prostitution ring busted

*ELLA*

Active member
Right down the road from me a little bit there was this massage place busted for prostituion... it was like illegal asian immigrants... and then they found out that two other massage places... two towns over from here had prostitution there too... and then i got to thinking, what if you had gone there for a massage before and then realized now it was a prostitution place, wouldn't that sketch you out, anyway i just thought i'd share

~Ella

Messed knees for life

*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
 
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a place got busted for prostitution down the road from me, too. it was a mexican resteraunt, and upstairs is where it went down. i know of an asian massage place thats a whorehouse, too.

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i get to go see an almond borthers concert on the 4th, cant wait - brentharlen

 
a palm reading place got busted too, my friends older bro went in and asked for dome for a dollar and got yelled at because he looked to young or sum gay shit

RIDEblunt
 
haha thats rite near my house... yea they got busted once, then again a week ago. those asians were damn fine though. and wow did they give good head.

real gangsta ass niggas dont flex nuts, cuz real gangsta ass nigga know they got em.
 
dirty jon, dirty

~Ella

Messed knees for life

*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
 
shii...asians are goood

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
make wookie feel goood

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
prostitution in essex! yes! that's awesome!

but really I'm not happy about this bust, everyone knows women know how to please a woman best so all the local girls now have to deal with the vermont men who don't know anything about the female anatomy. okay i'm being gross now I'll stop.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

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An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
^^Frankly I'm offended. I'm a vermont male who knows something about the female body. Lets not generalize now. I could say the same thing about girls not knowing how to please guys.... 'it's not going to suck itself...'

 
yea i live in VT too and i saw that on the news it was like tokyo massage or something like that it was so funny

Yankees Suck

Patriots Super Bowl Champs
 
we had an auto body shop busted for prostitution, and a wal-mart

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Drivin that Train
 
There is a place near me that has a mad reputation and everyone knows it's a whorehouse, even this cop I know, yet it's still open. Crazy.

-Alex.

No evidence for Evolution, are you Amish? - Ski-hobo

No:- The word that makes sex rape.
 
i agree lauren, some vermont boys just don't know how to please, and to the vermont boy, maybe you can take yoga and suck yourself off just like will farrell did on saturday night live... then its sort of like sucking itself. hahaha but umm yea girls know how to please guys

~Ella

Messed knees for life

*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
 
according to your sig. you get lots of practice^ most girls between 14-18 have no clue though

 
Right, yoga...I'll get right on that. Seems to me like you guys might be too 'high and mighty' for the likes of this lowly vermont boy. And the last time I checked, being 26 moved me out of the 'boy' category....

 
Oh, hey, an opportunity to ruin a thread!

VERONICA

Typically male point of view.

DANTE

How do you figure?

VERONICA

You show some bedroom proficiency,

and you think you're gods. What

about what we do for you?

DANTE

Women? Women, as lovers, are all

basically the same: they just have

to be there.

VERONICA

'Be there?'

DANTE

Making a male climax is not all

that challenging: insert somewhere

close and preferably moist; thrust;

repeat.

VERONICA

How flattering.

DANTE

Now, making a woman cum...therein

lies a challenge.

VERONICA

Oh, you think so?

DANTE

A girl makes a guy cum, it's

standard. A guy makes a girl cum,

it's talent.

VERONICA

And I actually date you?

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I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

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And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
Huzaah for kevin smith and making a great film for a price less then my education

Politicaly Active Since 1992

Drivin that Train
 
vt's the sheezy fo rizza

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
i live in addison vermont, so there is definitly none here. i think they just do it for free

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
is a prostitution ring like an engagement ring you give to a prostitute if you use her once and plan on using her again - giving you some kind of discount?

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'sucky sucky...my love you long time'

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
 
i'm guessing a lot of you have seen the Reno 911 episode. That was some funny assed shit.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
Let me tell you about the prostitution that goes down in Utah...well, i guess it doesn't

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
its alll about the clitty. well actually i think its half clitty half gspot. thumb caressing the clitoris while the middle finger slides deeply into the moist vagina. u can make girls squeel like that. then u involve your tounge and they are ur servant.

real gangsta ass niggas dont flex nuts, cuz real gangsta ass nigga know they got em.
 
jon. you're completely dirty.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
haha ohhh man sorry about that.

real gangsta ass niggas dont flex nuts, cuz real gangsta ass nigga know they got em.
 
lauren, jon is just tellin the truth, atta boy jon. he knows whats goin down.

SamDCaylor

''I umpire Little League for drug money''
 
i went to burlington. about 4 years ago...i was in grade 11, a girl in my grade at my school disapeared. she went with a friend who was a boy on a trip to NYC to get away for a few days. the boy sold her as a sex slave. she was missing for a month before they found her murdered. they found her in a dumpster. she had been held captive all that time. 16years old.

on a completely different note, jon you have changed a lot from when i knew you...

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Yes, Harvey is definatly an 'ASS RAMMIN DICKHEAD' - Jibtech

 
jon, you're the fucking man! and a prostitution ring to whoever asked is just a chain of prostitution places... in our case we had three all inter connected

~Ella

Messed knees for life

*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
 
alright jon, I admit it you are completely right and every female should be your love slave for the knowledge of the female anatomy that you have. i bow to thee.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
CLERKS~!

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
Yes, but today I also made 10$ for ripping apart my own band room, which was fun.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
jon brings up a good point, alternating tongue and rubbing works well

dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
 
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