PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS

[Algebra]

Condoms are for pussies

 

[Smuffy]

maybe its just cause i like music, but that was hilarious

 

[quaive]

 

[TheTristanator]

bump

 

[tuna.]

i literally just finished a powerpoint on the highly developed beer drinking culture in the czech republic, it's titled "czech yourself before you wreck yourself"

 

[Firewood]

Threads

 

[Puns]

What do you call a sexy pumpkin? A jack-off-lantern.

Tis the season.

 

[captainslack]

So it was my birthday recently and my grandma gave me this lovely box of cutlery, only when i looked inside it seemed to be missing all the knives and spoons,

'oh well', i thought, 'it's the fork that counts'

I went into th butcher's and said 'i bet you 5 dollars you can't reach that meat on the top shelf'

he said no, the stakes were too high.

Velcro-what a rip off.

So last night i was watching this documentary on how they put together the metal on boats.

it was riveting

All courtesy of Tim Vine

 

[iSmokeweed]

the psychic midget escaped prison!! there is a small medium at large

despite being so slow, i relish the fact that you mustard the energy to ketchup to me

 

[Poop_nugget]

hahhaaaa