Quest For The Cougar

[panojibber.]

inb4 OP sends girl dick pics and everyone in his school sees them

 

[PJS.]

Do this, OP, if you want her to be bombarded with friend requests and dick pics.

 

[Puzzled]

Shhhhhh..

 

[El_Barto.]

hahaha

 

[PJS.]

Well I thought we were operating under the assumption that this is what OP wanted, but I could be wrong.

 

[.Hugo.]

Read the whole first page. He linked a picture

 

[JayDope]

lol, 18 a cougar? ive been with my fair share of older women, and by older i mean 30's 40's some with kids, but no 18 is just a teenager my young friend

 

[Dr.Dickless]

I would bone her, and then just see where it goes when she leaves, maybe youll really like her

you can tell shes a little crazy from the pictures though

 

[Puns]

more like mountin' lion

 

[Tall_Paul]

you're not even hot

 

[BertBoyd]

Just call her a girl not a cougar

 

[Rager]

that's fine man. Just link us to her facebook... problem solved.

 

[Bart.Man]

1. She's probably got herpes

2. She's definitely going to tell you she's pregnant when you try to dip out

3. She's probably absolutely insane if she just chats up random guys she's seen around HS, sniffing around for some dick

4. 18 is NOT a cougar!!!!!!

 

[Dragonite.]

lol OP.

 

[Lt-Aldo-Raine]

hahahahahah best post i've seen in awhile.

 

[E-Nix]

Just make sure she doesn't break the hot to crazy scale and you will be okay.

 

[MatRich]

no one posted her facebook page yet and advised her of this thread? what has newschoolers come to!

 

[ohmyglob8]

a wise man once said: "if she wants the D give her the D"

 

[Miomo]

 

[HenniferLopez]

wut to both of them ^

 

[El_Barto.]

its tough for a woman to accept that shes barren like a nuclear bomb test site. you'll be ok, we are here for you

 

[klayer_9]

This. OP is retarded, will probably get friendzoned.

 

[K-Dot.]

Dat icon

 

[MNS]

id do it for sure. shes a babe. whats her name

 

[TallTeeNation]

Technically you can be legally raped? sweet bro go for it

 

[HamFaceGirl]

I don't see what the problem is here, I would bang the hell out of some sophomores in my school

 

[MANDER]

do it. i dare you.

 

[MNS]

thats why i wanted her name haha. i already tried google reverse image search

 

[Yardie]

CAREFUL OP THEY ARE TRYING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE!!!

 

[Sno.]

wait, is this you? if so I don't blame her

http://www.facebook.com/#!/jack.whitney.56?fref=ts

 

[MANDER]

No, this is him:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1294450975

 

[Leafs2323]

Turns out an 18 year old is a cougar now....... hmmm news to me

 

[Sneaky_Aziz]

Oh dear

 

[Joebin]

No, sir. Youll have to abort after you give her the D.

 

[MANDER]

 

[ConnorD]

i lost +k

 

[BrewskiJr]

Well this is turning out most pleasantly for OP im sure! He's probably too busy trying to put his life back together. NS is starting to become the 4chan army

 

[Darth.Maul]

/Pokefistbump

You make us Ground/Rock type pokemon proud!

 

[Peach.]

 

[accualyisdolan]

Y u gotta b such a negative nancy?

 

[ForeverYung]

So we got his Facebook, but not hers? We need her profile so we can link this shit

 

[Calb3rt]

I didnt know aborting was possible without giving her "the D" first?