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What do girls look for in guys, superficialy...im not talkin about a nice personality and shit here...i mean like looks and such, possesions ect...

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
i'll put it this way, if all you have going for you is looks and possesions, you're not gonna get alot of girls except well slutty ones who don't want a relationship. then again maybe that's what you're looking for.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
big dick + big balls = gut crushing and children

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
its all about if you got a car ahouse and a big bank account.

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
ahh fuck i gotta take a big shit, be back in a few dudes

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
when you get back tell us how big it was in diameter, and if the answer is les than 1 inch, proceed to go find the high bridge or building and jump off it. We dont take kindly to people who shit small.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
it was a ghost poo!! it dissapeared

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Once I had a poop of 2 inches of diameter, but then I realised it was just my girthy, dark penis that had fallen in the toilet bowl.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
i haven't ghosted in years, i love checkin out the size though of my poo's. one time it was a monster, like a chode, as wide as long, like a big cheese ball, gnarly

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High North Session 2, 2004 message me if u goin also

NS Philosopher
 
dos nobodE takE my queston serious?

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
nope

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
nope, fuck u, ur a homo if u hae to ask how to get chiks on the internet

I would really appreciate it if you would shut the fuck up.

Do me a favor, kill a racer.
 
they like 2 inch dicks like urs

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'well u think gay means cool, so when u get called gay 30 times a day, u can be totaly stoked' skifree_MT

KILL GATE RAPERS

fucking ski fucker

 
i din ask for how to get chicks, i ask what they lok for superficaly, i get all the chik i want...lol

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
cj, trust me on this one, it's all about the chest hair.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
first it is looks, then once they get to know you they will look at personality, then once shes getting in your pants its all about the penis size baby... lets hope it be magnum

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
^hahaha!!!

i like pooing!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
 
does anyone have a theory for ghost poos? It has baffled me for years.

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Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but in the end, it doesnt get you anywhere. Write that down.
 
theyre the haunted remains of poo's from the past.

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
who you callin a wigger, smigger

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
skiing ability

tall

nice somewhat dark complexion

good hair which can be long or short, just has to be nice

weed to share out of the kindness of their heart

-Lauren

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!
 
^oh darn i'm not dark skinned. how do you do a reverse michael jackson?

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
^girls that will soon have no ties give it up a lot easier....you should definitely be the ''guy she fucks before she leaves'' because if it's not you it'll probably be some one else

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
go for it

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
this is how i get girls. if i'm just walking down the hallway at school and i see a hot girl, i just walk up her, smoothly say hey, look her straight in the eye....then just whip it out.

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East//Side//Films
 
i am a girl so this is mean to the girl but, start a relationship with her now, then fuck her all the time..... but dont get attatched and dont let her get too attatched, then you'll have an awesome summer

~Ella

i put a dead mouse in the microwave, and it turned into a princess with emphysema.

-Petek

GIRLS OF NS REPRESENT!!!!

fucked knees for life

*if you are going to fuck up, fuck up big*
 
^ haha i cant believe a girl said that...hey umm, ahh...can i have your number?

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Team Fresh

'Coolcat has officially dethroned Atlantaski, and is now the King of NS Idiocy. You're singlehandedly lowering the standard of this site. Good job, jackass.'- J.D._May

 
also being a girl i think the summer fling is a good idea,im also a virgin but i come off as a 'good girl' so no one tries to hook up with me

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
she's MINE dude.

hahaha ella.

but I second that, really who need the emotional baggage. no one, girls don't really want relationships they just feel obligated to follow the image of the compassionate nuturing emotional woman.

-Lauren

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!
 
VTskibum totally has it. you know she's not looking to form anything serious, but of course she's gonna need some lovin til she leaves. just don't get attached like a retard

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
Look at my pic.

Thats what they want

I AM MAN.

My phat ride to pick up a date is a bike built for 2.

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
tall

good skier

nice hair

good shoes

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---Kloie---

skiing=radical

my drinking team has a skiing problem
 
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