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hucksterjibber15

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if you ever get the chance, throw frozen hot dogs at prostitutes out the car window. most fun ive had in awhile.

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everybody that will be old enough to vote needs to realize that we need to get our dictator bush out of office, he is an ignorant fuck, and cant string together a sentence to save his life. he cant se that there are ways around war, and he needs to be gone

If people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

 
haha,. I can only dream. You should do it again and make a video.

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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
 
When I was in Honolulu I was accosted by two prostitutes. Now I'm deathly afraid of them. When I see one I run to the other side of the street and hide in the bushes shivering until my friends find me. They think it's funny as hell and tell every prostitute they can find that I'm looking for a good time. That doesn't help either.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
^I'm just special. Are you homosexual or gay?

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
ZING

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^^ Lumpy ^^

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this thread is awarded my seal of approval, awesome

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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When I was in the Phillipines me and a friend would have contests every night to see who could get the most prostitutes to attempt to get us to sleep with them, good times, so many free lap dances, so many ugly hookers...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
gotta love em

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YEAH YOU FUCKIN TOUCH HOLE!

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i remember a funny ass quote, just not from where

'you dont pay a hooker to have sex with you, you pay her to leave right after your done'

or maybe it just makes me laugh

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Vice City Narrative

'one time I got a prostitute, and we had sex, then she reached into wallet and took out 600 bucks, and started walking away, so I took out my meat cleaver and gave that bitch what she deserved'

C-Man
 
haha humorous thread for sure... And for that dude who said hed get lap dances from phillipino hookers... well theyre ugly cause they used to be men!!... but you must have known the phillipines was the sex-change capital of the world.

 
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