Prom Pick Thread

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damn dis fool managed to hook up wit his own mom! i envy dis fool, he's a lady professional.
 
Looking back on my highschool prom last year, all I can think about is how stupid and over rated it was. By no means did I have a bad time, it's just I've had 300 times more fun doing other things that cost $300 less. I wanted to cry when I started forking up $90 for my tux, $60 for the tickets, $80 for the limo, $35 for the flowers. Yeah I might've been able to go cheaper on some things but thats just not my style. When I do shit I do it well.

Yeah my date was hot, and yeah we banged that nigth. But it was weird. Especially since I was already beat ass tired from everything that day, and played 2 lacrosse games the day before. It was something to the extent of:

Her: So prom's over I guess. Thats it, highschool is like in the past. I'm really going to miss not seeing everyone all the time.

Me: Yeah

Her: I just can't believe it. It all happened so fast.

Me: Definitely.

Her: So... I guess theres only one thing left to do. You have a condom?

Me: Let me get my bag.
 
That was actually me trying to play off her ranting at 5 in the morning. I guess maybe that wasn't clear. She was one of those ones that has a constant biological caffeine high.
 
haha have you ever seen the hook with robin williams.... you totally look like that little indian dude that rides around on the board that allt he kids look up to
 
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