Putting hand soap on your tooth brush by accident

lighting the wrong end of a cigarette is fucken nasty. ive done it a few times and felt really sick

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
haha, thats some awesome shit. i saw this drunk guy light 5 cigarattes at once, and the best part is that he doesnt even smoke. he was puffing like crazy too

 
not as bad as grabbing and smoking the cigarette from the other end while drunk... i did it once. i burned my lips

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well I washed my hands with toothpaste once, I guess thats pretty similar...

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
^haha. umm my thighs were realy sore so i put icy hott on them and it rubbed on my balls. omg i was in the worst pain ever, so i run up to the bathroom yelling and jump into the shower and turn the cold water on. it hurt even more. oh god that was the worst mistake ever. anybody else do this by accident?

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Yeah lighting the wrong end of a cigarette is funny

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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
I did the icy hot thing when I was stupid enough to try, needless to say it was one of the worst pains I have ever had in my life and I would not reccomend this unless you are a sadist

R.I.P Kp you will be remembered

J-crew
 
people would put icy hot on people's underwear when they take showers at my school. its so funny to see their confused facial expression turn into agony as they run back into the showers. good times....

 
i havent put the soap on my toothbrush but one time i went to wash my hands and used toothpaste

in my phone book theres a guy with the name of Harry Surprise.. - Jibvermont
 
I once "accidently" did the icy hot thing, but it was with flexall ( like 100 times stronger) I was crying for like half an hour while I was taking an ice cold shower. Then it felt good. But my point is... The pain is not worth it.

 
at least you guys havent brushed your teeth with vagisil when your were hammered

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
hahaha my girls and i were at Kirkwood and one night KT put Chels' face acne medication stuff on her toothpaste. it was SO FUCKING FUNNY she puked for like, 5 min.

a girl at my school put SwimEar (drying alcohol for water in your ears) in her eyes thinking it was clear eyes. she had to be rushed to the hospital, poor girl!

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
can't say that i ever have. i mean, i would realized i'm squirting the shit out of a push top, and not squeezing out of a squishy bottle...

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
how about taking a chug from a bottle thats been used for ash and cigarette butts.... mm, tasty..

not.

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Just ski.
 
^thats the worst...waking up with a hangover and needing a drink really badly and the only bottle around you is the one you used as an ashtrey the night before and you dont realize that until its too late

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
 
my friend plays hockey, and in the locker room he told some kid to spray axe on his nuts, and he did it, and he was like running around screaming cas it burnt so bad lol.

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
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