Prom

bigdaddytmac

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Is such a pain in the ass I better get some action out of this. I have get corsages and shit but my date doesnt live here anymore so somehow im supposed to get something that matches her dress?

 
ask her what colour her dress is? i mean if you were really on the ball your tux would match her dress anyways, so you should know whats going on. I hope your prom has better food than mine did.

Like a virgin on promnight!

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yeah prom food is nasty as fuck dont eat it. i rememebr i took my date home at like 6 am and than i got full blown mono like that day. it was horrible. but i got to miss a shit load of school and got a pass where i could come and leave whenever i wanted.

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call the girl up and ask her what color her dress is... or get her to go with you to the tux shop to make sure your tie and vest match her dress... if you don't want to ask her go with white roses... they match everything.

'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!
 
our prom food was wicked good. Our prom is either gona be lakefront or on a boat on Lake Champlain this year. Its gona be so much fun.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
My prom was kick ass too. The food was so good. Defiantly put on a couple pounds! About the corsage, really most colours will match anyways... but to be on the safe side you can always ask and then get your mom to pick out the corsage.

 
Sadies is coming up and the bitch has to pay YAY so excited!

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ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

Drop Bombs
 
prom is all hype wait till you go to college proms are shit

Im still afloat, i aint the captain of tha yact but im on the boat
I aint actin what im not
Knowin that i dont
 
Well im just getting white flowers because i don't feel like matching 'purplish blueish with some gray'. Heres a better question: who else is going to prom crunked ghetto stylee

 
but you have to make sure that the boutaineer (SP) she gets you is white too so they match

'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!
 
get a nice black tux, if you look in my profile, my buddy ian on the far left in the striped tux is pimp, get something liek that

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
well i know last year my brother went to his gf prom and they went to hull(in quebec) where the drinking age is 18 and the school wouldnt have a part of the prom if it was outside the province. so the people that put the prom on payed and signed for the boat under their parents name. well there was underage drinking the boat people found out so they turned the boat around and were letting everyone underage off. they found out what was happening and they ripped appart the boat, like broke water pipes and everything and it all went under the girls parents credit cards/

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
thats bullshit^

we hard ours at quest field (seahawks stadium) last year... it was hella tight

'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!
 
the bitches running my prom planned and booked it at the big mansion house/inn in our town, but they're so fucking stupid and decided to rent tents and host it on the lawn... the worst part of all is we're stuck with port-o-poties! its so shitty... and its a potluck. who the hell is going to bring food!

 
what a joke... i'll bet its going to rain too

'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!
 
haha yeah, we've approached the idea... and a bunch of us have decided we're wearing rubber boots.... or atleast bringing them!

 
HAHAHAH!!! I would love to see your date's face when you show up for the pictures with rubber boots!! do it!

'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!
 
well out here we're a bunch of country hicks... no one would really care! most of us are showing up in our farm trucks anyways! lol i'll def get pics though!

 
oh... here in seattle its totally different... everyone taking limos and stretch hummers... its the even of the year for our school... it would be unheard of for a girl to wear rubber boots to prom

'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!
 
boooooo prom

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at my school they banned dancing within a foot of each other and really cracked down at winter formal. it was so shitty. the principal heard a rumor about us wanting to throw our own prom, and dared us to go do it. this guy cory actually did and a shitload of people were planning to go to it, and i just found out that it got cancelled and the school district is suing cory and the place it was at. what kind of shit is that? what the hell can they sue him for? it's a fucking party on the same night.

...and justice for all
 
at my school they now have to leave lights on and have teachers on the balcony watching, and grinding is not allowed, because last time the entire place was hammered, and people were having sex in the corners.

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

'never tryed tele, it just looks gay...' Jess-001 (Feschies, better watch your back)
 
my old HS allowed anything, grinding, dancing close, ANYTHING. Noone showed up to dances, thats why, they even overlooked slight drunkness.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
why does anyone give a shit about prom?

no one i know cares at all about the dance.

were all gonna get our pictures taken and then off to the main event.

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'You got like, three feet of air that time!'
 
fucking prom. i was head of prom committee last year, the theme was Forbidden City, like that super sketchy old Chinese nightclub in San Francisco. only, the nuns who run my school didnt like that. the theme was SUPPOSED to be Belly of the Whale and the inside would be all red with white ribs and a little pinoccio and a jonah running around... but no. i also wanted it to be the Yeti Ball or the Battle at Little Bighorn. Wierd how people think im a loser...

its my senior year and ive never been to a winter formal or prom in my life. i have to go b ut dont want to. i go to an all girls school and dont fdel the need to drag along some poor guy who has to sit around and talk with my friends' lame dates and then be sober. thats fucked up. once i tried to find a date for my winter formal... turns out his name was Jose Cuervo. That was a fun night... i remember about 3 hours total.

 
^jose cuervo owns an island in the caribbean if you didnt know

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