Quagmire

Lé.Skiing

Lé.Skiing

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post your fav. sayings from quagmire... mines does this look liek a Q to you.... how bout now

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
hello ladies..i dont want to come between you...or do i?...Oh im bad im bad

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
shmagma dude, its actually something like

-Hey there girlie, how old are you?

- 16

- 18 eh?

-MOMMMM!

_I like where this is going, alllright.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
I like 'Hey I was wondering if i could use your lawn..ohhhhohh....You guys got a towel?'

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
-Hi 911? No no... its caught in a window this time.

and the classic: HEH HEH! alright!

**CCR**
 
damnit you took mine^^

-oh man, whats that rash, i think its from that whore, thats is the last time i ever do someone a favor at the gas station

-paus-

-oh no, they i can here me, they can here me(then he starts playing the elecrtic guitar in his head)

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
911?

its quagmire

yeah yeah its window this time.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
 
911?

its quagmire

yeah yeah its in a window this time.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
 
The Hansons are so hot. ...What?!? I got magazines. Oh god!

'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
 
I sm not in tip to top condition right now so don't count of for accuracy

Peter'You had sex with two women and one man this weekend'

Q'No it was three women, oh wait, oh no, nooooo!'

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
-glen honey, i have a question for you.....what do you do for a living?

-i have a question for you.......why are you still here?

hi, my name is bill fleming. I enjoy long walks on the beach, candle light dinners, romantic bedside novels, and the works of Kenny G
 
ok heres how it goes:

-Hello how old are you

-16

-18, your first

-MOM!

-I like where this is going

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
**Opens Bathroom stall door see's girl hog-tied on ground**

-Dear diery... Jackpot

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
Hey Quagmire, you wanna go camping with us this weekend?

Campinge eh? No, the only tent i'm pitching this weekend is- well, you see where this is going, OH!

'Meet the new boss, same as the old boss....

-

Pick up my guitar an play

Just like yesturday

And I'll get on my knees and prayyyy...

We don't get fooled again!' -The Who

 
Peter: well we just made another 5 million dollars

Quagmire: yes, good thing we swore off women right peter?

Peter: yeah, im gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it

Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!

waaaayyy off but you'll all remember the episode with 'little griffins'

 
Q: So how good are you Brian?

Brian: Ok, you just came back from the philippines where you had sex with two philippino women and one philippino man.

Q: You mean three philippino women. Ha ha.

Brian: No, I mean two philippino women and one philippino man.

Brian: Oh no, oh god no... no no no!

Or

Cleveland: Ok, which celebrity could you do?

...

Quagmire: (Can't remember the first name) Hanson.

Peter: Quagmire... that's a guy

Quagmire: Ha ha, no way, you're kidding...

Joe: No, he's right, that is a guy.

Quagmire: Oh god... no... god, that means all those pictures, magazines, all the internet, every time I... AAAAHHH NO, GOD NO!

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
ya when you justrandomly spit out family guy quotes like some of my friend's do, it might be a good thing to know that people who don't watch the show think your a total douche bag

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
who doesn't watch the show, seriously?

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
well i watch the show but its not like a nightly ritual for me too sit down and watch family guy every nihgt, and i don't feel like saturating my mind with useless quoptations

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
i cant wait... 2 more months and then we get it back on TV

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
Quagmire: You could whore yourself out to a thousand women for 50 bucks a piece....

...Or 50 fat chicks for a thousand bucks a piece.

....What? Fat chicks need love too...... 'Cept they gotta pay.

___________________

Are we clear or do we have to take this e-outside?

--Crystal-needs-a-park
 
hahahah I remember all of those quotes

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
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