Punching someone a lighter/roll of quarters in your hand

Uhhhhhhhhhh

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But to the OP, a good idea would be one of those small Mag Lights(flashlight). These things are super tough and about the size of a roll of quarters.It would be a functional tool and would serve the purpose of what you want. Plus, when the Fuzz show up, you won't have to explain why you have a roll of quarters... Unless there is an awesome arcade right around you.

PS, you will probably break your hand when you punch someone like that.
 
Oh what the fuck.

Dude... Fuck the quarters, it's not gonna do shit you couldn't do without it besides slow down the punches and probably break your fingers.

What did you do anyways? Talked some shit? Fucked somebody's girl? I'm curious. Do tell.
 
Seriously what did you do? Are these kids mad/fucked up enough to just straight up stab you? Are they like Harry Brown bad? Or are they just some hoodlums wanting to break your nose? ANSWER ME GODDAMN IT!!!
 
that could come back to hurt you though because if you ended up grappling at any point you wouldn't have the use of your hand. those quarters could come spilling out and you'd look like limes guy trying to hold all your falling change in the middle of a fight..
 
knives are for pussy's. Unless he's using it for self defence.

I fucking hate kids who flash around knives because they can't fight.
 
In for the story on what you did to deserve a jumping from people you "know."

Also, screw fighting fairly and honorably. Go for the Bear Spray...
 
omg yes, definitely creep up on them while they're foraging for berries and fuck their shit up- they'll never see it coming.
 
Mag Lights are fucking cray. Hit someone in the head with one of those and it's over. Seriously those things are so fucking cray.
 
all this does is make it less likely for you to break your hand or fingers. the quarters would add a little bit of weight but a lighter would at least keep you from getting hurt.

fighting is whats up.
 
Do you live in America? Because if you do, know your rights incase you get jumped.

If you are about to get jumped, & feel as if your life is in danger, pull out a knife & stab them all. Assuming this happens in a public place, you have the right to be in possession of any arms, & are allowed to use them if you feel that your life is in danger (ie. Self Defense). But, make sure you're not under 18 though, & you can get in mucho trouble for having a knife/weapon & using it to your defense (assuming the case goes bad for you).

BUT, the best way to avoid all this, is call the Police & tell them what's up. You might seem like a pussy but it'll avoid the problem in itself, & that way, if they ever do jump you in the future, they will face even greater consequences as they were already attempting to breach peace, provoke assault, & threatened you, which no amendment protects them for that.

BUT, if it all goes down the shitter, keep something with you as a weapon. It's not "cowardly" or being a "pussy", it's defending yourself. 98% of you on here haven't gotten in a fight or witnessed a serious fight before, & believe it or not, you gotta do what you gotta do to get out of it on top. Being outnumbered 5-1 & stabbing them wont make you a pussy, it'll make you win & put them in jail (or potentially dead).

BUT, once again, that's all assuming you're not at fault at anything here & they have no motif for the attack. We simply need to know more about what's going on to tell you what to do
 
You wrote all that, but instead could have just read a few more posts, or checked OPs profile to answer your first question: no.
 
tie a bandana to a pad lock and carry that in your pockeks if you hit someone with that it's lights out. I saw that on gangland.
 
Try to wrap your head around the fact that the exact reason OP made this thread was to ask if anyone knows implications of using certain objects in a fight that would lead to a charge for battery with a deadly weapon, ganged upon or not.

He's in the UK, where the laws could speak miles for any assailants' sake if he uses any offensive weaponry, which this telescopic baton is categorized as, self-defense or not.
 
Not really a dope story...I didn't even do anything wrong.
Basically some alleged "gang members" showed up at my apartment on Friday to drink and whatever. They seemed chill enough for the whole night and were drinking me the fuck out so I got hammered. Talked to their "leader" for like an hour, he told me some of the shit they get into around here, which was pretty sketch.They left, I passed out, woke up the next day and everything seemed to be in place so I thought it was all good. My roommate gets back from Paris on sunday and tells me his laptops gone, so he calls the cops who show up like an hour later. They managed to get clear ass pictures of the "leader" and some other dude with the laptop on the elevator camera, and I give the cops their names.The cops said they know the dudes and are gonna go pick em up.
Apparently they live near my neighborhood (Northish London), they know my face, and exactly where I live. When I saw them outside on Friday night they were with like 10 black/arab dudes who looked like ghetto mother fuckers, and yeah. Basically I was involved in getting a gang leader and member arrested.
I haven't gotten any threats or anything but as far as I know gangbangers don't appreciate getting snitched on very much so I get to sketch the fuck out every time I leave my apartment for the next two months
 
put a pool ball in a tube sock. swing that shit around and no one will wanna fuck with you.
 
Damn son. Carry a knife with you incase shit goes down. The cops cant reakly do anything here since the other members of the gang didnt steal the laptop. Just be careful and travel with friends or something.
 
Good luck man, If you see them start to jump you run you ass off. If they get to you, as stated before, stay on your feet and try to hit one real good. No shame in running after they back off.
 
Pool (billiards for you probably) ball in a sock and pad lock in a bandana were both mad good ideas in this thread. Basically anything you can swing at some range to keep your distance. Using a roll of quarters or a maglight to throw a harder punch doesn't help much when there's 8 guys. On the other hand, I've always thought carrying one of these on your back would pretty much make you invincible.

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sooooo, did you get the laptop back?

I’m sit­ting here in my north Lon­don lair, try­ing to enjoy a

peace­ful Sun­day early after­noon, while out­side a high-speed car

chase is tak­ing place, between what I am guess­ing is a stolen vehi­cle

vs. a very low-flying police helicopter.

It’s like my very own per­son­alised episode ITV’s “The Bill”, only with a higher pro­duc­tion bud­get and bet­ter stunt men.

The car, a sil­ver piece of crap, has sped past my front win­dow

sev­eral times, the dri­ver appar­ently think­ing that going in cir­cles

will con­fuse the chop­per pilot and he will lose his tail in the sky.

It don’t work that way, homie!

The heli­copter, which must cost a grand or two an hour to keep in

the sky, has been fly­ing so low that my house has been shaken and when I

looked out my ground floor win­dow and saw it, it was as if I could

look in the pilot’s eyes. If my back gar­den wasn’t postage stamp sized,

I would have thought he might have set it down on my patio, to

con­tinue the chase on foot.

This is mod­ern life in the urban ghetto, wel­come and enjoy your

stay. If you can’t enjoy your stay, at least be heav­ily armed!

It’s worse at night, with the cop chop­pers, they use pow­er­ful

spot­lights, which when they hit your win­dows, can be quite star­tling.

Per­haps they’re run­ning sur­veil­lance at night, lis­ten­ing in on

our phone calls and pri­vate con­ver­sa­tions inside our homes. The

tech­nol­ogy exists to do all that, but does the will?

I was dri­ving through my neigh­bour­hood at night, a cou­ple of

weeks ago and I saw a large gang of kids being stop’n’searched by the

local rozzers. The kid­dies by my esti­ma­tion, ranged in age from 12 to

15 years old and there were over 20 of them, with half a dozen cops

doing the search­ing. Not great odds for the cops, if you fig­ure all

those chil­dren had weapons and the cops only had lit­tle sticks. This

was tak­ing place three min­utes by foot from my front door. Cool, eh?

It’s gone quiet out­side, finally. I don’t hear the chop­per any

more, though I am sure it will be back. It always comes back. I won­der

if the guy in the sil­ver piece of crap got caught.

Prob­a­bly not.

Source: http://northlondonhippy.com/2008/10/12/life-in-my-north-london-ghetto-634/
 
If you are about to get jumped, just strip naked real quick. Nobody will hit a naked person. It sounds silly, but it will save you. Why risk getting somebody's junk all up on ya.
 
A roll of quarters works well. A couple days ago at a party this kid tried being smart with me and this is how it turned out...

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See...it was almost funny the first two times. Now you're just trying wayyy too hard. I was the one who posted the picture in the first place. I'm obviously not embarrassed or mad about it haha. Silly kids...
 
When they walk up tell them you want to jerk them off. right here right now. They will either fight you (which you are prepared for now after this thread) or they will be grossed out and peace the fuck out of there. your choice
 
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