Proof That snowlerblading sucks

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yourmamaridessnowblades

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I Was in Golden BC at Kicking Horse Last week and I saw a bumper sticker on the back of a pickup truck that read.

'The hardest part about being a snowlerblader, is telling your folks that you're GAY!!!'

Saw that, laughed so hard I almost hit a cowboy.

 
why the fuck would be proud of skiing in the east? i would rather blow my fucking brains out the ski on icy garbage piles all the time

AMA-RIP
 
wow you are pissing me off, every post i go to is ruined with your retarded comments. stop bragging about the east, we have pretty much nothing to brag about...you know you'd give your left nut to move to the west and ski for the rest of your life.

 
yeah I live in southeast (west virginia) our skiing sucks ass I have no east coast pride I can't wait to move to UTah in a few weeks

Crashin' with Passion'
 
line started snowlerblading - and line is an East coast company. take that beeeotch

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
ya! BITCH! and why havent people heard that, u should get fuckd up for sayin that joke, cause its old, and ill fucking fuck your mom and fill her bloody cunt wiht maggots!

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
hahahaha that was funny.. both the bumper sticker and that east coast guy... that makes a full brain.. hahahaha

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
i lost all respect for snowlerblades this weekend......i've never seen so many rental skiboards and kids in fubu jackets in my whole life....i wanna blast em all down with a paintball gun

...proud leader and kingpin of the FreeHeel Mafia...
 
eastcoastskibum you gotta be the stupidest person here. im live east coast and i would much rather ski west coast. go ski whistler and vail and then tell me what you think about east coast. it changed my opinion completely

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
nice 777 posts, and snowlerblading is gay, i tried it for a while and i stopped, i just realized it was a gay rip off of skiing for people who suck at skiing so they snowlerblade and look good

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
Snowlerblading is very gay, but skiing is skiing, no matter where you are, if you are passionate it shouldn't matter as long as you get to go....

May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of a lamb...
 
colorado doesnt have a coast. Its just west. West Coast is California, Washington, Oregon, Alaska, British Columbia.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
MEXICO TOO!!

ProudEST Member of the Hobum Posse

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'Whoa, Im Keanu' - Sammy_D

 
i have east coast pride, but wish i could move west, but if i did, i wouldn't forget my roots

' Anyone smell that up-G?' Chris Turpin

I flunked out of school cause i'm hardcore.

And this whole time i thought my penis was just inside out.

 
Yeah, East Coast blows! Well, i can't say i hate it cuz i've only been west once. While i may still enjoy it, West beats East any day! And skiing with Fubu is gay!

FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO SKANK!
 
I could do back flips, misty 5s, front flips, and under flips on ski boards so do i suck?

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school
 
who really fuckin cares...let people do what they want, maybe they cant afford the shit so they went on blades (but im telling you i wouldnt sink to that level)

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I'd Rather Be Skiing

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Line didnt start ski boarding. They jumped on the bandwagon after they thought it would be cool.

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A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Bombing for Peace is like Screwing for Virginity.
 
there are alot of companies who say they started skiboarding Line, Cannon, Salomon, Kniessel and probably more...

The Roussel
 
I'm not saying teh East Coast sucks, I'm just saying the East Coast doesn't have much on the West Coast. I mean, i went to Killington last Friday and had the absolute greatest day I've ever had skiing! I was mainly just responding to teh kid who said 'west coast blows, fuck you, you gay west coast fuckers' (or whatever he said, i don't think it was that harsh).

FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO SKANK!
 
misty 7, you still suck for bragging. theres still people better then you on this site who actually use full sized skis.

 
yeah. give up the east vs. west

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik

do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis

hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets

no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
 
Mommy, I was proveing that not all people who skiboard suck. Also I dont skiboard anymore and am a decent skier for as long as i have been skiing.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school
 
OKAY, the day I see someone complete a respectable trick on blades with my own eyes is the day i welcome snowbladers into the skiing community. Until then, have fun dealing with it.

Superman (shh, don't tell anyone!)
 
ehy superman, if u want to see that check out the videos section in sbmag.cjb.net some of them have 'respectable' tircks

The Roussel
 
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