PROM yo

Sharpy

Sharpy

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aight. I wanna be the hippest most gansta feelin' pimp at ma prom this year. Anyone have any kickass ideas for making this a prom to remmember. Limo shit and after-party ideas and whatever. Silver tux with cane and tophat, aww ya, 100 bill outta tha pocket

I go to the US on a ski trip and meet this american girl. She asks, 'where are you from?'. I answer, 'Ottawa, Canada'. 'Where's Ottawa', she replies. Oh man ...americans...
 
do what hibbert and critchon did, bring hookers to prom. Or do what some kid did on howard stern and geta porn star to go with you.

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Whatever you do, make sure to organize a big afterparty where everyone can sleep over. We used dorm rooms at a local college, and though it wasn't the nicest place, it clearly didn't matter cuz we were all deathly hammered. And take any and all opportunities to fuck around with chicks, cuz it'll probably be your last chance to tag most of the chicks you went to highschool with. And that $100 bill won't even come close to covering your liquor bill for the night. It'll barely cover the champagne you'll drink in the limo. I suggest more money.

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haha they have those at our school to stop kids from drinking and such but no one goes.

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i didnt go to my prom last year and im not going to the ball this year, wow i suck

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rock mad scarface steeze...or like go for pure white everything except for the little cloth thingy that comes out of the pocket of your jacket thing, it should be like black satin... rock some ice too, hahaha

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The hotel place or whatever where we have our prom is instructed by the hotel not to let us rent out rooms cuz they dont want us having sex and partying and shit.

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shane arent you a boy?

our school is having the afterparty at a cheap hotel...

O yes, you can ski backcountry is syracuse ny

'me and my girlfriend were going at it the other night and she was on top and we were bonin hard, and my dick slipped out between thrusts and went up her ass. she screamed and cried for 45 minutes, it sucked.' -skiflake

 
rock a demnim tux, get as fucked up as you can be without gettin yer ass busted cuz getting busted sucks balls, and then bone the hottest chick you can work it with, maybe her friend and maybe some random chick you jsut met who is drunk and horny, thats my prom night in a nutshell

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so let the losers lose and let the players play/ the only difference is the dates of some dust on the clay, what
 
go to salvation army and get a pink tux

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i guess its a question of priorities, for me i just saw it as another opportunity for play, and needless to say me and my prom date left early.

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Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag

Jackson sucks, tell your friends.
 
My friends parents are gone for a week with prom right in the middle, we have enough stuff to make about 5 gallons of jungle juice. Now all I need is a date.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
Don't get completely wasted, get kicked out, pass out in the gutter outside, and then be awakened by everyone coming out after its over.

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Yea this year should be better than last. The only important part is getting wasted before hand. We left part way throught the dance which they are hardcore against and had a taxi driver drive us around and we smoked a fattty in his car and i had a flask and shit it was funny. The key factor is good after party or hotel room. Prom to me is just a chance to have my parents fund a crazy night of partying and getting laid.

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ok dude i know your from ottawa so here it is

rent out 'casino hotel' its fucking chwap and irts in hull

that is nmber one

nexyt, rent out fortune, like ht lodge, and all the bars, thats number two

next, get yhour whole fucking school to go there, and get shitfaced!!!! ytou will have the time of your life

why?

becuase #1-fortune doesn't care

#2-casino motel does not give a shit, you can drink in frontof the hotle clerks they dont' care, its soo rad man, do ti!!!!! hthats all i cansauy.

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I say throw on your ski pants and a nice jacket your favorite skull cap slap some goggles on top and to finish it off throw your boots on!!

-Think of the noise they are goin to make on the dance floor + you are guaranteed that everyone will check you out!! Whether it is a good response or not i cant tell you but i say go for it

~Anything worth throwing is worth throwing with style~
 
I say throw on your ski pants and a nice jacket your favorite skull cap slap some goggles on top and to finish it off throw your boots on!!

-Think of the noise they are goin to make on the dance floor + you are guaranteed that everyone will check you out!! Whether it is a good response or not i cant tell you but i say go for it

~Anything worth throwing is worth throwing with style~
 
^hahaha, i like that idea, maybe i can find a skier to take, and we can sport some nice ski attire, would meake a great picture...haha

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pimp that shit
 
Me n mah friends are gettin the tuxes with the tails on em, the top hats, and canes. Should be pretty hawt.

I haven't even thought about who to bring yet though, too far away for us cause we started school late this year...we don't have prom till fuckin June 6th...that is real late.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
^haha, that's badass. i can't wait for prom, i went last year and it was the shit. soooo much fun. it feels weird going into my senior prom, tho, cus it's pretty much the last high school thing other than graduation, last time to see a lot of people and have a good time with them. and it's supposed to be ur big night in high school, kind of hard to live up to after all the hype, you know?

 
Stryken, I should point out that tails are an afternoon, not an evening form of attire. Not that naybody knows that anymore. I was black pants, white jacket, black vest, so my friend was telling me to park his car because I looked like the valets... then we got upstairs and all the waiters were dressed EXACTLY like him. He actually posed as one and waited a couple tables, it was funny as hell...

We had a couple afterparties. You don't need to find a place to sleep, because you should, by all rights, be up all night. Good times.

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see thats the thing, we cant rent rooms because you have to be 18, and its junior prom. but fuck gonna get so wasted, party all night, then sit on the beach and watch the sun rise

 
shit all i gotta do is find a date that wants to drink before prom , is cool about getting a hotel room and is DOWN TO POUND!!!

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do what the guy did in korn's thoughtless video: bring some skank and puke on all the jocks, then go drink.....heh

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