pro's autographs...

jarossamdb7

jarossamdb7

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first of all, let me get something out of the way. I think it is neat to get somebodies autograph but I don't go absafuckinglootly balistic. It is stupid to be obsessed over a person so much (unless it is a she and is hot)

with that out of the way-

I got Jon Olsson's autograph after the pipe in the x-games on one of his oakley posters. he was either really tired, chill, mellow, or anoyed with his score and tired of writeing his name-or a combination of all of them. I don't know if his signature was crappy or normal. it just looked like a wayvy line. I don't even know if it was his first name, last name or both...

The reason I think this, is because I also have Rex thomas's autograph and it wasn't half assed.

is that how all the pros are?

I understand it gets anoying-being a pro and getting followed everyware, so this is not a complaint, I am just woundering. I am content and don't really too much of a shit about autographs however they are cool to show to all my friends. like I said, I am just woundering...

I've heard that they can't give out there real signatures because they are worth money. I think that is a load of shit but am I wrong?

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tanner never does a good one anymore, he just makes a t with a wavy line after it

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conversation with a canadian chick:

me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

me:no, just their money

her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?

me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands

her:wait a minute...good point

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
i never ask for an autograph unless there's an official signing. anyother time i just talk skiing with pros

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Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis!
 
i want jp auclair to autograph my body with his tongue. ha! juuuuust joking....*cough cough*

joey: whats that?

me: i dunno

Joey: me either but it's comin back!
 
hmm most of the autographs i have look really similar to their names, except for t hall

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ive got a few

rex's first name is good but lastname is shit.

hibberts is kinda fucked.

jordan monk is really fucked

sarah burks is like perfect.

tanners was cool but is shit now.

im not a autograph slut but the pros should atleast take the time to sign a decent autograph.

and i often thought that maybe they perposely mess it up a little so people cant reproduce it and make a profit.

or maybe its just cause hey, most pro skiers dont have a grade 9 education and have the penmanship of a penis.

and that was a generalization about the grade 9 thing, so dont lose it if you know someone who has a grade 10.

 
or maybe they dont want to sign a gay autographs for 13 year old kids like you

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
well for one your gay, all of us could know a pro and see him signing autographs, or alot of ski shops have signed posters, think before you speak

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conversation with a canadian chick:

me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

me:no, just their money

her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?

me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands

her:wait a minute...good point

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
whats wrong with asking for an autograph clausen?

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Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.
 
thats what they have autograph sessions for

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
Ok, here's how it is... some people can't sign their naem all pretty and specal. Give them a break...

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dion signed a poster for me and a friend from the the phil(s). dont bother pros for autographs, unless its an official signing, they're just paid to ski, do you ask an electrical engineer for they're autograph?

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Autographs are dumb. Who gives a crap if they signed their name. Hell, be a parking meter maid and get all the autographs you want.

Autographs are dumb. I have Seth Morrison's x 10 and I could really care less. He gave me free shit. That's so much better.

 
whenever im at a national bike race, pros are everywhere and they just feel like regular people. I ride on the lifts with them and just chill. Im not about to pull out a pen and ask for an autograph. but if i was to they should be fine with it.

PRO SKIERS ARENT 'JUST PAID TO SKI' THEY ARE PAID TO REPRESENT THEIR SPONSERS THE BEST THEY CAN AND MAKE THEM LOOK GOOD AND THAT INCLUDES BEING COOL TO FANS.

 
cr johnson came to one of my mogul comps at squaw w/ posters and was waiting for people to get them signed but no one wanted them...they even announced it...I wanted a poster but i felt like a dumbass asking so i didn't

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this young girl, she's a freak

 
Ya, I used to collect skiers autographs when I was like 11 and 12. I have Jon ollsons, it's kinda wack, I think it's the best though.

 
shannon barhke got me something from the olympics and had the whole olympic team sign it...i can't read most of them but its still kinda cool

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this young girl, she's a freak

 
now Austin has people asking for his autograph. Ah, the irony.

'If I was a girl, Id be super slutty, cause I always have to have something in my hands or mouth.' - Scott Anderson

AMA-RIP
 
just to clear things up

i got all of mine when asked if i wanted a autograph or during sessions.

so if that makes me a 13 year old, well fuck take me back 5 years and so be it.

 
Dude it would be like hell to write autographs for hundreads of peoples. And after you have done all the writening people come here to complain that their autograph doesnt look cool.

 
if i was pro and a little kid asked me to sign his poster id probably take it and wipe my ass with it and then give it back and tell him to fuck off

 
pretty disturbing, your a sick fuck. if i see you at whiteface again im gona shit on your lunch.

 
kinda like i did to your sister the other night huh? she havin trouble sitting down still?

 
unnatural sounds pretty gay

mike nick,iannick broulliette,rex thomas,and matt sterbenz,signed a poster at snowjam....but its not really cool if its not a session

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Viva la resistance!
 
fiveO im guessing that you agree with class that there is nothing wrong with fucking your cousin,especially if its a guy?

 
I'm only saying this because if you think about it pros have a great job. exept for autographs and sponsorship paperwork and shit like that it is all fun and games. or atleast that is the way I see it. besids all that shit all they do is ski. They get paid for something they LIKE to do because they are fucking good at it. or atleast I should think that they like to do it. So really I should think they should handle signing some autographs.

-or am I mistaken about what I have said in this post?

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'Holy shit! someone should just pop out of the snow and shoot him with a fucking gun!' -my friend while waching Jeff Holden in Heavy Hittings Parental Advisory

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