Pros that are virgins

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Theres no denying that some of us skiers are hot af and could wife nearly any girl in any given 100 mile radius. But there’s equally some of us that could be casey neistats half brother.

Which begs the question; which pro skiers are virgins? Is it possible?

my friend willie can rodeo 7 but is still a virgin so
 
14075706:Slunky said:
the wells' seem quite religious and i dont think any of them are married so...
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Jossi is married. And I feel like the Wells have all beat cheeks before despite being religious. They’re a bunch of chads.
 
14075727:DIRTYBUBBLE said:
Jossi is married. And I feel like the Wells have all beat cheeks before despite being religious. They’re a bunch of chads.
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No cap those boys got it going on
 
Considering between Portland, Denver, Washington, and Seattle, and San Fransisco, (all close to, or themselves ski meccas) has over 200000 gays, I would suspect there are a decent amount of pro skiers in the closet, or hiding in plain sight (ie. still pounding the puss) (I can't believe I just used that in a non trolling manner)
 
14075960:Seekingseasons said:
Considering between Portland, Denver, Washington, and Seattle, and San Fransisco, (all close to, or themselves ski meccas) has over 200000 gays, I would suspect there are a decent amount of pro skiers in the closet, or hiding in plain sight (ie. still pounding the puss) (I can't believe I just used that in a non trolling manner)
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Who told you the Seattle and San Fransisco are skiing meccas? i dont think many pros call those cities home. And Washington?? who skis there, i hear it hear it sucks there, flat and rainy. stay in Cali
 
14076031:pbs said:
Who told you the Seattle and San Fransisco are skiing meccas? i dont think many pros call those cities home. And Washington?? who skis there, i hear it hear it sucks there, flat and rainy. stay in Cali
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If you read words, you'll see I said (or close to). A lot of pro skiers are from those places, theycan't all grow up in vail.
 
14076022:loadedburrito said:
i feel like henrik harlaut is a guaranteed virgin, though he is arguably one of the most stylish skiers in the industry
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Pretty sure dollo is dating Coline Ballet-Baz, or did I make that up? I remember seeing something about it somewhere..
 
14076042:Monsieur_Patate said:
Pretty sure dollo is dating Coline Ballet-Baz, or did I make that up? I remember seeing something about it somewhere..
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Yeah I heard they have their own language consisting of arfs and ahhhwooos. I was in the hotel room next to him at xgames last year and I thought I was gonna have to call animal control
 
14076042:Monsieur_Patate said:
Pretty sure dollo is dating Coline Ballet-Baz, or did I make that up? I remember seeing something about it somewhere..
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go watch his "day in the life" videos from this year on youtube, they are living together.
 
14076022:loadedburrito said:
i feel like henrik harlaut is a guaranteed virgin, though he is arguably one of the most stylish skiers in the industry
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this girl I know smashed dollo at if3 like 5 years back
 
yeah this thread reeks of lame teenager. OP tell your buddy Willy i'm sorry his friend SmartWater sucks and to keep throwing rodeo 7s and the ass will come
 
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