I've got the skier-shag white-boy fro, a couple minutes with a trimmer, and I'd have a mad mullet. Shit, if I'm moving to Golden and buying a used pickup truck for $1500 that's ten years old, has 400,000 kms, and runs on propane I gonna need the mullet. Some chew, some CC, a mossberg 12-gauge and a box of clays and I'm off to mary my cousin. Yeehaw!