Quack, Quack...Oh, Yeah, Uhhhh.

alpentalik

alpentalik

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The place where I work is located on Lake Washington and the boss raises these ducks. Every time I sit down to eat lunch outside when its nice out dozens of ducks, young and old, flock to my side. Its really funny to watch them. Some of them fight, yeah, ducks actually fight, they go fo each other's throats and shit. Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. Any how, I think the ducks gets off on me because there are a few lady ducks that rub up against my leg and one of them jumps onto my lap, it scares the shit out of me! The one that jumps on my lap also lets me pet it, I named it 'Baby Girl' you know, like how Bernie Mack calls his youngest niece.

'You can't bake bread in a cold oven.'
 
When it jumped onto my lap sort of jumped a little myself, you know. I didn't really expect a duck to jump onto my lap, to make a short story shorter, when I jumped it fell and land on its back and looked at me funny, and then it did it again a few minutes later.

'You can't bake bread in a cold oven.'
 
that really is a great story. absolutly great. amazing almost.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box - GOING RICKTER!!!
 
duck vests.... hmmmm.... Dave are you thinking what I'm thinking?

MD... Dain bramaged.

'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.
 
ah great story there

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you bet I am mike... yea baby duck vests....

'you know - de bird dat walks around on da ground?'

'you mean a chicken?'

'ya dats it!'

Alex the crazy french kid telling me he liked to eat chicken.

 
Well, I went to work today and the ducks swam away from me, I was sad, but after a few hours I took a break and two came up to me, but I didn't have any food for them. Also, I bring a small plastic cooler to put my lunch in and water, a fucking squirrel ate a hole in it.

'You can't bake bread in a cold oven.'
 
Dave the breeding has begun. I'll have a duck suit in no time.

MD... Dain bramaged.

'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.
 
those fucking squirells!!!!!! You should kill them.

I like my boots like i like my women, rear entry.

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
 
Today the squirrels didn't bother me, and the ducks came back to me, i fed them some of my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Lot's of fighting, but no humping, sorry.

'You can't bake bread in a cold oven.'
 
kinda brings a tear to your eye eh?

reminds me of a guy.. and his ducks

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
holly fook have u ever felt the feet of ducks?? its so cool!

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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head

snowboarders get ass
 
smithers, do you think our plant is responsible for those ducks?

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box - GOING RICKTER!!!
 
its were they responsible for blinky the 3 eyed fish, not ducks

geez dont you know anything darryl?

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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head

snowboarders get ass
 
I posted them in Park Jumps, but they'll probably get move to Miscalaneous or something.

'You can't bake bread in a cold oven.'
 
hahahaha quite lovely

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My friend asked me if i wanted to lay out or go water skiing, and thats when i realized that i dint want to answer this question and or any other aquatic sports question and i didn't want to see any of these people again. Next thing I new I went nuts.

 
REspect goes out to the irresputable duck pimp.

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

everything you know is not true

`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
 
HAHA, what a weird country I'm about to visit, geez, lol.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
damn ducks

cant look away for two second and they are off humping some guy

dam it

fuckin water foul

---Live for Today---

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kinda reminds me of u and ur dad

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.

-Lat
 
i used to raise ducks and i was the only one that fed them so the ducklings would always follow me everywhere i went. they got ugly when they got older thoguh. they were some wierd ass ducks with mohawks

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
squirells are fucking crazy, my friend lives in a really old house and she didnt know but there was a pipe hole thing under her bed that squirells came in and raided her room for stuff for their nest, they were doing work on the house and they found crazy stuff like her 9th grade english final

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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
dont me jealous because ur dad raps u in the butt and mine doesnt o and he pisses in ur mouth

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.

-Lat
 
wtf are u talking about retard

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.

-Lat
 
such an awesome thread to bring back. For a second I thought alpentalik was back

~Ben

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Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

 
wow stowebum die he could out ski ur ass ne day.. nd i prolly could to and thats sad

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.

-Lat
 
dont be mad he inpregnated ur mom

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.

-Lat
 
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