Question for the girls on NS

[StickDonkey]

This might be kind of weird but I have some lingerie from a past relationship that was basically never used and I'm thinking about giving it to my current GF. Do you guys think this would be to weird? I hate to just throw it away...I could tell her it's new and that I took the tags off? I really want advice from the females on this but anybody is welcome to chime it.

 

[CashmereCat]

Or you could wear it yourself. That's what I would do. That'll surprise your girlfriend now won't it?

 

[Sno.]

wtf.

 

[StickDonkey]

It's too small : (

 

[cheener12]

thats pretty fucked julien

 

[Dustin.]

"Basically never used lingerie" is an even more idiotic phrase than the kids that post "Mint condition Jiberish, 8/10" in sales.

 

[Jro.]

pee on the clothes then pee in her butt

 

[Huck_Norris]

Regift it to your mom for Xmas.

 

[artfullydodged]

Just throw it out man.

 

[Sno.]

oh god, I didn't even see that he wrote "basically"---this must be a troll.

 

[Parrish]

But...I only washed it twice!

 

[Bogs]

how is it under that bridge, mr. troll?

 

[FuckAllOfYou]

"9/10 NEVER WASHED RIDDEN WHOLE SEASON FEW SMALL HOLES $100 SHIPPED!!! NO OBO! MINT CONDITION RARE!"

 

[Anathema]

dude, your mission is to get as many girls as possible to wear that same lingerie.

 

[StickDonkey]

Best response so far. I'm not trolling basically means it was used once and worn for about 45 seconds. I really wanna see her in it because I think she would look incredible. That's why I'm asking. I just don't know how weird it would be if she realizes it's been worn before.

 

[Sno.]

it wouldn't just be weird-- you would be a first class asshole--and you would definitely not be getting laid by her--probably ever again.

 

[whoa-dere]

hahaaaaaaaaaa you only lasted 45 seconds

 

[StickDonkey]

We'll see. I had a similar thread to this one a few months ago about sex toys that you guys seemed to be a lot more receptive to. I wonder why that is?

 

[uni-corn]

Not recommended.

On the flip side, tell her you found it left over and threw it away right quick because it reminded you of her, etc. etc. etc. Then get her some NEW lingerie.

Brownie points through the roof!

 

[Sno.]

I think he means it was on the floor in 45 seconds.

 

[last_tango]

sell it on craigslist to some weirdo and get new lingerie with the funds of that and a 8th of kush.

 

[StickDonkey]

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/752757/

 

[StickDonkey]

Correctomundo!

 

[taylornicky]

If it has NEVER been worn and she has no clue that it has been sitting in a drawer for a few years, then I say go for it.But then again, she'll get super pissed off if she finds out. so you'll either get a hot chick in lingerie or your dick cut off.

 

[Sno.]

read on...it has been worn.

 

[uni-corn]

I'll just leave this here...

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Depends, is your new gf that milf with a kid? If so, do it because I'm sure she is sick of buying her own lingerie.

 

[Vino]

Offer them to your mom on christmas ??

 

[StickDonkey]

How the hell did you find that? lol

 

[Sno.]

ahahahahaha, me too

 

[StickDonkey]

Her ass is way too big and she has huge fake boobs. No way she's fitting into it.

 

[uni-corn]

So are you and Steve getting pretty serious then?

 

[StickDonkey]

Indeed it is

 

[uni-corn]

He is on the right.

Can also be seen here, on the right:

 

[StickDonkey]

Yes I'm the one in the jean shorts and it was a joke. I wore those to the beach at South Padre on Spring Break : )

 

[uni-corn]

People make things too easy.

 

[StickDonkey]

I thought my profile was set to private

 

[uni-corn]

Not the profile pictures.

 

[Sno.]

lols. No, it isn't.

 

[theBearJew]

same thing happened to me. I just put it in the trash.

 

[uni-corn]

We have all made that mistake at least once on here. I remember those days...

 

[GirthBrooks]

this thread just got even better

 

[iH8pow]

your going about this all wrong...

say it is gently used lingerie, never splooged on, show picture of hot naked girl, sell lingerie on newschoolers for profit

your gf deserves better than lingerie that was for another girl

 

[-WZ-]

nice shorts

 

[StickDonkey]

That's hilarious. Anything for the sake of comedy : )

 

[Huck_Norris]

Just give her those jorts man, problem solved!

 

[shibby]

you should sell it online. lots of girls make bank doing that, cash out brah

 

[StickDonkey]

If I can get her to wear it I will take a pic and post it on here : )

 

[taylornicky]

 

[no_steeze]

I don't think that's how sex works...