PUT A CORK IN IT ZANE!

[ThaLetterM.]

I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE!

 

[marsland]

it'll be a straight walkoff, oldschool rules

 

[Nicholas.]

Mugatu, hes so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tin foil, tie a couplea fish hooks to it, and sell it to queen elizabeth as ear rings

 

[ThaLetterM.]

cut me i cant see out there

 

[Bini.]

a yougooglizer, one who speaks at funerals

 

[SlickRick.]

not again...

 

[J.Bass]

Hot bread Zeak!

 

[Mod]

You can derelick my balls, cap-i-tan.

 

[brennanmidwest]

MERMAN POP, MERMAN!

 

[killabees]

listen to ur friend billy zane hes a cool dude

 

[sampsihoyos]

i knew it was a joke meekus, i just didn't get it right away

 

[PagesHouse]

I watched this on tv last night!

 

[jimmychung]

HAN!....soooloooo

 

[Dr.Dank]

just watching it.

you didnt think i knew what a eugoogely was. did you

 

[ThaLetterM.]

but why male models?

 

[shagalabagala]

so...you can read minds?

 

[mothaeast]

OH word.

I don't know any quotes except for that one that I don't want to say because it's been said 1000 times.

 

[KillerMonkey]

well Ill be the first then

"Cool story hansel"

 

[ProducerXXX]

lolzl!

 

[hael]

"You can read minds?"

 

[doitbig]

Don't you know I'm LOCOOOO ESSE

 

[CZA]

I can derilick my own balls thank you very much.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

you think youre too cool for school..but you...arent

 

[fukeneh]

"well i got news for you walter cronkite...you AREN'T"

 

[chickenwang]

nooooooooo

 

[ECGove]

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACHINOS!

 

[BargainBinLaden]

thats my favorite part of the whole movie

 

[MistaFab]

im not an amniturner...

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

gas fight

 

[marsland]

i deserve to die if i cant even beat han-suckass at a walkoff

 

[doitbig]

...JITTER BUG!

 

[gnarzard]

but i got a news flash for you mr. walter cronkite... you're NOT

 

[derbski]

it must have been the first time I went through the second grade

 

[salamander]

Derek Zoolander center for kids who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too

 

[Line-Freeskier]

Damn that Hansel, He's so hot right now!

 

[shagalabagala]

i know that hand...

the 1982 bolivar watch catalog

 

[moonofendor]

ohhhh. its in the computer.

 

[hael]

It's IN the computer???

 

[CZA]

wrong

 

[derbski]

^yeah take it from the guy who has mugatu as his icon

 

[ECGove]

freak gasoline fight accident

 

[sowstochd]

you put the boom boom into my heart, u set my soul sky high wen your lovin starts, sends a jittabug into ma braiinn..yeah yeah..and a bang bang bang! wen my heart does the same!

 

[Bini.]

What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?!?!?!

 

[BeerGoggles]

Its not a mermaid, its a merMAN

 

[2+2=5]

.... ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACHINO!!!!!!

 

[BeerGoggles]

REAALLLLY long eh? You mean like a week?

 

[GetPitted]

"OBEY MY DOG!"

 

[2+2=5]

maybe theres more to life than being, really really, really ridiculously good looking...

 

[Dilla]

the files are inside the computer?

 

[kepler.]

nooo. please don't bring that in again

 

[bp.lando]

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty