Punk kids...

nichole

nichole

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Some punk kids drained the oil out of my mom's car and it fuked up the enginel. They have to now pay 1400 (estimate) to open up the engine and i do something like calibrate it!

Its like people siphoning off gas! Don't fuck with other people's car because if your caught they will A) call the cops B) kill you or C) beat you until the last inch of your life and then take you to the cops or parents and sue you! I will do the last to whoever I find messing with my car!

--Can't wait for Ski Season 05/06!!!!--
 
Or dissolve cyanide pills into your gas tank so when they go to suck out the gas, they'll get a lil' more than they bargained for. ;)

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if your car had no oil in it and your mom drove it without realizing before she threw a rod or burnt the rings or whatever happened........................SHES A MORON

 
nichole you wouldnt kill someone over that and if you did you would just screw yourself even worse...i know you're talking out of anger so ima let this slide

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i want to get those flamethrower things that shoot up from under the car when someones tampering with the lock.

I ski at the crappiest hill ever...

 
i saw that shit i think on ripleys those are so cool but not worth the money haha

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i think this is it

I ski at the crappiest hill ever...

 
haha, thanxs for letting that slide and yes i was talking out of anger cause i had to share my car with my mom for 2 weeks but it really does suck when people think it's fun to break somebody else's shit.

--Can't wait for Ski Season 05/06!!!!--
 
haha, great idea

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nice idea. sorry dude, that sucks

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lucky for me, i have a locking gas tank. i always wondered when it would come in handy...

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someone let the air out of my tire once, never did find out who it was, but i did see some one run ontop of my car and was like thats all those cars are good for, i Bitch slapped him, and told him to fuck off... haha

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That could kill someone. Pee in the tank instead. They'll have to live knowing they drank pee trying to steal gas. Or kill themselves.

Just get bumper sticker that says "I pee in the tank" and people won't siphon from you.

When all else fails, set up a car bomb that goes off when someone opens the tank hatch. Have a disarm switch inside so you can shut it off when you have to fill up.

 
you must have done something to piss them off i doubt someone would blatantly droain your oil withouth some reason

 
if you drove around with no oil to the point that you need a rebuild, you are a dumbass. No oil=high engine temps, very lound noises, smoke, and a bunch of other stuff. You would have to be a dumbass. But then again it was a women driver

I'll drive it untill the wheels fall off, then I'll buy new wheels!
 
yeah i dout the would go into ur car open the hood..... open the oil then u have to like suck it out which would be gross unless u got like hatch that will make it all run on the gorund...maybe ur mom just forgot to change the oil....or maybe there aare some kids who sure love tehre oil....AND when people bash woman drivers that such bullshit they can drive better then some of us guys.

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actually its easy to drain a cars oil. Unscrew the oil filter or find the drain plug. If they knew what they were doing it would be really easy.

I'll drive it untill the wheels fall off, then I'll buy new wheels!
 
that flame thrower thing is sooooo funny hahahhahahahaha

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
 
it's not possible that no one really drained the oil, and your mom, just like many americans everywhere neglected to check, the oil when you get gas? Or do you know for a fact someone drained it?

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yeah but not all cars have that

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most cars do. thats why when you get your oil changed the techs go under the car to change your oil. thats becauser thats where the drain plug is!!!!!!!!!! you add more oil from the top yes but you take it out fromthe bottom.

I'll drive it untill the wheels fall off, then I'll buy new wheels!
 
reading this thread showed me how dumb some people are:

1) your oil isnt in you gas tank

2) if u sifen gas you dont drink it all out

3) you dont need to pop ur hood to drain the oil

expect the worst, get the best.
 
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Reading this made me realise how stupid you are

1. Who the fuck said that oil was in the gas tank?

2.You do almost always get gas in your mouth when you siphon it

3. (I might be wrong about this one) I don't think anyone mentioned anything about this

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ur wrong about all of them.... did u even read the fuckin comments?

Or dissolve cyanide pills into your gas tank so when they go to suck out the gas, they'll get a lil' more than they bargained for. / lucky for me, i have a locking gas tank. i always wondered when it would come in handy...

and i said u dont get it all in ur mouth i didnt say a fuckin drop so learn to read

and someone said somethign about going into a car to pop the hood to suck out the oil

expect the worst, get the best.
 
dumbass!!!! fucking oil pan is under the car!!! fucking go get an edumacation!!! all you need is a wrench.

go away fucking punk ass cum guzzlingly gutter slut that takes it up the ass as well!! fuck off!

--Can't wait for Ski Season 05/06!!!!--
 
if your mom has an suv she deserved it.

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yah how the hell could ur mom not notice that there was no oil, the car would definetly be acting up without oil in it. She must of driven awhile since ur engien got seized!!!

 
WTF?! just starting your car would most likley ruin the engine.

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^ it wouldnt ruin ur engine right away oil is pretty thick, and the parts that need it would still most likely be lubricated, so it would take soem time before the parts heated up and seized up.

 
no, thats not how it works. My fried did it to this kid he hated. Drained his oil and as soon as you start the car it smokes like fuckin bob marley out of the tailpipe, and you can hear the engine grinding.

I'll drive it untill the wheels fall off, then I'll buy new wheels!
 
You're a dumb piece of shit.

If someone drains the oil out of your car, you're going to have very brief warning before it seizes somewhere and fucks itself.

Maybe I should come drain the oil out of your car and see if you're a moron too.

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Syphoning gas that bad?

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Let´s make this very clear! I take care of all the cars in my family. I take care of fluids, brake checks, etc... The month before I had given every car in our garage a thorough check up becuase all the cars had hit apporximately 100´000 miles depending on which car, mine was 80´000 some miles while my mom´s was 130G. So they drained in Breckenridge on a DIRT road. The car started up and then sputtered out. It was so quick that my mom and DAD! ( who was a mechanic for 5 plus years and now an engineer) thought it misfired and it turned over and then it shut off again. They checked the engine and found NO oil. When the tow truck came and lifted it on they found the oil stain... thus this was not thier fault! Why would anyone think I didn´t come from intelligent parents, being smart is genetic and of course the rest of you must be idiots to think otherwise ( just so i clarify, I AM INSULTING YOUR PARENTS). There have been other cases of this happening up there so watch out!

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