Prove to my girlfriend that Cedric Tremblay-Fournier is a pirate

RRhighrider

RRhighrider

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i told my girlfriend about a skiing pirate with the name of Cedric Tremblay-Fournier and she does not believe me prove her wrong.
 
i heard his ship is jib-tastical, ramps and rails everywhere, he is so hardcore he grinds cannons as they go off in battle
 
my friend told me he was a peaceful pirate then i blinked and he was dead with a slit throat. laying beside him was a empty bottle of rum and a note that said CTF was here. he's a real pirate.
 
make up some story or ship like

"hes the meanest of them all he slays ski hills"

somehting like that

i think this post was a fail
 
Uhhhhhhh....

INTRODUCE her to Ced and then see what she says

He's clearly a pirate. That's like asking me to prove to you that squares have 4 sides.
 
gotcha covered bro

skiingpirate.jpg
 
i showed her this thread and she now believes me that he is a pirate. thank you

she also asked me not to pee in her butt
 
yes i most defiantly have banged her like a hammer.

i just finished when i showed her this thread.

maybe i should bang her like a hammer while i am on newschoolers
 
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