Puppy Love?

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Holy shit! that kid sucks! getting taken up the ass by a rotweiler! ahahahaha!!!

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
haha i love it

"The sex was doggone good... butt a little “ruff!�

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?

who else but Lat^

*NS Skateboarders*
 
That's disgusting.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
HHAHAHAAHAHAH

haha "they dont know yet if the dog will be charged as a sex offender" hahahahahahaha

 
hahahaha

"no word yet on whether the dog is going to have to register as a sex offender"

I would rather discover a single fact, even a small one, than debate the great issues at length without discovering anything at all. -- Galileo Galilei, c. 1640

 
what if u came down and saw ur roommate doing that... i would get a camera and start to film and then post that shit hahahahahhahahah

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-------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
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- POOP DOWNKEE
 
if i came downstairs and my roomate was doing that and i had kids i woulda beat the shit out of him, what a fag, fucking a dog is bad but he was taking it from the dog, thats even worse

Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.

- Dalton Trumbo, 1970

 
i think i am going to vomit...

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
"he just wanted to see what it would be like to make love to a dog".........

1) Why the fuck would you even think of that.

2) Even if youre thinking it why the fuck would you try it?

that is fucked

If I tried that my kingpin would get stuck in one of the holes and id fly 357 degrees celcius and die- Mat(Deafboy)
 
Thats is freakn gross, but funny as hell.. yeah im sure there is a vidoe tape of him out there sum where

East Coast.
 
that guys is 20!!! He looks young.

Oh yeah....ahem....BAHAHAHAHAHA, that is some funny and gross shit.

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
 
yeah that guys crazy but that story was the shit hahahahhahahaha

if guns kill people then i can blame my pencil for spelling mistakes -Larry the Cable Guy-
 
bwahahahahha

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This is the llama. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 500 colonuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box.

I'll be the hiena, you'll see.

-llama

 
wait was that real?

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
hahaha what in the world would make you want to know what getting fucked by a dog was like.

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
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