Public Urination

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gmack24

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hahah yea just found a ticket in my wallet for public urination on campus. AWESOME

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haha my friends brother just got one for having his cock out behind shell. i guess he didnt realize all the bright lights. got a ticket too. usually around campus you can get off with a warning, just cuz

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haha do it in mexico and get your ass handcuffed and thrown in the back of the cop car. give them all the pennies in your ash-tray and they'll let you go. swear to god.

 
hahaha as long as u dont remeber

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whos better and more gangster.. personally i say the game he has better flow and is more gangster ya 50 did get shot 9 times but not in real dangerous places... the game got shot in the heart thats bad ass-assassin167

 
i don't know about your state, but in mine it goes on your record as a sex offense unless you're a minor.

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he goes to college in ny

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and this is hilarious

You will always be in my heart Nantucket

fireunderwater=coolest member.

Great Quote from E-Art pad

"Bhill is fat, Nanny Rules"
 
hahahah, what does the ticket say, like did they write anything specific on it? like "urinated in school fountain"

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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
my friend had to pee once when we were on the highway driving back from sugarloaf, so we pulled over. he got out of the van, ran out INFRONT of it, like 20 feet infront, on the side of the highway, dropped his pants completely and pissed, with his back to the front of the van

it was like 15 degrees out and incredibly windy, probably the hardest anyone in that van has ever laughed

i thought i'd share

-Jeff
 
Ive played that game far to many times. when you gotta go, you gotta go, i dont think you should be ticketed for pissing your pants
 
This one time camping my nieghbor tried pissing on me because he thought I threw a marshmellow off his head.
 
speaking of pissing and chienese people, I used to live in an asian neiborhood. My next door nieghbors were hardcore aisians. you could actually smell the fried squid from the next town. anyway i was a little one at the time maybe 12 or 13, and my brothers all younger than me would follow along in my games. I dubbed a bucket beside my house the "poop bucket" we shant of told mother of our deeds. We would piss and shit in that bucket the whole day through. One glorious day i walked out there to pee and it was absolutly full. so I picked it up, somped across my lawn, and sloshed it over my fence all over the chans side windows. There was piss and shit everywhere. They got mad, but that was no comparison to the great glory i had burning in my heart. it still lingers today, along with the smell all over there home, and canoe collection.
 
poh and after that, the grudge still strong, i was mowing my lawn. I must have spit up a rock from the blades and it hit this guys car. the alarm goes off like the noise of a mexican chicken fight. He comes out spitting this durka durka language, and then rips a branch off his little bush tree and throws it at me. Thinking back i was the most racist little poonbag out there.
 
haha eya the officer was like "do you know it's illegal to take a piss in the village of Potsdam, and you're still in the village of Potsdam (whatever that means)

im thinking "Sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that"
 
once i was peeing in a parking lot like with my car door open so i was pretty well concealed and this like 40 year old bitch drives by and shes screams "put it away"
 
Ya, I've got one in my wallet too dude. I was walking down the middle of the street while pissing when the cop pulled up behind me. I turned around and then realized the shit I was in.
 
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