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fairygirl

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My friend came up to me today, and he was like, 'Imagine this: A close male friend of yours is dying, and you are the only person capable of saving his life. However, the way to save him, is to give him a hand job. Would you save his life, or let him die?'

After thinking it over, I decided that I probably would. What would you guys/girls do?

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
a handjob?? thats weak... if you wouldnt then you are not a good friend.

'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
 
im not feeling so good..i think im dying...but a magic handjob would make me feel better!

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Go Carolina!
 
He's sick? What do I do? Call a doctor? No! I know, I'll just give him a hand job and he will instantly be cured!

I'd probably do it, as long as it was a friend, and not some scary old man. lol

'Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.'
 
hell yea i'd do it.....its just a hand job. i mean...did i just say that? haha

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
i would frikin give him head for god sakes EVEN IF I WASNT DYING!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK

IM HILARIOUS!

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
i ment to day

EVEN IF HE WASNT DYING....

but i messed up just another reason to hurtle myself of a cliff....

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
haha this is totally from Scary Movie 2 where the girl gives the guy a hand job when they are trapped in the freezer~he says he has to have one or else he will freeze to death~haha funny movie

Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
 
id do it

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
is a hand job some mystical curing thing? cool.

and if some chick is gunna save my life, she might as well get herself off and just jump on and enjoy the ride... i mean fuck, a chick don't get anything out of a handjob, it's not even a blow job (which a lot of girls actually enjoy giving)... silly question.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'so are we sleeping togeather after formal?' friend to his date the day before formal.
 
hahah you people... what kind of question is that? it's not like it's a person of the same sex either... *cough*kids*cough*

Cryss I think I'm coming down with something.

MD... Dain bramaged.
 
heh, if it was a close friend to you id think youd do anything so save their life when it came down to it.

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
what the hell... its only a hand job.. i would do it....

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SOUTHEAST REPRESENTIN'

later..EMILIE

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www.appskimtn.com
 
That sounds like a really good pick up line: 'I am dying, the only way I can live is if you give me head'

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

'I am gay'

-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?

 
hmm yes it does, i might just try it

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
i wouldnt be that bad....you feel like a loser after...but they lived...

kinda like that time on survivore where that girl peed on the guys hand to get the poison out of a bite he got from a fish..

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
ha, ur supposed to suck on the bite to get the poison out...

wait, fairygirl i guess that would work in your case, its not a hand job but if someone were to get bit there you could suck it out, therefore curing them

brilliant!

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
uh, are you trying to share some of ur family history here or something?

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
And to think we spend billions of dollars on aids and cancer research. All we need is some sluts!

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Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
thats a fuckin retarted question, who wouldn't? a better one is:

If your 3rd best friend is dying, and to cure him, you had to fuck him up the ass and he had to fuck you up the ass, would you save his life?

i cant wait to see who says yes........

fuck, said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
Well skipimp_ I think my friends and I would have to say 'nice knowing ya man!' What if he dies anyway? Then he died assfucking his straight friend. Pretty easy question in my opinion!

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Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
No way in hell. The motherfucker can die, I'm not sacrificng my sexuality for that dead bastard. hand job or shitpushing, there's no way.

What has 100 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?

-My zipper

There's an old saying down on the bayou...Blehhh!!!
 
ok, what if your friend was of the opposite sex and they used a strap on to fuck you, and you had to fuck her in the ass

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
than thats different, but still pretty twisted

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
so you're answer is....?

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
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