Question: Am I an idiot?

rebel

rebel

Active member
Answer: Yes.

Last night I made out with an 18 year old chick that I just hired in backseat of my boss's car. Yeah.... then I puked in the backseat of my boss's car. I need a new job.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
hahaha, thats possibly the greatest way to get fired iv ever heard, props

what did the whales ever do for us?
 
no way i would have done teh same thing

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
Oh, I'm not fired, just extremely embarrassed and I feel so bad. I might also be dead for puking in my boss's boyfriend's Lexus. He's much bigger than I am, and not too happy about it.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
so wait a second, ure boss is gay?

so they touch there skis now?-my grandma after watching RFA
 
or his boss is a woman, oh and way to go jay, did ya crush her guts with the man steak?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
YES JAY! That's fantastic! I'm sure Tan won't mind.. when I first read your story, I was thinking it was Craig's car... now that'd be a firing! Anyway, at least she wasn't 15...

Matt

 
would have been better if she was 15......

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
Well done Jay...I told you to make her sleep her way to the top...didnt actually expect you to though...lol

CMc - *NSFD*

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
My boss is a hot Asian chick with HUGE tits. The assistant manager, now he's gay. Awsome guy too.

Matt, I don't know what I would do if it was in Craig's (the owner) car. As if this isn't bad enough. On the plus side though, I did get to make out with a cute 18 year old chick. Yay legal.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
i dont think the age is so much the issue as it is also sexual harassment if you hired her as well.

so they touch there skis now?-my grandma after watching RFA
 
haha you should start a cult

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
JAY you SEXY motherfucker! You rock!

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Its not the size of the army, but the fury of its onslaught
 
sorry to hear about her age. must be a bummer getting those old chicks.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
you shouldve set the car on fire, it would have been a more surprising and climactic ending

It might feel good, it might sound little somthin, but damn the game if it dont mean nuthin
 
Oh, I imagine the night had a climatic ending nonetheless.... BONERTIME!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
In canada, the age of consent is 14. She was fair game years ago.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

-switchskier88
 
good job..and natalie portman is here....i think she says hi...but i cant tell with all the gurgling

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
no...im a uhhh....male porn star tester outer....

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
I just talked to my boss. Firing me would be 1000 times better than what they plan on doing to me. I actually pleaded with her to just fire me.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
damn you timber..im the male...it'd have to be youre bull....

and whats 1000 times better than getting fired..just the embarassment?

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
tell us jay

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
whats worse then being fired, do tell

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Urban Productions

*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
the whales gave us lots of blubber!

mmmm hot whale blubber...

the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!

 
cant you just quit?

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
I'm told that head office is going to send out a newsletter about me. The entire company already knows anyway, but what you have to understand is that I already tried to quit once so getting fired wouldn't bother me. That's why I was given responsibility for recruiting new staff.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
a newsletter about jay?

Is it going to say:

''Beware of this man! Hide the women and children!''

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Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
i think its hilarious your whole company is getting a newletter about you...u should grab one and post it here

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
Yeah, seriously... hide your children... he's hit 18 already, and who knows how low he can go...

Teddy

Poniverus

''Freshmen are kind of like cocaine... hella fun, but still dangerous.'' - kamikaze
 
6 is pushing, i wouldnt go any lower than that so jay, your in the clear

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
do they know everything about the girl, or just the puking? how did they find out!

and jay, no matter what the consequences... you da man. thats a story to tell to all the little indian grandchildren.

'If there's a nipple, download it, then delete it.' - Matt Harvey
 
well, if u think about it, this newsletter may bring some more 'back seat business'

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'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
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