Prom stories

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if you have a good one tell it here

heres mine,

well it started of when my buddy didnt have a date to the prom so he asked this sophomore girl who not many people liked in the first place. so we got this limo that held like 40 people and just about half of those people had alcohol with them on the bus. so we got there and it was fun but about an hour into the prom the sophomore girl that was with us got caught drinking in the bathroom and after the cops and principal talked with her for about 10 minutes she ratted everyone out and told them that there was more on the bus. then they searched the whole bus and everyones bags and found almost all of it. 4 of my frinds got screwed, some had cell phones and stuff like that in there bags so they found out who they belonged to and others got away with it because they didnt have proof that it was theres. they all got suspended for 5 days and were kicked off sports teams but nothing too major. also everyone on the bus had to leave early and we didnt get to go out to eat after but we still tried to make the best of it. all in all we had a bad prom and that sophomore girl is gonna get her ass kicked by every girl in my class. but we still got to party after so i was happy.
 
high school proms were pretty fun, went with my gf at the time to both of em and had all my friends in our group. no real good stories i guess but it was a good time. my buddy won $1000 at the post prom senior year. rolled down the window in the limo asking random people at stoplights if they had any grey poupon. its definitly fun if you go with a bunch of your good friends.
 
last year i didnt go to my actual prom but i went to the after prom and hooked up with my frinds date from another school who hed been trying to get on the whole night. so our afterprom was at dave and busters in denver, somebody's probably been there. theres like a restraunt side and a big game room further back. well im in the restraunt part with this girl and the kid knows we hooked up and people are like "dude you should leave hes gonna come kill you" but im not worried cuz hes one of my best friends so im pretty sure he wont actually do anyhting. well i was wrong. all of the sudden i hear " im gonna fuckign kill you nafus!!!!" right so im like shit im gonna die. so i get out of the booth start running and hes at the other side. theres two rows of booths and hes chasing me in circles around them until bouncers grab him and drag him out to be detained by the police for attempted assault of something like that and thats the end of it really. oh yeah and the next day at about 6 in the morning he calls me and is all "hey sorry about that man, you wanan go see madagascar with me later?" and im just like "no justin, i dont want to see a movie with you" but yeah hes the kid on the right shes on the left

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Last year at junior prom, we went to the beach afterwards the next morning. Well, somehow I managed to forget underwear, so i went commando all weekend. It also happened to be very convenient and a nice line for my date.
 
bump... not even my thread but i told a story and i expected more from ns. i want otehr stories now.
 
this year i've been asked to ask someone 4 times and been asked by seniors 3 times,

my response was " i dont know how to put this, NO!"
 
For our grade 12 prom, one of my friends, DJ, brought his girlfriend of only about 3 weeks, so no one else in our limo really knew her. Dj is a lightweight, it only takes about 2-3 beers to get him drunk. At this point, he was on his 4th cooler, so he was pretty drunk. The limo had stopped at a liquor store so we could get more booze, and all the girls decided to go for a bathroom break together. At this point, DJ just burst out with "Fuck, maybe she's going to finally shave." Naturally, all the guys are quite puzzled by this, so DJ told the rest of us how his girlfriend didn't shave, except for her legs. Apparently, about 4 days before, he was going down on her, and she "Had a muff like the effing rainforest!" and she refused to shave it for him. About then, the girls were getting back into the limo, and when his girlfriend got in, all the guys burst out laughing. One of my friends remarked that "DJ, you should take your girlfriend to brazil. At least there, the rainforests arent between any legs" DJ got the most hate-filled look I have ever seen from his girlfriend. Needless to say, they broke up the next day.
 
liquor has more alcohol than wine coolers, and you dont have to take it in the ass to drink liquor
 
prom always had shitty outcomes for me; FIRST- junior year, i was on prom court with the finest bitch in my class, had a great time and what-not, we fucked at the first post-prom party we hit up so it was all cool, went to another party, chillin' and what-not, driving to a diff. party at about 3am- getting picked up from where we were leaving the car, 3 squad cars roll in (6 cops total) lights blazing- i have 2 handles of capt. morgan's in the backseat as well as a quad of dank and i'd already drank almost a fifth of rum so pretty much thought i was fucked. next thing i know a police sergeant was ripping me out of the car through the window (in my tux still) (crooked-ass cops), face down in the mud and handcuffed behind my back, date watching the whole time, 3 cops strip-search the car and fuck me over but i fucked them over for unreasonable search and seizure. so i made it out clean (whewww!), yet created eternal beef between me and those 6 cops ever since. then, senior year prom, everthing went fine until 8am the next day, my date leaves the party a bit too early while she was apparently still wasted (didn't tell me she was gonna go drive home), passes out behind the wheel and rolls her car numerous times into some trees, totals it, gets a dui, she was ok though. but still, fuck. fuck prom
 
I was a junior, and this senior asked me out to the prom, so I said why not. She ditched me at prom, quite funny. I enjoyed hanging around my other friends. Me this one girl who's date was some sort of freak boyfriend of hers. This is exactly what he says to me "Dude, I cant wait to go to her cottage and get her drunk." I walk away slowly. Later the girl invites us to her cottage, and my date which has rejoined me decides to come with, and a few other friends. Her cottage is right by the ski hill, so i know the road there perfectly. Her boyfriend were doing at least a 170 in an 80 zone, to "get rid of us," I was going around 130, the usual speed there(even when its a snowstorm). My date is nagging the shit out of me "what if a deer comes out of the woods" and all sorts of shit, freaking out because i was going "so fast", what a bitch eh? We get there, and to my amazement all we have are smirnoff ice and vodka. After me and a few other guys (who followed me to get to the cottage) finished off the vodka, we decided to start chugging large amounts of smirnoff ice, that is the manliest way to drink it and I still felt like a woman.

ANYWAY, I'm sitting near the fire avoiding my date(what a bitch), when the hostess sans boyfriend approaches me drunk as shit. She gets on my lap, and starts making out with me, licking my ears, rubbing the inside of my thigh. It was really hot, but unfortunately I had something called Morals, even though I was drunk and told her to wait until morning and we could continue then. All night long this girl is trying to get into my pants, people are threatening to break beer bottles over my head because i pissed so many people off(the boyfriend and his friends, my date and her friends, people thinkn that i took advantage of her, and finally "where the fuck is my smirnoff ice and vodka"). At this point I think I have 5 out of 20 people who dont want to hurt me.

The girl finally leaves me for a second, so I think, "relief", then I realize she wants to go swimming in this putrid pond, she's really wasted so we try to keep from going in, I grab her by the shirt, which comes off. This pisses even more people off, because now we have a scene that looks like this: There is a girl that has no shirt, crawling in the opposite direction of a person who has her shirt, yelling "no, no, let me go!!!"

After everything is cleared up, thanks to a good friend of mine who witnessed the entire event, I got and sit down alone by the fire. I was starting to sober up a little, and can feel hangover creepin in. The sun just came up, and I hadnt had any rest that entire night. Thats when the now "ex" boyfriend of her approaches me sits down next to me. Now i'm a bit of an athlete, and at that time I was 6'1 200 lbs, this guy is like 5'5 170. I know I can take him, and I think he knows. I give the formal apology, he accepts, and blames the entire thing on her (which is more or less accurate, but i bet not from his perspective). My date sits on my other side, looking very pissed off, except this is the 1st time she isnt saying anything. Everybody else is passed out, even the hostess. I smile to myself, what a night. I didnt give a shit about the most awkward campfire ever.

The hostess woke up, sobered up around 7 am or so, wnd we're just making out in the middle of 10 people passed out in this specific room, all the other rooms were "occupied." We were gonna go further in the bathroom, but there was somebody passed out there too. We were going to go to a car, but then realised that my keys were takin from me so i wouldnt drive. Mother fucker. My hung-over at this point was at full capacity, I go and puke so hard I pop a vessel in my eye, basically just dryheaving with some remnants of the night before. We exchange phone numbers, and dated a few times before I never called her again. I also, have never talked to my date again, I still talk to some of my buds from there, and I have a sneaking suspicion that my bike that was stolen like a month after all of this was her ex's doing, but apparently it wasnt.
 
silly garrett, your not old enough. they should make a sign infront of prom that says "you have to be this tall to get in" then you would have a problem my friend. your time will come though.
 
thats quite the night. i like hte shirless girl crawling away from you yelling "let me go" its those moments that you should treasure
 
you know how i know your canadian? because you say grade 11. in the US we call it junior too but say 11th grade... and also after thinking pshhh bullshit when you said the guy was doing 170 i realized you meant 170kph not mph. interesting story though
 
cute chick(mine was quite forgettable, and we didnt have sex until the 2nd date).

Why werent you at the prom?
 
I would have inter ocurse with the girl in the blue. SHe wants it soo bad from Timmy G I can tell. Put in a good word for me man.
 
Prom was forgettable, afterwards we hit the Jersey shore and got to work.

Some kid is racing me in Nikolai shots so you know I'm down. I neglected to remember that I had tossed down an herb brownie to start the night.

Let's just say the kid would come up to me and tell me his # of shots which I found out later had been a lie the entire time.

16 shots and 1 hour later I'm smoking a blunt on the beach and my gf is demanding I stop. "Guess I just picked weed over my gf, HA HA HA"

I'm 6'5" 170lbs, she's 5'4" 120lbs and picks me up and CARRIES my drunk incoherent ass off the beach, through the sand dunes and to the house.

That's where the alcohol poisoning began.

Let's just say that I've learned the following things

1.) Racing with liquor and keeping count is gay

2.) Poorly made brownies enhance any sickness you might feel from $10 vodka handles.

3.) My gf is one hell of a fucking trooper and I never deserved her from the start.

Good times.
 
My prom was really fucking lame.

A good 10 people got arrested for doing blow on the tables, the girls washroom flooded with puke. Some grade 11 was blamed for it being shutdown, but the grade 12 bitch started the fight.

Afterparty=pretty much the same
 
When we were at our after prom they had the theme of airports/planes or something. So before you got into the after prom party thing at school we had to go through a metal detector. Before we went we got wasted, and smoked like 2 blunts of chron. So we were a alittle worried, since our eyes were hit. So my friends walk through no problem, then its my turn. I walk through, and it beeps, im like what the fuck, so i have to take off my shoes, and walk back through, and what do you know it goes off again. ( and remeber there is a huge line for this detector for everyone to get in, and they are all laughing at me and shit. So i show them i hhave nothing at all on me, and they say well you must be hiding something. So now i start to freak out bc i know my eyes are red, im prolly slurring my speech some and i cant get passed this stupid detector. So they send me through again, and it beeps of course. So finally im like what do you want me to do strip down to my boxers and then walk through. They say no and tell me to try it one more time, and guess what there was NO BEEP! So then i ask one of the people there what was the deal with that, and she said its FAKE and the other lady is just pushing a button with her foot, and was messing with me. So im pissed as fuck then and just want to get away while i can. Well when im ready to walk out, because it was lame, i cant find my keys, or phone! So i relize i never picked them up from the bin of the detector. So i had to look for my principal for about 2 hours and find her get my keys and get the fuck out of there. SO basically they fucked with me for no reson and prolly had one great time doing it.
 
i have a story but it's not a happy one. umm so prom...3 or so years ago..so ya I was with this guy for about 6 months and the night before my prom he broke up with me but said he didnt want anyone to know and that he'd still come with me cuz he just needs a "break"...being a stupid 18 year old at the time I let him have this "break."

so anyway...day of prom i call him before i go get him to come to the garden party and he is like "i need more time im not ready yet i'll call u back"...he calls me back a while later and we're super late for this garden party but we finally make it...we go to prom whatever i had a bad time because i was pretending to still be with this idiot...a few days later he asks for me back and i say ok cuz again i was a stupid 18 year old girl thinking i knew wtf love was.

a week later he confesses he was fucking his ex while we were on that 'break'...his ex emails me hoping to beat him to the confession..and she tells me she fucked him the morning of my prom (which would be why he was late to get ready when i was calling)..she also provided more details in that fabulous email about how many times a day they did it, and which locations (shower etc..) good times!!! love prom!
 
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