Questions for Virtika

I'll jump in here and answer a few:

From "HP123"- I didn't even pop a chub that last movie.

Our goal is to create funny, exciting, entertaining videos with our friends, not to create DAP A2M donkey porn that you can "pop a chub" to ... we don't want to disappoint all you fetish frenzied freaks out there, but the NS mods told us it would've gotten too messy ;)

From "hooligan2"- How do you guys not die?

Some rough planning and safety measures, a lifetime of experience of doing sketchy shit, and some good ol' fashioned plain dumb luck.

From "medialcortex"

- Why are you guys such pompous assholes?

You must be speaking from personal experience, have we met before? I apologize if I don't remember you, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

- Again why the extremely homosexual orgy in the dumpster?

Why not?

- Why did you change from First Drop and go backwards in skiing?

We liked Virtika better. If you'd like to know more, I'm sure a simple Google search will answer all your questions.

Regarding going backwards in skiing- in the mid 90's, we decided that skiing would be more fun (and challenging) to incorporate and backwards element. All skis at that time were designed to ski forwards only, so we boiled our tails in water and bent them up under doors. That allowed us to ski backwards for the first time. If you are interested in skiing backwards, newschoolers.com has a wealth of information on the subject.

- Why are you hipsters?

Your question indicates that you have absolutely no idea what a hipster is. I would suggest asking some of the "cool kids" at school, they're the ones in the skinny jeans.

- When are you ever going to reply to us?

This thread started on a Friday night. Have you seen our videos? Fridays are a busy day for us.

- Who is the dipshit that planned the most cinematic shitty intro ever?

I am that dipshit.

- How does it feel that youre not hoodcrew?

We think the Hood Crew is dope and can relate to anyone who is happy, fulfilled, and lives life to the fullest. But to answer your question, we feel pretty good about the lives we lead, the things we do, and the friends we have. That didn't come across in our videos? Huh.
 
13208509:BumpzNtrees said:
Why is it cool to burn up a sled in the backcountry?
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yeah how is that even close to gansta? Wasting a ton of money on a fancy sled and then blowing it to shit isn't cool
 
13209776:David said:
I'll jump in here and answer a few:

From "HP123"- I didn't even pop a chub that last movie.

Our goal is to create funny, exciting, entertaining videos with our friends, not to create DAP A2M donkey porn that you can "pop a chub" to ... we don't want to disappoint all you fetish frenzied freaks out there, but the NS mods told us it would've gotten too messy ;)

From "hooligan2"- How do you guys not die?

Some rough planning and safety measures, a lifetime of experience of doing sketchy shit, and some good ol' fashioned plain dumb luck.

From "medialcortex"

- Why are you guys such pompous assholes?

You must be speaking from personal experience, have we met before? I apologize if I don't remember you, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

- Again why the extremely homosexual orgy in the dumpster?

Why not?

- Why did you change from First Drop and go backwards in skiing?

We liked Virtika better. If you'd like to know more, I'm sure a simple Google search will answer all your questions.

Regarding going backwards in skiing- in the mid 90's, we decided that skiing would be more fun (and challenging) to incorporate and backwards element. All skis at that time were designed to ski forwards only, so we boiled our tails in water and bent them up under doors. That allowed us to ski backwards for the first time. If you are interested in skiing backwards, newschoolers.com has a wealth of information on the subject.

- Why are you hipsters?

Your question indicates that you have absolutely no idea what a hipster is. I would suggest asking some of the "cool kids" at school, they're the ones in the skinny jeans.

- When are you ever going to reply to us?

This thread started on a Friday night. Have you seen our videos? Fridays are a busy day for us.

- Who is the dipshit that planned the most cinematic shitty intro ever?

I am that dipshit.

- How does it feel that youre not hoodcrew?

We think the Hood Crew is dope and can relate to anyone who is happy, fulfilled, and lives life to the fullest. But to answer your question, we feel pretty good about the lives we lead, the things we do, and the friends we have. That didn't come across in our videos? Huh.
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keep em comin lesh.
 
13210457:adamwolyn said:
How does the dumpster scene make me and others want to buy your outerwear?
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Seems pretty obvious, you buy the outerwear and you wont end up naked in a dumpster with a bunch of homeless dudes. Solid sales through fear. You best go buy a virtika sweater, you dont want to end up naked in a dumpster do you?
 
13210470:Dr.DickButt said:
Seems pretty obvious, you buy the outerwear and you wont end up naked in a dumpster with a bunch of homeless dudes. Solid sales through fear. You best go buy a virtika sweater, you dont want to end up naked in a dumpster do you?
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don't tell me how to live my life!!!
 
i wonder why they made a video for 18+ year olds containing nudity when their customer base is probably 60% under 18 years old
 
- From "adamwolyn"- How does the dumpster scene make me and others want to buy your outerwear?

Damn "Dr.DickButt", I couldn't have said it better myself!

Seems pretty obvious, you buy the outerwear and you wont end up naked in a dumpster with a bunch of homeless dudes. Solid sales through fear. You best go buy a virtika sweater, you dont want to end up naked in a dumpster do you?

- In response to "BumpzNtrees"- Why is it cool to burn up a sled in the backcountry? and "schweitzerskiier"s response of- Yeah how is that even close to gansta? Wasting a ton of money on a fancy sled and then blowing it to shit isn't cool.

Who said anything about being "gangsta"? We've never, not once, said that we are "gangsta". We make movies of ourselves doing things we find fun and interesting. You perceiving that as gangster is out of our control.

Do you not like to blow shit up? My bad, I thought that was coded into all red blooded man DNA. We gave that old, piece of shit sled the proper Viking burial it deserved (I am actually, no bullshit, 1/4 Viking- it's in my BLOOD).

- In response to "Do-o-Double-G"- How many showers exactly did it take to get all that dumpster/man juice off of you?

Well, first of all, man juice is MUCH stickier than you might expect. It really gets into every pore (Biore Strips don't work). We tried for days to get the stuff off to no avail. Finally, after days of trial and error (and consulting a local witch doctor), we developed a concoction of equal parts red Kool-Aid, dog's breath, rose hip seed oil, toad saliva extract, Dos Equis, and shame. That did the trick!

In related news, B Devine only bathes on every 5th full moon, so he elected out of the dumpster scene and proceeded to shoot the intro in his usual knotty dreads, clothing and grime ;)

- From "LOLZfajitas"- Who is nick fountain? Can I party with you guys? I know I may lack in the good looks department but I got the drinking on lock, and I can R. Kelly on some ladys if you need it ;)

Nick Fountain is one of our homies, a real maniac and an all around legend. You're welcome to party with us, if you can track us down. Although we're impressed with your "R. Kelly abilities", we're more into Plushophilia. We've been looking to add a Teddy Ruxpin to the group.

- From "walkerkelly"- What's the name of the song at 14:30?

That's "Stuntin like my daddy (FAMUEL Remix)" by Lil Wayne.

- To address the various people asking why we didn't hire girls to twerk...

As I'm sure you can tell, we make videos with our friends. We didn't really set out to make a video with twerking, that just happened on it's own that day on the lake. Although we plan out some aspects of our videos, most of what you see happens organically. The last thing we want to do is plan out every last shot and hire random actors, stuntmen, and models that we don't know and trust. The girls we kick it with are not strippers, actors, or sluts. They are dope, college educated, successful, intelligent, well traveled, adventurous, open minded women who love to have fun. Their twerking abilities were really just an added bonus ;)
 
I like how the world now knows about the LEGEND of Nick Fountain. Met him first day of college in the dorms. He was crazy then and still is now. Its pretty awesome to be around. Not a single person hes met doesn't remember him. haha.
 
David Lesh, you were once at my house talking about how you wanted to botox your balls and then have the hair on them lazered off. Have you realized your dream of balls smoother than bowling balls or do your balls still look like an old man chin?
 
13211434:Nippolas.Cage said:
David Lesh, you were once at my house talking about how you wanted to botox your balls and then have the hair on them lazered off. Have you realized your dream of balls smoother than bowling balls or do your balls still look like an old man chin?
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lol
 
That whole dumpster scene was disgusting but absolutely classic. Props to Lesh and the Virtika team for producing a sweet movie.
 
13210838:David said:
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- From "LOLZfajitas"- Who is nick fountain? Can I party with you guys? I know I may lack in the good looks department but I got the drinking on lock, and I can R. Kelly on some ladys if you need it ;)

Nick Fountain is one of our homies, a real maniac and an all around legend. You're welcome to party with us, if you can track us down. Although we're impressed with your "R. Kelly abilities", we're more into Plushophilia. We've been looking to add a Teddy Ruxpin to the group.

lolololol please do
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13210838:David said:
- From "adamwolyn"- How does the dumpster scene make me and others want to buy your outerwear?

Damn "Dr.DickButt", I couldn't have said it better myself!

Seems pretty obvious, you buy the outerwear and you wont end up naked in a dumpster with a bunch of homeless dudes. Solid sales through fear. You best go buy a virtika sweater, you dont want to end up naked in a dumpster do you?
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Sounds like you need to add me to the marketing team. My rates are reasonable and my party boner is huge.
 
13208419:Foxxy-Bang said:
We are all wondering this….Whose idea was it to have a bunch of guys get naked and cuddle in a dumpster together?
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I rather enjoyed the big fleshy mess of men covered in moldy condiments and filth. What's not to like? :P
 
- From ".hugo."- Uhh I thought he owned a plane?

I do own a 6 seat Piper Lance, the one that was in Last Friday and This Friday. I got the hook up on the jet from a buddy of mine.

- From "Gnarco"- Why is NS full of so many haters?

Good question. From what I have been able to decipher over that past decade or so, a lot of young, sexually frustrated boys that are confined to their parents basement seem to occupy their time on the internet. This frustration in their lives seems to spill onto sites like NS and you see a lot of kids who would never have the balls to say anything to your face, making negative comments behind the safety (and anonymity) of a computer keyboard. It would appear that this (and chronic, obsessive masturbation) are forms of therapeutic release for them.

All kidding aside, I think that everyone should be entitled to their own opinion, good or bad. I see no issue in people expressing themselves on the internet. Our Friday videos have been extremely popular, in part, due to the mixed responses that we get from people who watch them.

- From "Nippolas.Cage"- David Lesh, you were once at my house talking about how you wanted to botox your balls and then have the hair on them lazered off. Have you realized your dream of balls smoother than bowling balls or do your balls still look like an old man chin?

I have not realized my desire to laser my ball hair off, yet. I am still looking into such possibilities in my quest for balls smoother than Mr Clean's silky dome. However, I have begun wearing boxer briefs in an attempt to keep the sagging and wrinkling to a minimum.

- From "steezejibber"- What was school like after going on that court show?

They actually showed that Judge Mathis episode live at our high school of 2,500 people. The chick who I sued (and her friends) became HUGE bitches to me and would give me the finger every time they passed me in the hallway. The girl I sued stopped going to school and completely fell off the radar. I moved out of my mom's house for senior year and was the only kid at school to have their own house so naturally it became a big party house. She (and her friends) wanted in on the good times and befriended me again that year. No one has seen or heard from her since though.
 
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