mids weed. you know green wit crystals aan orange an red hairs. An ya you can get a qp for 350-425
 
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