questions you cant answer

a whore is somebody that has sex with everybody and a bitch is somebody that has sex with everybody except you......saw that in somebody's sig

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
holy shit, i didn't even notice that was there

drugs are bad

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
Anyone got any hot sis-...oh, already covered that one....

Why do genital warts keep coming back? ...uh..or so I've heard....

who wants a lolly?

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

Proud Member of the Anteater Posse
 
nothing rhymes with silver or purple either

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
why the hell do your lips get chapped...ahhhh...

-Skiing is like sex...when you're done all you want to do is fall asleep-
 
why is it illigal to sleep with 13 year olds?

Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
 
snoggleberries taste like snoogleberries....funniest movie ever........where's the bathroom?........mmmmmm......only once?..ok......no..no....left......ow..wrong hole.....what?....uhhh......Joe?....ow!.sorry!....I mean you're my daddy!....Elton!...again?......ELTON!!....but...thats not your name........pretend?......uhhhh....I don't really feel comforta-OUCH!......where'd you get that?.....Joe's closet?...my dad Joe?......OH GOD man....enough........no!, I don't like it like that......RAPE!.........oh, shit sorry man...I was just playin.....isn't that what I was supposed to say?

k....next time.

Crack? Im not on crack dickhead....Im IN it.

oh god..I feel so dirty.

 
if you were to spin around a chinese man....would he become disoriented????

'hold it right there sweeney toad!'

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'..................'

 
as for the braille question - they have braille on drive-up ATMs because it is more expensive for the companies that produce the keypads to produce a separate keypaid without braille. see what kind of stupid shit you learn in college?? :-P

 
my pap told me the only thing he learned in college was how to drink beer

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
MAdd_Trix, you said fire is impossible in space because there is no oxygen...

THINK!!!

Ummm trillions of stars; what do u think they do? Just glow softly?

They can see the wall of fire with a telescope big enough, I read it in National Geographic a year or 2 ago.

_________________________

I write messages on money.

It's my own form of social protest.

A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy, passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines, and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive.

A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check-out counter.

And a federal crime.

I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it, like I do.

'You are not a slave'
 
yeah i already knew bout the atmthing and with that mirrorball it would just be dark inside because there is no way to keep any light in

 
yea...i thought about that after i read joos comment....i'm just a fuckin moron, sorry

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
If you moved as fast as sound you still would hear voices on the radio because radio waves move at the speed of light, think about it you don't hear radio stations when you walk outside, you need a radio to tansfer the light wave into sound. If you are moving at the speed of light(which is impossible), and you shined a light in front of you, the light would appear to you the same as if you were moving 30 mph because light is relative to everything. If you could move faster than light and turned around after you moved, you would see yourself coming towards you.

 
yes it would truly be kickass if you could travel faster than the speed of light and go back and see the dinosaurs, that would be cool.

So I was sitting there the other day enjoying a delicious spotted owl taco when along comes this walrus of a woman wearing a midriff t-shirt, exposing her flabby disgusting lard-filled gut as she lumbered along. I stood up so I could get a clear shot of her because I was about to barf up my lunch, when I suddenly realized that I was surrounded by nasty fat chicks with giant saggy guts.
 
why are there brail ATMs at the drive though ATMs?? So its okay for a blind person to drive to the ATM but he/she needs help in finding the riht button??

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Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as getting AIDS

There is no 'I' in TEAM but there are 5 'I's in INDIVIDUAL BRILLIANCE

 
we already took care of this one schlong

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
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