Prom

MattTweak

MattTweak

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ok so i have junior prom tomorrow night and my girlfriend is really into dancing but frankly i cant dance for shit. any tips?
 
dude you already are having your prom? ours isnt for a while, but people are making the biggest deal out of it, thats all kids are talking about and its in like over a month
 
proms are overrated... especially at our school

girls are so fucking gay.. none of them even grind or any shit like that.. they all dance together in like a circle.. but its nothing like a real dance.. they don't do shit.. so id say fuck it and save the $ for skiing
 
prom at my school is sweet! i went in 9th and 10th grade and it was awesome. ours isnt for another month or so but it is going to be sweet.

i feel sorry for all of those people that feel prom is overrated
 
Our prom is all swing type shit. No rap or grinding is supposed to be incorperated. To tell you the truth, I think prom is fucking stupid. But to girls, it's a big deal, and so I'm renting a tux, and going to prom with my gf. The dance may suck, but the rest of the night should be sweet.
 
Yo, chill for a couple of minutes and dance how everyone else is, then do that, if you take peoples advice on here you'll look like a goon.
 
Prom sucks because its "planned fun". Its like "Mark your calanders kids, cause that night is going to be AWESOMEO!" Fun is something that just happens, you cant force that shit, plus dancing without booze is like eating without food.
 
our prom is costing fucking $93 grand CDN. not even shitting you, close to 100 thou. we couls feed a small african country for a year on that shit.

and for all you BCers...our principal is good ole' G-Camp's wife. she's abso-fucking-lutely insane.
 
Jeez, it's one night a year (2-4 times in your life) and it's just a good time where you can go hang out with friends, dress up and dance a bit. It's retarded how so many of you bitch about it. Just cause you are losers are your school and can't get a hot date, you bitch about how it's so overrated and stupid and a waste of time. Deal with it. Christ.
 
heyyy don't worry about the dancing, most guys in high school can't dance anyway, so it's all good. your girl should understand ;-) it's all about havin a good time anyway.
 
Why sit there? Find a good date (somebody you can have fun with) and dance or just go and socialize. It's stupid to complain about something like prom.
 
1. Make sure your pants are easily unbuttoned

2. Start dancing

3. Whip out your cock and ram it in her butthole

4.

5. Profit.
 
ya, drink a little before. just enough to make you kinda social. and then just go for it. but i shouldn't be telling you how to dance. that is just hat i would do. or smoke her out like 5 bowls and she will think you are a sick dancer no matter what
 
yeah a drink or two might be okay. Unless you're a stupid drunk I went to dance drunk with some friends I acted ok, but my friends were an embarrasment, I had to leave it was sad. The was a dance held in a church, I made sure I didnt get pissed drunk and had fun until, my one friend started air thrusting towards girls. And the other decided he would try and "breakdance" aka a shitty attempt at cartwheel, and teddy bear handstands.

So as long as you can just have some fun and not act like an ass, then a shot or two might make you dance.
 
just have fun. don't think about it. have a few beers, and just enjoy yourself.

i'm fuckin high, so whatever i just said, it was probably terrible advice. i can't focus enough to re-read what i wrote so i truly hope my fingers are accurately typing out what i'm thinking in my head.

goodnight
 
Honestly the only way to dance is to try to make the biggest ass of yourself you can. Then people will just think your funny if you cant dance. And if you can dance alright, then its all the better. As long as you look like your trying to do what your doing (if that made sense) it all works out.
 
dude.. only like 5% of all dudes can dance.. as long as u go out there.. losen up and do ur thing the ladies will love it and see u are confident in urself and ur skills and all will be good
 
my prom last year was a live swing band and it was tight! the school put on an asembaly the week before and taught us all how for an hour.

prom was sweet cause we all sucked at swing but just went with it. just had fun for a while and then partied afterwards. it was good times
 
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