Public toilet seat

[wyguy]

so when you go to drop a deuce in a public bathroom what is your approach? i always check for piss, wipe it off if there is any, and lay down at double layer of tp down. some people bust my balls but my defense is who the hell wants to sit on someones piss?

 

[270on420out]

I make an island of tp in the toilet bowl, squat, then I unload. This is a somewhat flawed method because I've pooped on the seat a couple times,

 

[louie.mirags]

Layer with TP? stop being such a pussy! Unless you have open sores on your butt cheeks

 

[CaptainObvious.]

I just find a seat that looks dry and sit down. It's your ass, not your face.

 

[BenWhit]

I throw caution to the wind. I don't wash my apples when I eat them either. Gotta kickstart the immune system.

 

[no_steeze]

I just don't really care. As long as the seat is dry and clean it's fine by me

 

[corona]

usually just give it a thorough wiping, but recently I've found the joys of having a layer of tp on a cold toilet seat. It really improves a public bathroom experience.

 

[theabortionator]

Depends. Porto potties = always tp on the seat. Public bathrooms depends on how I'm feeling and how the seat looks.

 

[.Hugo.]

At work i schedule my poops around the cleaning of bathrooms. I talked to the janitor and figured out their schedule so i know what floor to poop on based on the time of day.

 

[Broken_Rides]

Wipe the seat, Flush whatever's already in there, and always check the floor for a puddle of piss.

Nothing worse then pulling your pants up after they soaked in some random dude's piss.

 

[El_Barto.]

Wipe the seat, Flush whatever's already in there, and always check the floor for a puddle of piss.

Nothing worse then pulling your pants up after they soaked in some random dude's piss.

You pull your pants down so far they are touching the ground? Thats disgusting

 

[GayWolf420]

obviously you wipe the seat down if its soaked in piss. its beyond me how in the year 2014 dudes still dont know how to aim, but whatever.

its kind of a dick move but handicapped stalls are the best, imo. you have bars perfectly spaced for power-gripping on those really tough pushes with tons of leg room to go with it.

it was really awkward one day, though. i was taking a really long shit enjoying myself, playing on my phone. i finished up my business, walked out, and there was a dude in a wheelchair waiting to use the stall, lol.

 

[CaptainObvious.]

Wipe the seat, Flush whatever's already in there, and always check the floor for a puddle of piss.

Nothing worse then pulling your pants up after they soaked in some random dude's piss.

Dude......waistband to your knees when you're in public. Come on you pig, have some decorum.

 

[El_Barto.]

obviously you wipe the seat down if its soaked in piss. its beyond me how in the year 2014 dudes still dont know how to aim, but whatever.

its kind of a dick move but handicapped stalls are the best, imo. you have bars perfectly spaced for power-gripping on those really tough pushes with tons of leg room to go with it.

it was really awkward one day, though. i was taking a really long shit enjoying myself, playing on my phone. i finished up my business, walked out, and there was a dude in a wheelchair waiting to use the stall, lol.

I left a nice big floater in the gimp toilet about a week ago

 

[.Hugo.]

obviously you wipe the seat down if its soaked in piss. its beyond me how in the year 2014 dudes still dont know how to aim, but whatever.

its kind of a dick move but handicapped stalls are the best, imo. you have bars perfectly spaced for power-gripping on those really tough pushes with tons of leg room to go with it.

it was really awkward one day, though. i was taking a really long shit enjoying myself, playing on my phone. i finished up my business, walked out, and there was a dude in a wheelchair waiting to use the stall, lol.

My work has a blind guy with a dog. one day i was shitting in the suite stall and i hear the door open and then the panting of a dog. I felt like a dickhead because there were 3 other stalls i could have pooped in

 

[GayWolf420]

My work has a blind guy with a dog. one day i was shitting in the suite stall and i hear the door open and then the panting of a dog. I felt like a dickhead because there were 3 other stalls i could have pooped in

lol right? i could just tell the guy was thinking "of all the stalls, you had to fuck me over and use mine, huh?"

that was an awful day at work, drove a truck around and had swamp ass the whole day. fuck that shit.

 

[ejm]

if i have to resort to using a public washroom, than that means I'm about to shit my pants...

so a quick wipe is usually all i go for if i have time.

 

[Laurent.]

Instead of having those young hairless pasty white asses touching that seat, position yourself on the rim with your shoes kneeling down.

If you sit, you're compressing your rectum against the Puborectalis muscle. It's if you are squeezing all of Rome through a back alley. Squatting is much more natural, there's a reason those savage French shit in a hole in the ground, if you squat, your puborectalis muscle relaxes and the pathway to the anus is straight and wide like an American desert freeway in a 70's movie.

 

[milk_man]

I wipe it down whether or not there's anything on it, and just sit down and go for it. But if I'm taking a dump in a public place that means I really got desperate so at that point I don't really care

 

[Chubbs.]

Instead of having those young hairless pasty white asses touching that seat, position yourself on the rim with your shoes kneeling down.

If you sit, you're compressing your rectum against the Puborectalis muscle. It's if you are squeezing all of Rome through a back alley. Squatting is much more natural, there's a reason those savage French shit in a hole in the ground, if you squat, your puborectalis muscle relaxes and the pathway to the anus is straight and wide like an American desert freeway in a 70's movie.