question for girls

i'm tall and have dark shaggy hair and eyes. Wooo for me

'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'

-Aesop Rock
 
it's all in the eyes...my ideal guy is...lets see 6 feet, tan skin, light brown hair, blue eyes, soccer build, but he skis too...wait a minute, that's my ex boyfriend...GOD DAMNIT.

BoardomGuitar:

We're the newschoolers not the dumbasscantdojackshitschoolers.

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
i play soccer..but still ski alot..have dark hair, and im tan, with fairly dark eyes..i almost fit..cept for that damn 6 foot deel..m only 5'8. hahahaha

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what really turns me on is when a guy is in dress pants and a long-sleeved shirt adn tie w/ the tie a lil loose, mayeb the first button undone, the shirt either tucked under or out and most importantly the sleeves are rolled up to a lil below the elbow. just having the sleeves rolled up adn the forearms showing really turns me on, especially if can see a vein or 2. but hey, that's just me. adn i'm totally serious about this too

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
 
yah i like the relaxed look, some guys can even pull off sporting nice sweats, a sense of humor can turn me on...o yea must'nt forget the hair, and definitely the cologne...mmm yumm....Victoria Secret's 'Sexy for Him'...great stuff

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
freezy, what do u do that requires u to get all dressed up for work?

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
 
You know what's really hot? Kinda tan, dark brown hair, sorta muscular(at least in the arms and legs...wiry chicken legs aren't so good), and bright blue eyes. I crushed on a guy like that for so long...his eyes creeped me out at first cause they were so bright (they actually gave me nightmares), but after a while I got used to them. Shortish, kinda spiky hair is also good.

Honestly though, when I make a connection with a guy, then I'll usually think he's gorgeous no matter what.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
 
Well, in theory i'm good looking. In theory, communism is good. In theory, the core could be a good movie

I think i'm going crazy...

According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
 
^ ahahahha

2 Inchers Club

Tical: so this one dude says to the other

Martock_Freestylist: he said Tical shush ur mouth

FilmingBitch: yup

 
I def. look for a guy that is taller than me cause I'm pretty tall and it is just kinda akward when the guy is. Don't get me wrong, that isn't a deciding factor, I've dated guys that weren't, but it is def. a plus to things. And sure looks matter, thats how everything attraction starts, but it's the pesonality that keeps the chick wanting to come back. If a guy is hott but calls me a bitch or blows me off, I'm not gonna ever call him again. Funny, care free/easy going, and a good smile are huge turn ons...

 
SHOES?! WTF? SHOES??!! u kidding?? When I look at a chick, I'm looking at her tits and ass and stuff and imagine what she'd look like naked on a table with her legs over my shoulders screaming for more. she could have garbage bags duct taped to her feet for all I care. for the record, I wear filthy, worn out Vans.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
so romance, and being a gentlemen means absolutely nothing to women, no matter how many chik flicks there are.

I think i'm going crazy...

According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
 
au contraire mon ami...romance and being a gentleman does work..at least for me it does

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
 
even if girls say they don't like, they will all go awwwwwwwwwwwww over it

2 Inchers Club

Tical: so this one dude says to the other

Martock_Freestylist: he said Tical shush ur mouth

FilmingBitch: yup

 
then howcome it wasnt mentioned here whatsoever?

I have plenty of friends who are hopeless romantics, and they never get women, so i stopped hanging out with them

I think i'm going crazy...

According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
 
dude i like how this has turned into every guy on this site trying to get laid

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
6'1, 196 lbs, blue eyes brown hair with natural blonde highlights, football player, skier, iq of 136.

I think i'm going crazy...

According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
 
Its nice when a guy is a gentleman- like the holding open the door thing and whatever. And flattery always works for me (but only if its genuine). I just like knowing that he respects me, and if he treats me well then its all good. And being truthful with each other helps aswell- you don't have to tell each other everything, but if she asks something which is obviously important to her, then tell her!

sarah@newschoolers.com
 
how can u respect the lesser sex?

I think i'm going crazy...

According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
 
yeah we suck

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
sigh, krongos, you had to ruin the ultimate foot-in-mouth for me

I think i'm going crazy...

According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
 
I can fit my foot in my mouth...sometimes it cuts the back of my throat though if my toenails are too long

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
 
HOT

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
would any of you lovely ladies be interested in a 16 year old canadian boy, 6'3, 160 lbs, well tanned, long, dark-brown curly hair, green eyes, skier/triathlete? anyone? but of course this is all a theoretical situation, so, you know...

Joel
 
wow, 6'3' 160, im 6 foot 160 and im pretty thin, you must be skinny as hell

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
flip flops

i like guys in flip flops

and shaggy hairr

and guitar playing

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proud member of the 802

'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes
 
your all fuckin pussies. smoke weed and fuck bitches

It's that millenium ridiculous flow, I never let go

brothas gettin knocked out is part of my show

Let 'em know who they fuckin with yo, a rhyme wrangler

Tri-angular push-up the hillside strangler
 
what about the hair...anybody here like red hair? its dark, not orange....

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.......10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
 
and i ski...

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.......10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
 
sure. you'd love to marry a gentlemen, but you don't want to bang a gentlemen, you want someone that's hot. just like us guys, right now I'm looking for a hot woman (who isn't brain dead and someone I like being around) weather she has qualities that would make a great wife doesn't matter to me.

- Mike

'i love your velcro shoes baby....you just look soo cute in them.....my little retard *hugs*' - Stacy to Dave Pauls
 
words of wisdom from el mikeo

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
thanks chris... phone sex, friday?

- Mike

'i love your velcro shoes baby....you just look soo cute in them.....my little retard *hugs*' - Stacy to Dave Pauls
 
uhh i sorta agree with mike?? haha yea, with the whole romantic/gentleman thing, girls like it a lot...coming from the right guy. I mean u gotta be somewhat attracted to him. Romance and gentlemaness (i dont even think thats a word) can't make up for everything.....wow i feel shallow...but its true..

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
i always notice teeth..i mean some girls have the eye thing goin on but i always notice teeth first..tan guys w/ a nice stomach and light hair and good..

and guys that are really skinny just scare me..i was good friends w/ a skinny guy last summer and i wouldn't ever swim in a bikini w/ him cuz i was so self conscious of it..

but a guy really has to have a killer personality to be worth anything..

and to the guy w/ the black pumas w/ red stripe--those sound like sweet shoes so whoevers wearin em must be pretty cool too

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fuck.
 
Hat. Hat. Hat.

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
yeah they are sweet

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
back to the gentleman thing...if comes from a total retard that's been pissing you off for an entire night, then you want to smack him so hard. This guy tried and help me out of the car and hold my purse. I said 'I can carry my own stuff' he said 'No you can't'. I hit him upside the head 'accidentally' while jumping out of the car. Oops buddy...

It's totally sweet if it comes from the right guy, and they aren't a comeplete fuckwad.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
 
i suck at getting chicks...i'm so frustrated...i'm one of those romantic kind of guys that just get screwed over because of the badass guy. I really gotta change my personality

 
^wow, that actually really sux...

this one really sweet/sensitive/romantic guy liked me once, he even came to my door on valentines day and gave me a rose? but i liked his best friend...which is kinda wierd, cuz his best friend had more of a potential to be a jackass

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
wait..almost landed- don't be a poser hehe, if your not an asshole, don't become one...not the way to go..

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
romance gets you nowhere unless you're already in a relationship. remember that, and showing up outside her house playing a song will just get you arrested.

- Mike

'i love your velcro shoes baby....you just look soo cute in them.....my little retard *hugs*' - Stacy to Dave Pauls
 
^hehe true...girls can sometimes get easily creeped out

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
assholes get all the pussy, as long as they have all their teef

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
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