Quick but very important question

wdbo.

wdbo.

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ya so hypothetically if you had a dead body and you really needed to get rid of it what do you think is the best way too do it? hypothetically of course
 
chop it up, dust it off, go through ur neighborhood and put parts in different families trashcans, no prints use gloves
 
I'd say leave it on the steps of a police station....

bo, but for real...Vinnie...give em the concrete flippers
 
ive always liked the fried green tomatoes thing...

chop him/her up and mix him/her into the food and serve it at a local diner.
 
well then id say burn it then take the each bone and bury it seperatly all around your city, they would never be able to find all the pieces and not be able to find out what happend
 
word feed it to the pigs, or put it in an air tight container, push all the air out, put on an anchor, and throw it in the river.
 
uh-huh so what if there were uh multiple bodies and cutting them up isnt an option still hypothetically of course, oh and one more thing how do you get blood out of fabric? just curious
 
put the bodies through a rental wood chipper into a secluded pond/lake and then clean the wood chipper very very very well before returning.
 
but what if hypothetically i already tried stain remover and it didnt work is there anything else? and hypothetically it's the middle of the day, and i hypothetically have an hour or two to get rid of these oh lets say 3 bodies
 
well unless you reallllly realllllly like the shirt, just burn it. as for the bodies, cut em up in your bathroom (easy clean up), while there's that big pile of body parts in your tub, dump as many household chemicals as you can on them (bleach, etc...), now put em in garbage bags and bury them/dump them in various lakes
 
hypothetically, your fucked in that amount of time, id say go to a hypothetical furnature store and buy new furnature, because any hypothetical crime scene investigator will find blood with a blacklight
 


[Verse 1]

Let's talk about dead body disposal

My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub

And drain the blood out of the bastard

Strip ya self nude first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt

And cut the fuckin' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid

And put the pieces inside trash bags

So she'll be wreaking like a fags ass

With flesh covered in leeches

And throw the bags away

In various trash bins in different areas

This shit's hilarious

Nobody notices some asshole taking out the garbage

Who would know it's a carcass?

Even if they were focusing 'cause the plastic bag is dark kid

And even the nosy bitch wouldn't open it, it make no sense

And if you do it just before a trash pick up

The bodies hauled away before it decays and stinks up

It won't be noticed but literally turns up other shit

And ya bag is in the middle buried right under it

Especially if you double-bagged it

Ya victim'll stay a faggot in fragments forever stagnet

[Chorus]

Dead Body Disposal

For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed

Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills

You never know when you might need to know skills

In body disposal it's no frills

Dead Body Disposal

Are you interested in hearing my proposal?

[Verse 2]

Bodies begin to stink within an hour of death

And if it's warm outside then it's quicker for the sour stench to leak out

the flesh

So think about the steps

You taking killing and be willing to consider the best

Be extra careful and grab an aerosol can of pepper spray

to coat the pieces the smell is unbearable

Hold the first layer of bag beautifully

that'll keep animals from tearing open the bag to get to the meat

Squirrels, dogs, and birds

Officers with dogs that smell won't find shit when they thrown off the scent

You could hang a fuck upside down in ya tub

And slit his throat from ear to ear to remove a large amount of blood

Most of it'll gush out on its own at once But to get that last couple of pints drained work his arms like pumps

For dismemberment gentlemen I recommend

heavy duty brawn saws that cut through gendleums like pendulums

But if you want to take your time don't rush it

either cut each piece off like Pizza Hut pizza with a rusty cleaver

Then put each piece up in a freezer

Take out the trash in a couple of days the stench of decomposition's meager

And make sure there's no incriminating papers in the bag

Letters, receipts, anything with ya name they'll trace ya

I know it's obvious but you'd be amazed at how easy it is

to be sloppy with this even the Mafia slips

[Chorus]

Dead Body Disposal

For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed

Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills

You never know when you might need to know skills

In body disposal it's no frills

[Hook]

Let's talk about death baby

Disintegration of flesh you'll see

Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things

In hacking up ya meat

Let's talk about death baby

Disintegration of flesh you'll see

Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things

In hacking up ya meat

Let's talk about death!

[Brick Top from Snatch]

[Verse 3]

There's more choices to choose kid

Bury the corpse in the ground, bury it at sea or the pieces get distributed

When using the ground a shallow grave isn't allowed

'Cause the corpse'll be found when the stench of it lingers out

Make sure it's six feet deep or more

Construction sites work in formented

In what's cemented suspended beneath the floor

Using the sea has its potential sequentionally

The sea destroys all evidence eventually

But make sure that you tie a weight to the body to keep it from floating

around and being discovered by mistake

Drop it as far from shore as possible otherwise it'll pop up at low tide or

be seen by some fisherman's opticals

Distributing! Body parts is riveting

I explained it in verse one forgive me if I begin again

A wood chipper turns a corpse into chopped meat

Spread it all over ya grass then water it down properly

Within a few days the cadaver's fertilizer

Your advisor's taught you ways of covering up murders wiser

Regardless how you tried these methods

Be careful with prints and rented equipment use cash and fake id's

[Chorus]

Dead Body Disposal

For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed

Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills

You never know when you might need to know skills

In body disposal it's no frills

Dead Body Disposal

Are you interested in hearing my proposal?

Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills

You never know when you might need to know skills

In body disposal it's no frills

[Hook]

Let's talk about death baby

Disintegration of flesh you'll see

Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things

In hacking up ya meat

Let's talk about death!

 
oh ya of course like i would kill my cheating g/f and her two male lovers? ha sheesh what do you think i am?
 
build a rocket ship and launcch it into space, or put it all chooped up into various pieces or pooured concrete and hucck it in the ocean. 
 
haha awesome thread...what ive thought is that if you go somewhere where they are doig construction or paving a road...bury it there and flaten out the dirt so it isnt noticeable then when they put the road over it.....no one will ever know
 
well so what if hypothetically i followed the nercro song and did the the whole garbage deal. and hypothetically the cops havent come by yet but i still need a really good alibi any help?
 
if you would hypothetically have a dead body i would drive somewhere in the woods, dig a big hole and bury this body
 
take it to far away secluded woods and burn the thing to ashes then i would sprinkle out all of the ashes on the road leaving the secluded woods
 
roll them up in a carpet, then go to the landfill. its 35 bucks a truckload, might want to get rid of some other stuff as well to get your money's worth
 
If you put it in an airtight container it will take a long long long time to degrade. the anchor will work good enough if u want to sink but you definatelly have to do it somewhere deep like the middle of the atlantic ocean
 
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