Question: What Type Of Music Do You Masturbate To?

yeah in 7th grade this one guy started jacking off in french class then everyone started calling him boner ben
 
Well I can't want to speak for you, but every couple of weeks in school i hear a new story about some kid beating it in class, and i'm calling bullshit
 
i think every guy has whacked it to this song.

you grab a beer, turn on the xbox, rub one out real quick, then shoot some people in the face.

 
boom chik awwhah wah cik a wah wah, or what ever stupid soundtrak is playing on that particular porn
 
haha, every muscle flexed, biting the lower lip, and hitting like mach 3 with the motions while curled up into a tight little ball, that's furious masturbation

usually i'm hearing moaning and "fuck me in the ass" type noises accompanied by some loose whore getting the shit fucked out of her by a tattooed mexican
 
ahaha, that's when donna catches eric in her bathroom. Then he's like "YOU DO IT TOO!!". gay thread btw
 
this little kid in my 7th grade class was sitting with his book over his pants to cover his boner and it was so obvious and then the teacher called on him and he sort of waddled to the front of the room half bent over and half standing up, the whole class just started laughing
 
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I had my speakers up really loud to listen to that miley cyrus song, that was fucking scary as hell
 
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