Question about sex toys

StickDonkey

StickDonkey

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Sorry if this offends anyone but I really want to know. My last girlfriend was kind of a freak and after we were together for a few months she told me that the only way she has ever gotten off was with a vibrator. We went and bought one for her to use at my house during sex and she also had one that she kept in her drawer at home. Sex got a lot crazier after that and a lot more frequent. After I caught her cheating and after we split up I still have this perfectly good vibrator/dildo that I spent like 30 bucks on. I've gone back to sleeping around a little bit and was wondering, if I were to break this thing out during sex with some random chick would she freak out and think I was an absolute freak? They seem to really enjoy it from past experiences so why not? I've kept it clean. Your thoughts?Everybody Wangchung Tonight
 
Uhh...ask first? Don't just whip it out and be like, "Sup? This is going in your ass tonight while I bang you from behind."
 
they're going to think one of two things...1) that think has been in another girl...while hot in porn, pretty sure she won't be down with it. 2) that thing has been in your butt...i don't think i need to say more.

cut your losses and get rid of it. maybe post it up on craigslist?
 
Leave it locked away until someone straight up asks if you have one. If a chick is asking if you have one, she won't care why you have it as long as it's clean. If no one asks.....I dunno....throw a lanyard on that bitch and hang it from your rear-view-mirror.
 
bring it out before sex and just joke around with it. You know, chase her around the house with a dildo, always fun. She will get more comfortable with it then.
 
If it's some random chick why would it matter? If you can both get off without it then there's no need
 
no, through that shit away. your ex is a sloot and most girls will not be into that if its a one night stand type of deal. or get better at sex
 
Good responses so far but I need some input from some ladies. Also, I'm a pro at sex but sometimes they just need something that vibrates, ja feel? why not? I just hate to throw it away, also it's weird going back to normal sex after all that and yes my ex was/is a slut
 
One night stands do not require you to break out a dildo! If that happened to me, I'd think you were a total freak. However, there's nothing wrong with keeping it until you have a regular lay and then you can ask her if she'd be interested.
 
Man, you don't need a vibrator to get her off. If you do then she's broken. Man up and stick a finger in her ass.
 
vaginal/anal toys should be purchased new for, and ideally with, each new girl you date, don't reuse that shit. bondage toys you can reuse.
 
This. It's 30 bucks dude, just cut your losses and get a new one when the time comes for it. It would be weird for a girl to use one somebody else has used because its kinda gross, and it looks weird that you have one and don't have a regular lay
 
So you want to use it during sex without her thinking you're a freak?

Definitely keep it in your ass. You get to use it and get your freak on. And she doesn't even know its there
 
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Shopping is half the fun. I doubt anybody has ever made it all the way home afterwards without something going down.
 
So heres what you do.

Dismantle the entire fuckin' thing. Keep all the parts needed to keep it in running order tho.

Most likely you will now have the following parts:

-Outer body of vibrator (Toss it, I know you like phallic things but just trust me)

-Batteries and battery compartment

-Vibration module, should be a little motor attached to a small compartment

-Wiring and switch from batteries to vibrating module

Now I know this sounds bad, but itll be worth it. You're going to cut a small slit on the underside of your penis, just large enough to fit the vibration module inside. You need to run the wiring out through the slit and stitch the slit. Run those wires to the battery pack strapped to your thigh (I found those armbands for running with an Ipod work great for this).

Next time youre dickin a chick, hit the switch and blast off to pleasure town, baby. No need for awkward "Did this dude just pull out a vibrator" moments anymore. When your own real member has the potential to vibrate, you have the power to create a sea of female ejaculant- A power not even gods possess

 
So heres what you do.

Dismantle the entire fuckin' thing. Keep all the parts needed to keep it in running order tho.

Most likely you will now have the following parts:

-Outer body of vibrator (Toss it, I know you like phallic things but just trust me)

-Batteries and battery compartment

-Vibration module, should be a little motor attached to a small compartment

-Wiring and switch from batteries to vibrating module

Now I know this sounds bad, but itll be worth it. You're going to cut a small slit on the underside of your penis, just large enough to fit the vibration module inside. You need to run the wiring out through the slit and stitch the slit. Run those wires to the battery pack strapped to your thigh (I found those armbands for running with an Ipod work great for this).

Next time youre dickin a chick, hit the switch and blast off to pleasure town, baby. No need for awkward "Did this dude just pull out a vibrator" moments anymore. When your own real member has the potential to vibrate, you have the power to create a sea of female ejaculant- A power not even gods possess

 
Cant speak for other girls I would definitely never be down to use another girl's vibrator, ew. I say just throw it out.
 
If its just a vibrator and not a dildo break it out on a one night stand. She'll love it if not it'll just be funny ass story for you to tell us about
 
tell your old gf that you will give it back to her for one last lay. probs best you get rid of it even though girls are generally into trying toys even though they might not say it.
 
mail it to your neighbour or close friend with no return address. It would be weird and funny as fuck to get a dildo
 
Take the vibrator, find a horse, glue the vibrator to the horses forhead and then you have a unicorn! Show to little girls and families and get profit!
 
OK, it's Friday so more than likely I will be getting some vag tonight. I'm gonna bust it out and see what happens. I'll post the results tomorrow. I've actually slept with this chick before and she was pretty freaky so I'm optimistic. The one on the left...

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I'm pretty sure she's clean, slept with her a few times and I've had a few chicks go and get tested recently and they were good. Easiest way to get tested : )
 
just because they test clean doesn't mean you are. most diseases don't have a 100% infection rate, so you may have something that you haven't passed along yet, or the incubation period hasn't finished so you may have something that doesn't show up on tests yet. etc etc. go get yourself tested.
 
It didn't happen guys. My friend that I was riding with freaked out on somebody and got in a fight so we had to dip out before we got arrested and I left her at the bar. Her and her friend were too drunk to drive to my house after so no vag for this guy : (. She's coming down tonight for a bonfire so I will try again...Sorry to let you all down.
 
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