Question about Cum

theres only one thing you can do, call love line 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr drew will help you out

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
yeah, we want some details neil, if its completely clear then you got nothing to worry about, your still shooting blanks so fire all you want

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
the best is when you think youre going to shoot a blank, but then you bust a load in your gf's hair! yeahhh you scumbags im gunna jiz on your mom!

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
hahhaa yeah in the hair is funny, i have a story about that but ill leave that one alone haha

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i'd like to know why he's asking. maybe he's scared he got a girl pregnant

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
out of the seven, 13-15 year old girls in my drivers ed class.....5 of them were pregnant...that would suck soo much

paxie=odd name huh?? but im stil a ski goddess.

'oh for sure, mon petite chou-chou.' -candide thovex

** OFFICIAL MEMBER AND LOVE SLAVE OF THE NS LATENIGHT CLUB**

oh yea....love slave refers to Phrosty's love slave in particular

 
^in my sophmore class theres 4-5 out on maternity leave,except one who had her ugly baby towards the end of summer

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
why do they boil water when a baby is being born?

so if it dies they can make soup!

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
That's the scary thing about the internet. Anything you've ever said or done can be resurrected years later.

I'm fucked when I eventually run for president.
 
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736960:ElGato said:
dude your a fag...ask your mom or soemthing this is a skiing site...normally i dont tell people theyre gay but...i mean cmon
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NS seemed a lot better in '04, when people had tougher skin on the internet and you wouldn't get banned for saying a certain word.
 
13285700:.frenchy said:
NS seemed a lot better in '04, when people had tougher skin on the internet and you wouldn't get banned for saying a certain word.
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it was. at least NSG was a lot better....even with the recent mod cleanup the amount of pointless/stupid threads and 10+year bumps by members less than a year old is nauseating....you can't really be nostalgic about old threads if you weren't on the site (or even alive for that matter)
 
13285751:momsspaghetti said:
it was. at least NSG was a lot better....even with the recent mod cleanup the amount of pointless/stupid threads and 10+year bumps by members less than a year old is nauseating....you can't really be nostalgic about old threads if you weren't on the site (or even alive for that matter)
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Hell, even 2009 was pretty laid back to be honest.
 
13285751:momsspaghetti said:
10+year bumps by members less than a year old is nauseating
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case in fucking point:
https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/35458/Snowboarders-still-Hate---

member for 9 months, bumps 12 year old thread.

to me, the churn of old threads bumped by new members (for basically just for the thrill of doing so) is harmful to the overall health of NS.

basically, whenever an old, entertaining, thread is bumped from the depths of NS the experience of seeing early 2000s NS is deprived from others...i'm not really sure if there is a way to fix it, though
 
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