Question: What Type Of Music Do You Masturbate To?

[SteezyAintEasy]

What Type Of Music Do You Masturbate To?

List it here

this should get mad funny.

 

[Skierguy1234]

you're a fucking creeper.

 

[doritos]

Uhm.. girl sounds. It's usually accompanied by video, so it's not as weird as you think.

 

[SteezyAintEasy]

I got paid to put this up

 

[danbrown]

I'm Fucking You Tonight - The Notorious B.I.G.

Cherry Pie - Warrant

 

[Mike34113]

no music?

 

[SteezyAintEasy]

I like techno gets the blood flowin

 

[AptosFreeskier]

Wu-Tang Clan

"wu-tang clan ain't nothing to fuck, wit wu-tang clan ain't nothing to fuck wit, wu-tang clan ain't nothing to fuck wit"

 

[k-rob]

R&B. but i don't masturbate very often.

 

[-Mugatu]

ahhhhh, ohhh yeahhh... give it to meeee. ahhhhh OWWWWWW YEAHHHHH

 

[beezey]

technine

duh

 

[SteezyAintEasy]

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

the barbie girl song...furiously

 

[doritos]

Hahahaha "furiously" made me laugh so hard. Something about furious masturbation is hysterical.

 

[Parker.]

are you going to masturbate to this thread? get a life. or at least a new website

 

[SteezyAintEasy]

have some fun

my god

 

[Dylan_]

not with or near you i wont have fun..

 

[SteezyAintEasy]

lol i walked right into that one.

 

[doritos]

Hahahahaha I love how seriously everyone is taking this thread. The internet is serious business, folks.

 

[Benhamine]

No I agree with him. Its weird. Go to a Young Confused Boy forum you'll get better responses I swear.

 

[Dr.Scholl]

afro man

duhhhhh

 

[SteezyAintEasy]

and that's coming form a guy with a pot leaf avatar

 

[doritos]

The thing is... who the fuck listens to music when they masturbate? Honestly, like when is the last time you're like "Alright, I got my scented candles, my red lights... time to bump some Marvin Gaye and make a night of it". It's just to see who can come up with ridiculous responses to a stupid fucking question.

 

[Benhamine]

Yea I smoke weed. Is that a problem?

 

[SteezyAintEasy]

exactly.

 

[doritos]

Alright I'm not taking your side any more, you can't be serious.

 

[k-rob]

my music is usually already on when i start jerking it...i don't turn it off when i'm in the mood...

 

[Benhamine]

exactly. haha

 

[beezey]

your god?

why can't he be his god?

or someone else's god, your selfish

 

[SteezyAintEasy]

never mind i was gonna hate on stoners but then i realized that 3/4 of this site is made up of them

 

[Skierguy1234]

in that case....

and my apologies.

 

[MrJesseHealy]

Yeah really. I gotta agree. I mean I don't do it anymore, but really, it's ok if you don't wanna do it yourself, no onw will care. But to hate on other people for doing what they wanna do isn't cool.

 

[ben_southworth]

emo death metal no doubt.

no, its actually not usually my choice.
i dont produce the movies.

 

[Benhamine]

I like your sense of humor. I laughed.

 

[Dr.Scholl]

that seventies show

 

[Mezmerize19]

whatevers on really. sometimes its Slayer, sometimes is Calvin Harris, sometimes its even Mustard plug. Its varies

 

[doritos]

+ Karma, wasn't sure anyone was gonna catch that.

 

[beezey]

Thanks I give it a shot everyonce and a while

 

[KarmaSkiier]

I LIKE IT WHEN YA CALL ME BIG PAPA THROW YA HANDS IN THE AIR IF UZ A TRUE PLAY

 

[SteezyAintEasy]

love that song

 

[WikiWiki]

aww shit - i just skeeted hard core- why did u put that up man- ruined my pants- fuuuck

 

[the420skier]

don't u mean what type of music do you FUCK to, ur a tard

 

[Mezmerize19]

 

[Alex_G]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Dylan_]

some kid jacked off in 6th grade during math class. ( no joke) so i guess he gets off to the teachers voice

please dont say pics or it didint happen it was in 6th grade.

 

[AALT]

pics or it didnt happen.

 

[popNfresh44]

it wont let me embed, but CLICK it its worth it. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=860dqUDPQHw

 

[Benhamine]

hahaha holy shit that song is nuts. This is one of the versus.

I pull my knife and slide it into your rectum

You shake in pain, I enjoy fucking you

Take it all whore, as I fuck you hard

Blood and shit running, out of your open anus

Fucking you in your rectum, my cock covered in shit

Forcing you to suck me, lick your shit from my dick

hahahaha wtf?

 

[landonn]

prolly girl noises and also fuck the pain away by peaches, and then when a girl does it fo rme, its usually 50 cent or some techno

 

[SkiUnit03]

hahahaha those sound like the worst lyrics ever.

pretty funny though

 

[ThaLetterM.]